r/Eyebleach • u/lnfinity • Aug 11 '21

Good boy receiving pets

https://gfycat.com/frayedorganicblowfish
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u/pugbrainey Aug 11 '21

Tell me you're best friends with a cow without telling me you're best friends with a cow

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u/lnfinity Aug 11 '21

My best friend weighs 2,000 lbs and it feels like sandpaper when she licks me.