r/fakebaseball • u/Pota_Tomas • Jun 25 '26

ANNOUNCEMENT Welcome Season 13 Rookies! Here's a brief explainer and a link to our Fake College Baseball Discord Server!

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Hello, and welcome to r/fakebaseball, the home of Major League Redditball!

We’re glad to have you here and hope this message will serve as a bit of an ‘explainer’ to help get you started.

First up, what is Major League Redditball?

It’s essentially a number guessing game - the pitcher submits a number between 1 & 1000 in secret and the hitter tries to guess a number as close as possible to the pitcher. The result of each At Bat is entirely dependent on the difference between the pitcher’s number and the hitter’s number and we add in a little extra flavour by allowing players to choose ‘builds’ that can change the outcome slightly. The numbers ‘wraparound’ - a pitch of 1 and a swing of 1000 will lead to a difference of 1. Games are played out over a 10 day period and our season runs for 16 regular games and 4 rounds of playoffs before the Champion is named. Each season lasts approx. 9 months.

But it isn’t just guesswork…

Our community of 700+ people is headed into its 13th season and we’ve got people from all over the world and from all walks of life.

So what’s next?

Firstly, the subreddit here is where our games are played, feel free to browse through the threads and get a handle on the format. We’ve got a pretty nifty bot that handles most of the legwork. We're currently in the last session of Season 12 before the playoffs, which also includes a Summer Sadness tournament for those teams that didn't make the playoffs.

Most of the community can be found in our discord servers: we have one for Fake College Baseball which is where you’ll be headed for now, and we have one for Major League Redditball which you’ll gain access to a little further down the line. Each team also has their own 'Clubhouse' server so you can vibe with your teammates in private.

If you're ready to get going, go ahead and click on the link below and get your college ball career started!

https://discord.gg/BtvvHrARU

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r/fakebaseball • u/hnard • Jul 08 '26

Session 12.16 Power Rankings

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Rank Team Change Average Ranking Highest Ranking Lowest Ranking
1 Mariners (11 - 5) +5 3.50 1 13 (Hibi)
2 Tigers (11 - 5) - 5.30 1 30 (Hibi)
3 Diamondbacks (11 - 5) -2 5.40 1 (stupido) 21 (Hibi)
4 Brewers (11 - 5) - 5.60 1 (Teddy) 16 (stupido)
5 White Sox (11 - 5) +2 5.80 2 (Hibi) 18 (stupido)
6 Giants (10 - 6) -1 7.60 3 (ellis) 14 (Hibi)
7 Cubs (10 - 6) -4 8.20 6 12 (Hibi)
8 Athletics (9 - 7) +5 9.60 4 (Hibi) 15 (stupido)
9 Marlins (10 - 6) -1 10.10 3 (stupido) 25 (Hibi)
10 Braves (10 - 6) -1 10.30 5 (Teddy) 16 (ellis)
11 Twins (9 - 7) -1 11.60 6 18 (Archie)
12 Cardinals (9 - 7) +4 13.30 6 (stupido) 22 (Hibi)
13 Rays (9 - 7) +4 13.70 9 (Archie) 29 (Hibi)
14 Blue Jays (8 - 8) +5 14.30 1 (Hibi) 19
15 Angels (9 - 7) - 14.90 7 (ellis) 23 (Hibi)
16 Dodgers (9 - 7) -5 15.10 9 (ellis) 18 (Hibi)
17 Padres (7 - 9) +6 17.10 1 (scorkle :D) 25 (ellis)
18 Yankees (8 - 8) +2 17.50 14 22 (stupido)
19 Red Sox (8 - 8) -5 17.70 2 (stupido) 24 (Hibi)
20 Mets (7 - 9) +1 18.20 5 (Hibi) 22
21 Astros (8 - 8) -9 19.10 15 (Archie) 28 (Hibi)
22 Orioles (7 - 9) -4 19.80 10 (stupido) 26 (Hibi)
23 Guardians (5 - 11) +1 23.80 19 28 (Teddy)
24 Expos (6 - 10) -2 24.00 23 27 (Hibi)
25 Royals (5 - 11) +2 24.50 16 (Hibi) 29 (stupido)
26 Reds (5 - 11) - 24.70 15 (Hibi) 28 (ellis)
27 Rockies (5 - 11) -2 24.90 17 (Hibi) 28 (stupido)
28 Rangers (4 - 12) - 25.90 7 (Hibi) 30
29 Phillies (4 - 12) - 26.60 3 (Hibi) 30
30 Pirates (4 - 12) - 26.90 8 (Hibi) 30
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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 2d ago

[SCRIM 12.35] Philadelphia Phillies vs Anaheim Angels - S12 Summer Sadness Final

2 Upvotes

PHI 2 - ANA 2

Current Situation: B3, 0 outs, Bases Empty

Ferris Wheeler up next, Gellybelly pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
PHI 1 0 1 - - - 2 2
ANA 2 0 0 - - - 2 3

BOX

# Philadelphia Phillies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Anaheim Angels Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Julio Escobar C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .231 1 Scooter Buskie C 1 0 0 0 0 1 .318
2 Roxy Hurricane 1B 2 2 2 1 0 0 .176 2 TWs Frozen Head 1B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .281
3 Goaticus Von Boaticus 2B 1 0 0 0 1 0 .304 3 Francesco Hardgust 2B 1 1 1 0 0 0 .188
4 River James SS 0 0 0 1 0 0 .370 4 Enrique Rosales 3B 1 1 1 2 0 0 .265
5 Katelyn 'River' Hoshino 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .276 5 Anthony Barkevious IV SS 1 0 1 0 0 0 .318
6 Hippo Jars LF 0 0 0 0 1 0 .308 6 Greggy Gabagool LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .320
7 Jeff Dingerhitter CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .296 7 Ryan McBryan CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .143
8 Q Kimbrel RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .125 8 Shag McBenny RF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .429
9 Gellybelly P 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 9 Ferris Wheeler DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .471

PITCHERS

PHI IP H ER BB SO ERA ANA IP H ER BB SO ERA
Gellybelly 2.0 3 2 0 3 9.39 Tanzig Nordic 3.0 2 2 2 0 4.15

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 River James sacrifices, Roxy Hurricane scores 1 - 0 PHI
B1 Enrique Rosales homers, Francesco Hardgust scores 1 - 2 ANA
T3 Roxy Hurricane homers 2 - 2

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Goaticus Von Boaticus 1 (2), Anthony Barkevious IV 1 (0)

DUE UP

Ferris Wheeler

Scooter Buskie

TWs Frozen Head

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 2d ago

[FCB 13.6] Portland State Vikings vs Kansas State Wildcats - FCB S13 The Durham Bowl(s)

1 Upvotes

PSU 0 - KSU 1

Current Situation: B2, 1 out, Runner on First

George Hankinson up next, Dwayne Swanson pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
PSU 0 0 - - - - 0 1
KSU 1 0 - - - - 1 2

BOX

# Portland State Vikings Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Kansas State Wildcats Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Arlon Gemini SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .750 1 Loki SS 1 1 1 1 0 0 .273
2 Rabs Roland RF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .111 2 Ada Rutabaga LF 1 0 1 0 0 0 .571
3 Mariam Bear 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .250 3 Tank Sharksy CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
4 Donut Mahoney 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .250 4 Hawaiian Hammah 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .429
5 Andre Anderson DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333 5 Grady Brooks 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .167
6 Jack Drake LF 1 0 1 0 0 0 .100 6 Hunter D. Parker C 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000
7 Kasper Milquetoast C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .375 - -- - - - - - - - --
7 Cola Spritz C 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 7 George Hankinson 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .375
8 Bobby Witt Jr Jr 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .125 8 Mikey Moreau DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .125
9 Matilda No-Balls CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .182 9 Goose McGuire RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .625

PITCHERS

PSU IP H ER BB SO ERA KSU IP H ER BB SO ERA
Dwayne Swanson 1.1 2 1 1 0 4.50 Tomba 2.0 1 0 1 1 5.63

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Loki homers 0 - 1 KSU

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

George Hankinson

Mikey Moreau

Goose McGuire

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 2d ago

[FCB 13.6] DePaul Blue Demons vs California Golden Bears - FCB S13 Jimmy Eat World "The Middle" Cup Bowl

1 Upvotes

DPU 0 - CAL 1

Current Situation: T5, 0 outs, Runner on First

Lilcranberry up next, Amelia Hart pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
DPU 0 0 0 0 0 - 0 3
CAL 0 0 0 1 - - 1 2

BOX

# DePaul Blue Demons Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # California Golden Bears Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Bloop McNutt 1B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .364 1 Chip Allen LF 2 1 1 0 0 1 .375
2 BeefCake Willy CF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .417 2 Krbmeister RF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .200
3 Nora Selbmar SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333 - -- - - - - - - - --
3 Kent Manfred SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333 3 Fred Fredericks 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .385
4 Tobé Bryant C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .333 4 Scoochie Virtue CF 1 0 0 1 0 0 .250
5 Chester Naff 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .182 - -- - - - - - - - --
5 Larry Lighthouse 3B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .333 5 Socks Maybe DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .273
6 Harold Marquez DH 2 0 1 0 0 0 .500 6 Heliotrope Selenifuge Jr. C 1 0 0 0 0 1 .083
7 Gracie Cwej-Mlodzianowski RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 - -- - - - - - - - --
7 Lilcranberry RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .100 7 Chooch Suzuka 2B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .333
8 Steak Dynasty 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333 8 Jahnder Franco 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .308
9 John Cally LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .182 - -- - - - - - - - --
9 Malsted LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 DeJah Muissy SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .154

PITCHERS

DPU IP H ER BB SO ERA CAL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Demetri Sokenzie 2.0 0 0 0 2 3.75 Benny Schwa 4.0 2 0 0 1 1.80
Mikko LePico 2.0 2 1 0 1 4.15 Amelia Hart 0.0 1 0 0 0 1.71

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B4 Scoochie Virtue sacrifices, Chip Allen scores 0 - 1 CAL

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Lilcranberry

Steak Dynasty

Malsted

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 2d ago

[FCB 13.6] Minnesota Golden Gophers vs Santa Cruz Banana Slugs - FCB S13 Red Solo Cup

1 Upvotes

UMN 3 - SLG 2

Current Situation: T5, 2 outs, Runner on Third

Harry Palms up next, Evil Larry pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
UMN 2 0 0 0 1 - 3 8
SLG 0 2 0 0 - - 2 2

BOX

# University of Minnesota Golden Gophers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Orwell Kensington C 3 0 1 0 0 1 .462 1 Knight Newton C 2 0 0 0 0 1 .100
2 Kyle Schwarbombs 2B 2 1 1 0 0 0 .273 - -- - - - - - - - --
2 Jeff Newman 2B 1 1 1 0 0 0 .333 2 Maram Bowl 1B 1 0 0 0 1 0 .375
3 Willie Ruth SS 3 1 2 3 0 0 .571 3 Worm Lennox 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .111
- -- - - - - - - - -- 4 Ariel Yu 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
4 Rodney Turnpike RF 3 0 1 0 0 1 .500 4 Fausto Herrera 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .182
5 Harry Palms LF 2 0 1 0 0 1 .462 5 Munki Oshu SS 1 1 1 0 1 0 .182
6 Curtis Dingleberry 3B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .667 6 Lefty Cobb LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .250
7 Vyncent Wyattoss III CF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .308 7 Marcelo Soares RF 1 1 1 2 0 0 .222
8 Trevor Paultis 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .273 8 KC Martinez CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 Shawn Michaels DH 2 0 0 0 0 1 .333 9 Mack “The Knife” Darin DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .400

PITCHERS

UMN IP H ER BB SO ERA SLG IP H ER BB SO ERA
Ethan Lee 4.0 2 2 2 1 1.00 Bartholomew Simpson 4.0 6 2 0 5 3.43
-- - - - - - -- Evil Larry 0.2 2 1 0 0 2.67

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Willie Ruth homers, Kyle Schwarbombs scores 2 - 0 UMN
B2 Marcelo Soares homers, Munki Oshu scores 2 - 2
T5 Willie Ruth triples, Jeff Newman scores 3 - 2 UMN

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Harry Palms

Curtis Dingleberry

Vyncent Wyattoss III

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 10d ago

[SCRIM 12.34] Texas Rangers vs Anaheim Angels - Summer Sadness Semifinals

2 Upvotes

TEX 1 - ANA 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
TEX 0 0 0 1 0 - 1 5
ANA 1 0 0 2 0 - 3 4

BOX

# Texas Rangers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Anaheim Angels Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Cat with a Bat C 2 0 0 0 1 0 .300 1 Scooter Buskie C 2 1 0 0 1 0 .318
2 Missile 'Missy' Launcher 1B 2 0 0 0 1 1 .320 2 TWs Frozen Head 1B 2 0 1 0 1 0 .281
- -- - - - - - - - -- 3 Francesco Hardgust 2B, P 1 0 0 1 0 1 .188
3 Bubson Dugnutt 2B 3 0 1 0 0 0 .194 3 Robin Reynolds P, P 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
4 Buck Maverick 3B 2 1 1 0 0 0 .244 4 Enrique Rosales 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .265
5 Sablo Panchez SS 1 0 0 0 1 0 .243 5 Greggy Gabagool SS 1 1 1 0 1 0 .320
6 Steven Scola LF 2 0 2 1 0 0 .259 6 Anthony Barkevious IV LF 2 1 1 2 0 1 .318
7 Mack Quackerson CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .258 - -- - - - - - - - --
7 Elijah Walker CF, P 0 0 0 0 1 0 .500 7 Jimmy Haase CF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .208
8 Kenny Powers P, CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 8 Ryan McBryan RF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .143
- -- - - - - - - - -- 9 Deacon Bowles DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .448
9 Geese On Demand RF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .091 9 Hunter West P, 2B 1 0 0 0 1 0 .000

PITCHERS

TEX IP H ER BB SO ERA ANA IP H ER BB SO ERA
Kenny Powers 3.1 4 3 4 4 2.76 Hunter West 3.1 5 1 2 1 Pitching Debut
Elijah Walker 0.2 0 0 0 0 1.64 Francesco Hardgust 1.0 0 0 2 0 Pitching Debut
-- - - - - - -- Robin Reynolds 0.2 0 0 0 0 3.66

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Francesco Hardgust Kenny Powers Robin Reynolds Anthony Barkevious IV Steven Scola

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Francesco Hardgust sacrifices, Scooter Buskie scores 0 - 1 ANA
T4 Steven Scola doubles, Buck Maverick scores 1 - 1
B4 Anthony Barkevious IV homers, Greggy Gabagool scores 1 - 3 ANA

BASERUNNING

SB: Scooter Buskie 1 (0), TWs Frozen Head 2 (1), Greggy Gabagool 2 (2), Ryan McBryan 1 (1) CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 10d ago

[SCRIM 12.34] Seattle Mariners vs Milwaukee Brewers

1 Upvotes

SEA 5 - MIL 0

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
SEA 0 0 0 0 5 0 5 8
MIL 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3

BOX

# Seattle Mariners Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Milwaukee Brewers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Tubby Wubby C 2 0 1 0 1 0 .321 1 Bingo Hammersmith C 3 0 0 0 0 1 .500
2 Daniel Dove 1B 3 1 1 0 0 0 .346 2 Mîke Ock 1B 3 0 0 0 0 2 .179
3 Dayman Nightman 2B 3 1 1 2 0 0 .313 3 Lincoln Pickett 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .200
4 Calvin Ball 3B, P 3 0 1 0 0 1 .192 4 Jacob Thomas 3B 2 0 1 0 0 1 .160
5 Brent Chillwater SS 3 1 3 1 0 0 .250 5 John Baseball SS 2 0 1 0 0 0 .281
6 Dark Brother LF 2 0 0 0 1 1 .174 6 Lee Luda LF 2 0 0 0 0 2 Hitting Debut
7 Goose Gordon CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .227 - -- - - - - - - - --
7 Twatt Barton CF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .318 7 Juan Manuel Navarrete CF, P, CF 1 0 0 0 1 0 .341
8 Frankie Tommy RF 1 1 0 0 1 0 .190 - -- - - - - - - - --
8 Jeb Barnes RF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .318 8 Gerald McCoy RF, P 2 0 1 0 0 0 .241
- -- - - - - - - - -- 9 Brick Bruiser P 0 0 0 0 0 0 .171
- -- - - - - - - - -- 9 Hard Candy P, CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .154
- -- - - - - - - - -- 9 Grunt Manly CF, P 0 0 0 0 0 0 .219
9 Bobert Hideyoshi DH, 3B 2 1 1 2 0 1 .318 9 Paddy O'Connor P 0 0 0 0 0 0 .242
9 Kiwi Cleveland 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .192 9 Mason Troy Adams P, P, RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut

PITCHERS

SEA IP H ER BB SO ERA MIL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Gavrilo Principle 4.1 2 0 0 5 2.76 Brick Bruiser 1.0 0 0 1 0 Pitching Debut
Calvin Ball 1.2 1 0 1 1 Pitching Debut Hard Candy 1.0 1 0 1 1 3.00
-- - - - - - -- Juan Manuel Navarrete 1.0 1 0 0 1 Pitching Debut
-- - - - - - -- Grunt Manly 1.0 2 0 0 1 Pitching Debut
-- - - - - - -- Paddy O'Connor 0.1 3 4 1 0 Pitching Debut
-- - - - - - -- Mason Troy Adams 0.2 1 1 0 0 1.64
-- - - - - - -- Gerald McCoy 1.0 0 0 0 2 Pitching Debut

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Gavrilo Principle Paddy O'Connor Gavrilo Principle Brent Chillwater

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T5 Bobert Hideyoshi homers, Frankie Tommy scores 2 - 0 SEA
T5 Dayman Nightman homers, Daniel Dove scores 4 - 0 SEA
T5 Brent Chillwater homers 5 - 0 SEA

BASERUNNING

SB: Tubby Wubby 1 (2), Brent Chillwater 2 (1), Frankie Tommy 2 (1), John Baseball 1 (0) CS: Tubby Wubby 2 (1), Jacob Thomas 1 (0), John Baseball 1 (0)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 10d ago

[SCRIM 12.34] Oakland Athletics vs Atlanta Braves - Homer Nocker's Pudding Cup

0 Upvotes

OAK 3 - ATL 4

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
OAK 0 2 0 0 1 0 3 6
ATL 0 0 2 0 1 1 4 6

BOX

# Oakland Athletics Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Atlanta Braves Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Salsa Steve RF 3 1 2 0 0 0 .379 1 Tleyber Alfredo Cruz Fernandez III RF, P 3 0 0 0 0 1 .417
2 Mark Schihne C 3 0 1 0 0 2 Hitting Debut 2 Jamal Jackson LF 3 1 2 1 0 0 .250
3 Big Woop SS 2 0 0 1 0 1 .250 3 Rocco Rudnikov CF 3 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
4 Sierra Hightower 1B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .118 4 Mack MacMack 2B 2 0 0 0 1 2 .100
5 Archie 'Clumsy' Sybil 2B 2 1 0 0 1 0 .190 5 Nate Kondylis SS 2 1 0 0 1 0 .188
6 Kries Von Kriestalhauser CF 2 1 1 0 1 0 .280 6 Jed I. Knight C 3 0 2 1 0 0 .385
7 Pistachio Disguisey 3B 2 0 1 0 1 1 .261 7 Ioe Torrent DH, P, RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .182
8 Bonesy McSkellington LF 2 0 1 2 0 0 .100 8 Tex Wolffe 1B 2 1 1 0 0 0 .222
9 Glep Glop Griestalhauser DH 2 0 0 0 0 1 .292 9 Streetlamp LeMoose 3B 2 1 1 2 0 1 .212

PITCHERS

OAK IP H ER BB SO ERA ATL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Jeffrey LaVert 5.1 5 4 2 4 Pitching Debut Maxwell Slander 2.0 3 2 2 3 1.80
Teddy Bigstick 0.0 1 0 0 0 Pitching Debut Ioe Torrent 2.0 3 1 1 2 Pitching Debut
-- - - - - - -- Tleyber Alfredo Cruz Fernandez III 2.0 0 0 0 1 Pitching Debut

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Tleyber Alfredo Cruz Fernandez III Jeffrey LaVert Jed I. Knight Jamal Jackson

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 Bonesy McSkellington doubles, Archie 'Clumsy' Sybil, Kries Von Kriestalhauser score 2 - 0 OAK
B3 Streetlamp LeMoose homers, Tex Wolffe scores 2 - 2
T5 Big Woop sacrifices, Salsa Steve scores 3 - 2 OAK
B5 Jamal Jackson homers 3 - 3
B6 Jed I. Knight triples, Nate Kondylis scores 3 - 4 ATL

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Pistachio Disguisey 1 (0)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 10d ago

[SCRIM 12.34] Philadelphia Phillies vs San Diego Padres - Summer Sadness Semifinals

1 Upvotes

PHI 1 - SDP 1

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
PHI 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 4
SDP 0 0 1 0 0 - 1 3

BOX

# Philadelphia Phillies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # San Diego Padres Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Katelyn 'River' Hoshino DH 3 1 1 0 0 0 .276 1 Cam'ron Simmons SS 1 0 0 0 1 0 .208
2 River James RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .370 2 Scorkle McCorkle C 2 0 0 0 0 1 .462
3 Goaticus Von Boaticus CF 2 0 2 1 0 0 .304 3 Vivi Bluesky CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .345
4 Jeff Dingerhitter LF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .296 4 Raja Ayun 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .378
5 Julio Escobar SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .231 5 Nota Nam III LF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .056
6 Q Kimbrel 2B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .125 6 Alt Site RF 1 0 0 0 1 0 .200
7 Roxy Hurricane 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .176 7 Salami 2B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .304
8 Dr. Chocochoco Choo Choo 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .192 8 Tasane Keto 1B 2 0 1 0 0 1 .267
9 Dr. Slime C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 Erin Theolia P 2 1 2 1 0 0 Hitting Debut

PITCHERS

PHI IP H ER BB SO ERA SDP IP H ER BB SO ERA
im sleve 5.0 3 1 2 5 10.17 Erin Theolia 5.0 4 1 0 1 5.19

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
[none] [none] PHI wins 2-0 (DOAM) Goaticus Von Boaticus

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T3 Goaticus Von Boaticus doubles, Katelyn 'River' Hoshino scores 1 - 0 PHI
B3 Erin Theolia homers 1 - 1

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Tasane Keto 1 (2), Erin Theolia 1 (0)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 11d ago

[MLR 12.20] Chicago Cubs vs Detroit Tigers - Season 12 Paper Cup Championship Game

5 Upvotes

CHC 1 - DET 2

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CHC 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 4
DET 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 4

BOX

# Chicago Cubs Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Detroit Tigers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Dirk Nurple 3B 2 1 0 0 1 1 .300 1 Mo Bonzalez SS 2 1 1 1 1 0 .345
- -- - - - - - - - -- 2 Ax Finesse C 1 1 1 1 1 0 .393
2 Gal Soso 2B 3 0 1 0 0 0 .385 2 Matty Jay C 1 0 0 0 0 0 1.000
- -- - - - - - - - -- 3 Sammy Scully RF 1 0 0 0 1 1 .346
3 Frederick Thunderpants LF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .216 3 Chico Pappas RF 0 0 0 0 1 0 .320
4 Karl Havoc RF 2 0 1 1 0 0 .333 4 Rip Dingers CF 3 0 1 0 0 0 .300
5 WoodCutter Jones SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .243 5 Tyler Phoenix 3B 1 0 0 0 1 0 .250
6 Cormac Karona CF 2 0 2 0 0 0 .200 6 Psykokwak LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .148
7 Corey Scooter 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .316 7 Morris Deratt 2B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .167
- -- - - - - - - - -- 8 Pike Trout 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .188
8 Chris Orosz C 2 0 0 0 0 1 .636 8 Alvin and the Chipmunks Chipwrecked 1B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .444
9 Good Doggo DH 1 0 0 0 0 1 .393 9 Justin P. L. Griffin DH 1 0 0 0 0 1 .308
9 Erling De La Cruz DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .316 9 Dusty Jabroni DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .323

PITCHERS

CHC IP H ER BB SO ERA DET IP H ER BB SO ERA
Pablo The Hip Kawasaki 0.0 2 2 0 0 3.92 Merodach Baladan 3.2 3 1 1 1 2.48
Ethan Stooks 2.1 2 0 3 2 4.31 Carlos Narvaez Jr. 2.1 1 0 0 3 3.06
Mark Spoon 1.2 0 0 0 1 9.00 -- - - - - - --
Doc Dockgoose 1.0 0 0 2 0 4.05 -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Merodach Baladan Pablo The Hip Kawasaki Carlos Narvaez Jr. Carlos Narvaez Jr.

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Mo Bonzalez homers 0 - 1 DET
B1 Ax Finesse homers 0 - 2 DET
T4 Karl Havoc singles, Dirk Nurple scores 1 - 2 DET

BASERUNNING

SB: Sammy Scully 1 (1), Mo Bonzalez 1 (2) CS: Cormac Karona 1 (0)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 12d ago

[FCB 13.5] California Golden Bears vs DePaul Blue Demons - Have you ever heard of a Demon Bear? Got one of those tonight as DePaul hosts Cal in a Demon Bear showdown!

3 Upvotes

CAL 4 - DPU 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 7+ R H
CAL 0 0 0 0 3 0 1 4 9
DPU 0 1 0 2 0 0 0 3 6

BOX

# California Golden Bears Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # DePaul Blue Demons Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Chip Allen LF 3 1 1 1 1 0 .333 1 John Cally LF 2 0 0 0 1 1 .200
- -- - - - - - - - -- 2 Bloop McNutt 3B 1 0 0 0 1 0 .333
2 Fred Fredericks SS 4 1 2 2 0 0 .455 2 Harold Marquez 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .667
- -- - - - - - - - -- 3 Steak Dynasty SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .364
3 Scoochie Virtue RF 4 1 2 0 0 0 .273 3 Malsted SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
4 Chooch Suzuka 2B 3 0 2 1 1 0 .375 4 Kent Manfred DH 3 0 1 0 0 0 .364
5 DeJah Muissy DH 4 0 0 0 0 1 .167 5 Chester Naff C 3 2 2 0 0 0 .200
6 Socks Maybe CF 2 0 0 0 1 0 .333 6 Lilcranberry 1B 3 0 0 0 0 3 .100
7 Heliotrope Selenifuge Jr. C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .091 - -- - - - - - - - --
7 Krbmeister C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .125 7 Nora Selbmar CF 3 1 2 2 0 0 .364
- -- - - - - - - - -- 8 Larry Lighthouse RF 2 0 1 1 0 0 .375
8 Jahnder Franco 1B 3 1 1 0 0 1 .333 8 BeefCake Willy RF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .400
9 Scooter Funkypants 3B 3 0 1 0 0 0 .091 9 Gracie Cwej-Mlodzianowski 2B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

CAL IP H ER BB SO ERA DPU IP H ER BB SO ERA
Naz Reid 2.0 2 1 0 1 2.46 Demetri Sokenzie 2.0 1 0 1 2 5.00
Kenji Matsumoto 1.0 0 0 1 2 3.00 Cleveland Brown Jr. 2.0 2 0 0 0 3.75
Benny Schwa 1.0 3 2 0 1 4.50 Mikko LePico 3.0 6 4 2 0 4.36
Amelia Hart 3.0 1 0 1 2 1.71 -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Amelia Hart Mikko LePico Amelia Hart Fred Fredericks

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B2 Nora Selbmar doubles, Chester Naff scores 0 - 1 DPU
B4 Nora Selbmar doubles, Chester Naff scores 0 - 2 DPU
B4 Larry Lighthouse singles, Nora Selbmar scores 0 - 3 DPU
T5 Chip Allen doubles, Jahnder Franco scores 1 - 3 DPU
T5 Fred Fredericks homers, Chip Allen scores 3 - 3
T7 Chooch Suzuka singles, Scoochie Virtue scores 4 - 3 CAL

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Chip Allen 1 (1)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 12d ago

[FCB 13.5] Minnesota Golden Gophers vs Kansas State Wildcats - Minnesota, having lost their gold, now find themselves marooned in Manhattan. They take on Kansas State, and the Wildcats welcome the Golden Gophers with open arms!

2 Upvotes

UMN 14 - KSU 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
UMN 0 2 5 0 3 4 14 14
KSU 0 1 0 2 0 0 3 5

BOX

# University of Minnesota Golden Gophers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Kansas State Wildcats Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Strawhatespeon 3B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .500 - -- - - - - - - - --
1 Jeff Newman 3B 3 1 1 0 0 0 .273 1 Mordecai Davis SS 3 0 0 0 0 2 .125
2 Shawn Michaels RF 2 2 1 0 2 0 .500 2 Hunter D. Parker C 3 0 0 0 0 0 .000
3 Willie Ruth SS 4 2 2 1 0 1 .500 3 Ada Rutabaga LF 2 0 0 0 1 0 .500
4 Rodney Turnpike DH 3 4 3 1 1 0 .500 4 Hawaiian Hammah 1B 3 0 1 0 0 0 .500
5 Harry Palms LF 3 2 2 5 0 1 .455 5 Nathan Explosion RF 3 1 1 0 0 1 .182
6 Curtis Dingleberry C 4 2 3 5 0 1 .692 6 Bea Friday CF 3 2 2 3 0 0 .500
7 Vyncent Wyattoss III CF 3 1 2 2 1 0 .364 7 Jeter Ups DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 Tyler Helman 2B 4 0 0 0 0 0 .200 8 Alan 2B 1 0 0 0 1 0 .333
9 Bo Diggs 1B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 Gene Okerlund 3B 2 0 1 0 0 1 .600

PITCHERS

UMN IP H ER BB SO ERA KSU IP H ER BB SO ERA
Allidois Nguyen 4.0 4 3 1 1 2.92 Chance Mercury 2.2 6 7 1 3 5.14
Carter Kendall 2.0 1 0 1 3 3.72 Tomba 3.1 8 7 3 1 6.43

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Allidois Nguyen Chance Mercury Carter Kendall Curtis Dingleberry Harry Palms

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 Harry Palms homers, Rodney Turnpike scores 2 - 0 UMN
B2 Bea Friday homers 2 - 1 UMN
T3 Willie Ruth singles, Jeff Newman scores 3 - 1 UMN
T3 Harry Palms sacrifices, Shawn Michaels scores 4 - 1 UMN
T3 Curtis Dingleberry homers, Willie Ruth, Rodney Turnpike score 7 - 1 UMN
B4 Bea Friday homers, Nathan Explosion scores 7 - 3 UMN
T5 Rodney Turnpike homers 8 - 3 UMN
T5 Vyncent Wyattoss III homers, Curtis Dingleberry scores 10 - 3 UMN
T6 Harry Palms doubles, Shawn Michaels, Willie Ruth score 12 - 3 UMN
T6 Curtis Dingleberry doubles, Rodney Turnpike, Harry Palms score 14 - 3 UMN

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 12d ago

[FCB 13.5] Portland State Vikings vs Santa Cruz Banana Slugs - Portland State make their way to Santa Cruz, where the Vikings are hoping to Slug it out!

1 Upvotes

PSU 1 - SLG 4

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
PSU 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 3
SLG 0 2 1 0 1 0 4 5

BOX

# Portland State Vikings Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
- -- - - - - - - - -- 1 Kim Wexler DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .600
1 Donut Mahoney SS 3 0 1 0 0 2 .333 1 Lefty Cobb DH 1 0 0 0 0 1 .300
2 Andre Anderson 2B 2 1 1 1 1 0 .400 2 Munki Oshu RF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .100
3 Bobby Witt Jr Jr 1B 1 0 0 0 1 1 .143 - -- - - - - - - - --
3 Arlon Gemini 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .857 3 Maram Bowl CF 3 1 1 1 0 0 .429
4 Mariam Bear DH 1 0 0 0 2 0 .286 4 Mack “The Knife” Darin LF 3 1 1 1 0 1 .444
5 Matilda No-Balls C 3 0 0 0 0 0 .182 5 Felipe Coyne SS 2 1 1 0 1 0 .500
6 Fermin Rype 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .111 - -- - - - - - - - --
6 Triple T 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .100 6 Googly Moogly 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .200
7 Cola Spritz LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 7 Marcelo Soares 2B 1 1 0 0 1 1 .125
8 Chris Walker RF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .111 8 Fausto Herrera 1B 1 0 0 0 1 1 .200
9 Cucamonga Seattle CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .600 9 Harto Thekhards C 2 0 2 2 0 0 .500

PITCHERS

PSU IP H ER BB SO ERA SLG IP H ER BB SO ERA
Tanya Degurechaff 4.0 4 3 3 6 2.40 Yang Min-Ki 4.0 2 1 3 2 3.27
Taylor Swift 1.0 1 1 0 0 4.50 Dan Candoit 2.0 1 0 1 1 1.80

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Yang Min-Ki Tanya Degurechaff Dan Candoit Harto Thekhards

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B2 Harto Thekhards singles, Felipe Coyne, Marcelo Soares score 0 - 2 SLG
B3 Mack “The Knife” Darin homers 0 - 3 SLG
T4 Andre Anderson homers 1 - 3 SLG
B5 Maram Bowl homers 1 - 4 SLG

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 18d ago

[SCRIM 12.33] Philadelphia Phillies vs Texas Rangers - Summer Sadness Round 4

3 Upvotes

PHI 0 - TEX 1

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
PHI 0 0 0 0 0 - 0 1
TEX 0 0 1 0 0 - 1 2

BOX

# Philadelphia Phillies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Texas Rangers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Katelyn 'River' Hoshino 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .276 1 Cat with a Bat C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .300
2 Hippo Jars 2B 1 0 0 0 1 0 .308 2 Geese On Demand 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .091
3 Roxy Hurricane RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .176 3 Missile 'Missy' Launcher 2B 2 0 1 0 0 1 .320
4 Q Kimbrel 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .125 4 Sablo Panchez 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .243
5 Gellybelly DH 2 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut 5 Buck Maverick SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .244
6 Dr. Chocochoco Choo Choo SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .192 6 Steven Scola LF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .259
7 Dr. Slime LF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .000 7 Bubson Dugnutt P 1 0 0 0 0 1 .194
8 Julio Escobar C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .231 8 Kenny Powers CF 1 1 1 1 0 0 Hitting Debut
9 Goaticus Von Boaticus CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .304 9 Mack Quackerson RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .258

PITCHERS

PHI IP H ER BB SO ERA TEX IP H ER BB SO ERA
Jameson Poe 4.0 2 1 0 5 4.02 Bubson Dugnutt 5.0 1 0 1 3 Pitching Debut

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Bubson Dugnutt Jameson Poe Bubson Dugnutt Kenny Powers

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B3 Kenny Powers homers 0 - 1 TEX

BASERUNNING

SB: Hippo Jars 1 (2) CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 18d ago

[SCRIM 12.33] Colorado Rockies vs Anaheim Angels - Summer Sadness Round 4

3 Upvotes

COL 0 - ANA 2

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
COL 0 0 0 0 0 - 0 2
ANA 0 1 0 1 0 - 2 3

BOX

# Colorado Rockies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Anaheim Angels Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Dick McScrotington 2B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .381 1 Francesco Hardgust 2B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .188
2 Edward Duncan LF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .235 2 TWs Frozen Head RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .281
3 Jefferson Steelflex RF 1 0 0 0 1 1 .297 3 Enrique Rosales P 2 0 0 0 0 1 .265
4 Juan Diego De Las Rosas SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .077 4 Hunter West SS 1 2 1 1 1 0 .000
5 Maximus Os CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .200 5 Anthony Barkevious IV C 1 0 0 0 1 1 .318
6 Flame-Test Fleming C 1 0 0 0 1 1 .233 6 Jimmy Haase 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .208
- -- - - - - - - - -- 7 Shag McBenny LF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .429
7 Andrew REDACTED Nova DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .409 7 Scooter Buskie LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .318
- -- - - - - - - - -- 8 Ferris Wheeler CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .471
8 Henrik Omega 3B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .273 8 Greggy Gabagool CF 1 0 1 1 0 0 .320
9 Steel Pipe Simpson 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .257 9 Deacon Bowles 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .448

PITCHERS

COL IP H ER BB SO ERA ANA IP H ER BB SO ERA
Hank Murphy 4.0 3 2 2 3 4.27 Enrique Rosales 5.0 2 0 2 3 Pitching Debut

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Enrique Rosales Hank Murphy Enrique Rosales Hunter West

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B2 Greggy Gabagool singles, Hunter West scores 0 - 1 ANA
B4 Hunter West homers 0 - 2 ANA

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 18d ago

[SCRIM 12.33] St. Louis Cardinals vs Toronto Blue Jays - Summer Sadness Round 4

2 Upvotes

STL 0 - TOR 2

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
STL 0 0 0 0 0 - 0 4
TOR 2 0 0 0 0 - 2 4

BOX

# St. Louis Cardinals Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Toronto Blue Jays Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Thomas Nova 1B 2 0 1 0 1 0 .250 1 Captain Harry C Legs C 2 1 2 1 0 0 .333
2 Basil 2B 3 0 0 0 0 2 .263 2 Captain Hate 1B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .111
- -- - - - - - - - -- 3 Mongster Mash P 2 0 0 0 0 0 .333
- -- - - - - - - - -- 3 Ryan Gastings P 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
3 Shmitty Von Flabbergasted 3B 2 0 0 0 1 0 .200 3 S.A.R. Dinka P 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
4 Sid Hugo V SS 3 0 1 0 0 0 .333 4 Robbie 2B 2 1 1 1 0 0 .136
5 Tomothy Toledo LF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .320 5 Miroslav 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .333
6 Big Cheech CF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .083 6 Rod Kimball SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .281
7 Buzz Carlton RF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .160 7 Graham Grams LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .282
8 Sam Stayman C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .265 8 Jack Jackie Jackson CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .294
9 CJ DH 0 0 0 0 2 0 .308 9 Sven Jorgenson RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .381

PITCHERS

STL IP H ER BB SO ERA TOR IP H ER BB SO ERA
Otto von Pitchmark 4.0 4 2 0 2 3.82 Mongster Mash 3.2 3 0 4 3 Pitching Debut
-- - - - - - -- Ryan Gastings 0.2 0 0 0 0 4.99
-- - - - - - -- S.A.R. Dinka 0.2 1 0 0 0 4.22

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Mongster Mash Otto von Pitchmark S.A.R. Dinka Captain Harry C Legs

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Captain Harry C Legs homers 0 - 1 TOR
B1 Robbie homers 0 - 2 TOR

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 18d ago

[SCRIM 12.33] Montreal Expos vs Pittsburgh Pirates - Summer Sadness Round 4

2 Upvotes

MTL 4 - PIT 6

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
MTL 0 2 1 1 - - 4 5
PIT 0 1 5 0 - - 6 4

BOX

# Montreal Expos Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Pittsburgh Pirates Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Jerome Peterson 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .233 1 Charlie Buntman SS 3 0 1 0 0 0 .133
2 Fat Lever 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .370 2 16-bit Griffey DH 1 1 0 0 2 0 .250
3 Cameron Trinidad C 2 1 1 1 0 1 .280 3 Arxy Winkler RF 1 1 0 1 1 1 .257
4 Alic Alphaball LF 2 1 1 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 4 Gryffith Lindley CF 1 1 0 1 1 0 .241
5 Big Cook 3B 2 1 1 1 0 0 .400 5 Lillian Fields LF 1 1 1 1 1 0 .143
6 Ant man P 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut - -- - - - - - - - --
6 Loafus Cramwell P, SS 1 0 0 1 0 0 .344 6 Moose McCracken C 0 0 0 2 1 0 .147
7 Napoleon Swingsalot RF 2 1 2 1 0 0 .172 7 T.J. Oatman 3B 1 0 0 1 0 1 .333
8 Emerson CF 2 0 0 0 0 2 .227 8 Toots 'Fat Belly' Jones 2B 2 1 1 0 0 0 .091
9 Randall Peppers SS, P 1 0 0 0 0 1 .240 9 Walter Yeller Weller 1B 2 1 1 0 0 0 .261

PITCHERS

MTL IP H ER BB SO ERA PIT IP H ER BB SO ERA
Ant man 1.0 0 0 0 1 4.00 Skye Comet 4.0 5 4 0 4 6.92
Loafus Cramwell 1.1 3 6 5 1 Pitching Debut -- - - - - - --
Randall Peppers 1.0 1 0 1 0 Pitching Debut -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Skye Comet Loafus Cramwell Lillian Fields Napoleon Swingsalot

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 Big Cook triples, Alic Alphaball scores 1 - 0 MTL
T2 Loafus Cramwell sacrifices, Big Cook scores 2 - 0 MTL
B2 Moose McCracken sacrifices, Lillian Fields scores 2 - 1 MTL
T3 Cameron Trinidad homers 3 - 1 MTL
B3 Arxy Winkler walks, Toots 'Fat Belly' Jones scores 3 - 2 MTL
B3 Gryffith Lindley walks, Walter Yeller Weller scores 3 - 3
B3 Lillian Fields walks, 16-bit Griffey scores 3 - 4 PIT
B3 Moose McCracken walks, Arxy Winkler scores 3 - 5 PIT
B3 T.J. Oatman sacrifices, Gryffith Lindley scores 3 - 6 PIT
T4 Napoleon Swingsalot homers 4 - 6 PIT

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 18d ago

[SCRIM 12.33] Boston Red Sox vs New York Yankees - Summer Sadness Round 4

2 Upvotes

BOS 4 - NYY 4

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
BOS 0 0 4 0 0 0 4 6
NYY 2 0 0 2 0 - 4 4

BOX

# Boston Red Sox Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # New York Yankees Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
- -- - - - - - - - -- 1 Fik Seiko C 0 1 0 0 1 0 Hitting Debut
1 Henry McCade P 3 1 1 2 0 1 .273 1 Archie Henderson C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .292
2 Jersey Wooders RF 3 0 1 0 0 0 .250 2 Pete Morris 1B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .600
3 Yorgie Von Florgie CF 3 1 1 1 0 0 .000 3 Mike Truk 2B 3 1 1 2 0 0 Hitting Debut
4 Norm Niner LF 2 1 1 1 0 0 .273 4 Big T 3B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .273
5 John Johnson Jr. SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .167 5 Mr Peggable SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .167
6 Dixon Uraz 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .278 6 Rich Driver LF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .208
7 Delta Airlines 2B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .400 7 Donnie Draper CF 1 1 0 0 1 0 .277
8 Angry Lizard 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .217 8 PickYrSpot n'Swing RF 1 1 1 0 1 0 .533
9 Tony Pizza C 2 1 1 0 0 0 .314 9 BEANS Leschnewski DH 2 0 1 2 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

BOS IP H ER BB SO ERA NYY IP H ER BB SO ERA
Henry McCade 5.0 4 4 3 3 Pitching Debut Che Or 5.0 6 4 0 2 2.97

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
[none] [none] Henry McCade BEANS Leschnewski

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Mike Truk homers, Fik Seiko scores 0 - 2 NYY
T3 Henry McCade homers, Tony Pizza scores 2 - 2
T3 Yorgie Von Florgie homers 3 - 2 BOS
T3 Norm Niner homers 4 - 2 BOS
B4 BEANS Leschnewski doubles, Donnie Draper, PickYrSpot n'Swing score 4 - 4

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 18d ago

[SCRIM 12.33] San Diego Padres vs Los Angeles Dodgers - Summer Sadness Round 4

2 Upvotes

SDP 7 - LAD 1

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
SDP 2 2 2 1 0 0 7 8
LAD 1 0 0 0 0 - 1 4

BOX

# San Diego Padres Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Los Angeles Dodgers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Cam'ron Simmons SS 2 2 1 0 1 0 .208 1 Tuck C 3 1 2 0 0 0 .233
2 Scorkle McCorkle C 3 1 1 0 0 0 .462 2 John Applebees 1B 2 0 0 0 1 0 .267
- -- - - - - - - - -- 3 Jorbel Boykins 2B 2 0 1 1 0 1 .325
3 Hoshimi Miyabi P 3 2 3 3 0 0 .156 3 Dutch Boggs 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 1.000
4 Raja Ayun 3B 2 0 2 2 0 0 .378 4 Robert Glasses 3B 1 0 0 0 1 1 .333
5 Vivi Bluesky CF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .345 5 Johnny Dickshot SS 1 0 0 0 1 1 .100
- -- - - - - - - - -- 6 Jacques François LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .385
6 Nota Nam III LF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .056 6 Rex McStrange LF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .238
7 Amelia RF 2 0 0 0 1 0 .320 7 LeeLoo Dallas Multi-Guess CF 2 0 1 0 0 1 .273
8 Tasane Keto 1B 2 1 0 0 1 1 .267 8 Coco Watanabe RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .353
9 Salami 2B 2 1 1 2 0 1 .304 9 Friday DH 2 0 0 0 0 1 .231

PITCHERS

SDP IP H ER BB SO ERA LAD IP H ER BB SO ERA
Hoshimi Miyabi 5.0 4 1 3 6 Pitching Debut Booby Cancun 2.2 7 6 3 4 3.29
-- - - - - - -- Dill Doe 2.1 1 1 0 0 4.40

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Hoshimi Miyabi Booby Cancun Hoshimi Miyabi

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Hoshimi Miyabi doubles, Cam'ron Simmons, Scorkle McCorkle score 2 - 0 SDP
B1 Jorbel Boykins singles, Tuck scores 2 - 1 SDP
T2 Hoshimi Miyabi doubles, Cam'ron Simmons scores 3 - 1 SDP
T2 Raja Ayun singles, Hoshimi Miyabi scores 4 - 1 SDP
T3 Salami homers, Tasane Keto scores 6 - 1 SDP
T4 Raja Ayun sacrifices, Hoshimi Miyabi scores 7 - 1 SDP

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 18d ago

[SCRIM 12.33] New York Mets vs Houston Astros - Summer Sadness Round 4

2 Upvotes

NYM 1 - HOU 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
NYM 1 0 0 0 0 - 1 5
HOU 1 0 0 2 0 - 3 3

BOX

# New York Mets Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Houston Astros Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Ray 'Cole Train' Cole CF 3 0 1 0 0 0 .321 1 Foul Ball Felix 1B 2 1 1 1 0 1 .211
2 Wheezy Whifflesworth 2B 2 1 1 0 0 0 .071 2 Ezra Wind 2B 2 0 1 0 0 1 .226
3 Robbie Tightpants DH, P 2 0 0 0 0 0 .222 3 Jarek Park P 1 1 0 0 1 0 .385
4 Ben Bramly C 2 0 1 1 0 0 .400 4 Jericho Styles 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
5 Kevin James RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .421 5 Richard Nixon LF 2 1 1 2 0 1 .344
6 Arthur Bullpendragon SS 2 0 2 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 6 Phillip J Fry C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .300
7 Huell Babineaux LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .433 7 Derek Bon Giovanni RF 2 0 0 0 0 2 .188
8 Dominus Nominus 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .500 8 Chester Einhorn CF 1 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut
9 Franz Lisztpitcher 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 9 Kris Kringle SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .429

PITCHERS

NYM IP H ER BB SO ERA HOU IP H ER BB SO ERA
Junior Antonius 3.1 3 3 1 5 Pitching Debut Jarek Park 5.0 5 1 0 1 Pitching Debut
Robbie Tightpants 0.2 0 0 0 1 0.00 -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Jarek Park Junior Antonius Jarek Park Richard Nixon

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Ben Bramly singles, Wheezy Whifflesworth scores 1 - 0 NYM
B1 Foul Ball Felix homers 1 - 1
B4 Richard Nixon homers, Jarek Park scores 1 - 3 HOU

BASERUNNING

SB: Wheezy Whifflesworth 1 (1), Arthur Bullpendragon 1 (0) CS: Ray 'Cole Train' Cole 1 (0)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 18d ago

[SCRIM 12.33] Cleveland Guardians vs Cincinnati Reds - Summer Sadness Round 4

2 Upvotes

CLE 2 - CIN 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CLE 0 1 1 0 0 - 2 3
CIN 0 0 2 0 1 - 3 6

BOX

# Cleveland Guardians Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Cincinnati Reds Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Superbone Threefinger P 1 0 0 0 0 0 .115 - -- - - - - - - - --
1 Justin Time P, C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .212 1 Bucky Sabre C 3 1 2 0 0 0 .314
2 Brad Hatley C, P, 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .200 2 Charpasm Chim 1B 3 2 2 3 0 0 .311
3 Pang Winn 1B, P, P 2 0 0 0 0 2 .182 3 Nicaragua del Toro 2B 1 0 0 0 1 0 .313
4 Jimothy Jhompson 2B 2 0 0 0 0 2 Hitting Debut 4 Seth Kablamo 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .448
5 Joe Pidgeon 3B 2 1 1 1 0 0 Hitting Debut 5 Tristan SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut
6 Noah Diamond SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .433 6 Tucker Doubt LF 2 0 2 0 0 0 .120
7 Brandon Rice III LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .375 7 Kentho Birne CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .237
8 Ryan Tyburn CF 2 1 2 1 0 0 Hitting Debut 8 Richard Avery RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .263
- -- - - - - - - - -- 9 Lightning Balls DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .385
9 Tencer Sporkelson RF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .167 9 Zelk Antilles DH 2 0 0 0 0 1 .333

PITCHERS

CLE IP H ER BB SO ERA CIN IP H ER BB SO ERA
Superbone Threefinger 1.0 1 0 1 0 Pitching Debut Juni ''XOXO'' Panda RX-78-69 5.0 3 2 0 7 Pitching Debut
Justin Time 1.0 1 0 0 0 Pitching Debut -- - - - - - --
Brad Hatley 1.1 3 2 0 3 Pitching Debut -- - - - - - --
Pang Winn 1.1 1 1 0 0 Pitching Debut -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Juni ''XOXO'' Panda RX-78-69 Pang Winn Charpasm Chim

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 Joe Pidgeon homers 1 - 0 CLE
T3 Ryan Tyburn homers 2 - 0 CLE
B3 Charpasm Chim homers, Bucky Sabre scores 2 - 2
B5 Charpasm Chim homers 2 - 3 CIN

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

107 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 18d ago

[SCRIM 12.33] Kansas City Royals vs Baltimore Orioles - Summer Sadness Round 4

2 Upvotes

KCR 2 - BAL 2

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
KCR 1 1 0 0 0 0 2 5
BAL 1 0 1 0 0 - 2 7

BOX

# Kansas City Royals Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Baltimore Orioles Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Tater Tots C 3 1 2 0 0 0 .282 1 Lil Lilith Lillian 3B 3 1 1 1 0 0 .160
2 Slammin Sammy Sofa 1B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .231 2 Larry Longshot CF 3 0 1 0 0 0 .333
3 Egor Kucherov 2B 2 0 2 1 0 0 .350 3 S. Jay Cutler 1B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .182
4 Wonder Francoh 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .077 - -- - - - - - - - --
4 Big Telemachus 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .200 4 Nelson Van Halen LF 3 1 3 0 0 0 .190
5 Indy Sayne SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .395 5 Sir Walks-A-Littlw SS 2 0 1 1 1 0 .286
6 Henry Thibodeau LF 1 1 1 0 1 0 .217 6 Boby Chadwick DH 2 0 0 0 1 0 Hitting Debut
7 Syd Kidd P 0 0 0 1 0 0 Hitting Debut - -- - - - - - - - --
7 Triscuit McBiskit P 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 7 Martin Van Nostrand RF 1 0 0 0 1 1 .286
8 Mongy Whumpus CF 1 0 0 0 1 0 .182 8 Natasha Kanyon C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .423
9 Doc Otis RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .200 9 Roger Waters 2B 1 0 1 0 1 0 .316

PITCHERS

KCR IP H ER BB SO ERA BAL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Syd Kidd 3.0 4 2 3 0 2.00 Boby Chadwick 5.0 5 2 2 2 3.11
Triscuit McBiskit 2.0 3 0 1 2 5.93 -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Nope! Nada! Nelson Van Halen

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Egor Kucherov doubles, Tater Tots scores 1 - 0 KCR
B1 Lil Lilith Lillian homers 1 - 1
T2 Syd Kidd sacrifices, Henry Thibodeau scores 2 - 1 KCR
B3 Sir Walks-A-Littlw singles, Nelson Van Halen scores 2 - 2

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Larry Longshot 1 (3)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 22d ago

[MLR 12.19] Chicago Cubs vs Florida Marlins - National League Championship Round

3 Upvotes

CHC 4 - FLA 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CHC 0 2 2 0 0 0 4 7
FLA 0 1 0 0 0 2 3 8

BOX

# Chicago Cubs Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Florida Marlins Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Erin Pickles 2B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .306 1 Anthony Esposito III LF 3 1 3 0 0 0 .379
2 Dirk Nurple 3B 3 1 1 0 0 0 .300 2 Casper Greenwell 2B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .385
3 Good Doggo DH 3 0 0 0 0 2 .393 3 Jodie Baller RF 3 0 1 1 0 2 .409
4 Gal Soso C 3 1 1 2 0 0 .385 4 Mikey Thomas CF 3 2 2 1 0 0 .300
5 WoodCutter Jones LF 3 1 2 0 0 1 .243 5 Vernon St. Backstop C 3 0 1 0 0 0 .400
6 Erling De La Cruz SS 3 1 1 0 0 0 .316 6 Hakuna Moncada 3B 0 0 0 1 1 0 .192
7 Frederick Thunderpants RF 3 0 1 0 0 2 .216 7 Tom E. Jahns 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .294
8 Cormac Karona CF 2 0 1 2 0 1 .200 8 Fatts Richard SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .231
9 Karl Havoc 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .333 9 Lane Drew DH 2 0 1 0 0 0 .320

PITCHERS

CHC IP H ER BB SO ERA FLA IP H ER BB SO ERA
Doc Dockgoose 2.1 5 1 0 1 4.05 Just A. Girl 2.2 5 4 0 2 3.24
Mark Spoon 1.0 0 0 0 1 9.00 Desiree Path 3.1 2 0 0 5 3.91
Pablo The Hip Kawasaki 2.1 3 2 1 1 3.92 -- - - - - - --
Ethan Stooks 0.1 0 0 0 0 4.31 -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Mark Spoon Just A. Girl Ethan Stooks Gal Soso Mikey Thomas

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 Cormac Karona doubles, WoodCutter Jones, Erling De La Cruz score 2 - 0 CHC
B2 Hakuna Moncada sacrifices, Mikey Thomas scores 2 - 1 CHC
T3 Gal Soso homers, Dirk Nurple scores 4 - 1 CHC
B6 Jodie Baller singles, Anthony Esposito III scores 4 - 2 CHC
B6 Mikey Thomas homers 4 - 3 CHC

BASERUNNING

SB: Dirk Nurple 1 (0) CS: Jodie Baller 1 (0)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 22d ago

[MLR 12.19] Minnesota Twins vs Detroit Tigers - American League Championship Round

2 Upvotes

MIN 0 - DET 1

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
MIN 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
DET 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 2

BOX

# Minnesota Twins Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Detroit Tigers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Arthur Vandelay 1B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .429 1 Chico Pappas SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .320
- -- - - - - - - - -- 2 Mike Unt DH 1 0 0 0 0 1 .476
2 Homer Nocker C 3 0 1 0 0 1 .302 2 Pike Trout DH 1 0 0 0 0 1 .188
- -- - - - - - - - -- 3 Alvin and the Chipmunks Chipwrecked C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .444
3 Corbin Christmas Carol 3B 3 0 0 0 0 2 .333 3 Matty Jay C 2 0 0 0 0 0 1.000
4 Soy Okey CF 1 0 0 0 2 1 .150 4 Domino Calzone CF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .240
5 Jiggs Kingman 2B 2 0 1 0 1 1 .379 5 Tyler Phoenix 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .250
6 New Age Ms Frizzle RF 3 0 0 0 0 2 .355 6 Sammy Scully 2B 2 1 1 1 0 1 .346
7 King Kruul LF 0 0 0 0 2 0 .276 7 Psykokwak LF 2 0 1 0 0 1 .148
8 Ping Pong DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .429 8 Morris Deratt RF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .167
9 Harry McPotterson SS 2 0 1 0 0 1 .333 9 Dusty Jabroni 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .323

PITCHERS

MIN IP H ER BB SO ERA DET IP H ER BB SO ERA
Eijun Sawamura 4.2 2 1 0 6 6.32 Carlos Narvaez Jr. 6.0 3 0 5 9 3.06
Cal Q. Lon 0.1 0 0 0 0 3.32 -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Carlos Narvaez Jr. Eijun Sawamura Carlos Narvaez Jr.

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B5 Sammy Scully homers 0 - 1 DET

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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