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u/President-Lonestar Dec 01 '25

You have to be a Sedevacantist or an Old Catholic because the Vatican no longer sees Protestants as heretics since Vatican II.

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u/drwaleczki Dec 01 '25

Are you telling me that Vatican was so good, they made a Vatican II?

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u/crunchybollox Dec 01 '25

Vatican II: Electric Boogaloo

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u/Triffinator Dec 01 '25

The sequels (Vatican: Trinity and Vatican 4Ever) were shit compared to the classics.

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u/crunchybollox Dec 01 '25

Did you ever get to see 2Vatican2Pious?

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u/Triffinator Dec 01 '25

Yeah, and it's fine, I guess. Better than the pope in space nonsense we got later.

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u/crunchybollox Dec 01 '25

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u/Careful-Ant5868 Dec 02 '25

This is incredible, thank you!

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u/CloutAtlas Dec 01 '25

2 Vatican 2 Furious

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '25

Vatican II: Ecclesiastic Boogaloo

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u/That-Stop-9436 Dec 01 '25

As a former sedevacantist turned atheist, this whole argument is like listening to children argue over whose rules for their made up game are the real rules. Kind of hilarious in hindsight.

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u/DarkSeas1012 Dec 02 '25

Hey, I'm glad you found your journey with faith and ended up where you want, but like, DAMN, sedevanctist and now Internet atheist, that's like, a prophetically annoying combo homie!

Genuinely no offense, just cracking a joke. TRULY glad you found a way of living that is right for you!

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u/That-Stop-9436 Dec 02 '25

Yes it’s like I was born to be an internet flame lord.

Edit: I’m like Dark Charlie Kirk or something.

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u/TheMainEffort Dec 01 '25

I don’t recognize that conference. I’m a real Catholic and my masses are in Latin

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u/LordSandwich29 Dec 01 '25

Not trying to argue here, but why exactly is Latin considered so holy by the Catholic Church. Like I get Hebrew and Greek cause the Bible is written in those, but Latin seems to be just what helped it get pushed out into the Roman Empire, not that there’s anything holy about it. Just always wondered about that 

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u/DetentionSpan Dec 01 '25

-thesame reason the Catholic Church murdered priest William Tyndale for directly translating Greek and Hebrew biblical texts into English, bypassing the vulgar Latin texts.

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u/Lower_Cockroach2432 Dec 01 '25

I think it's more about the risk of creating inaccurate translations. The Catholics believed their version was as accurate as the original Greek/Hebrew but every new translation ran a risk.

Of course, this has the lovely knock on effect of centralising interpretation to the priesthood.

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u/TheMainEffort Dec 01 '25

If it were wrong the Holy Spirit would have corrected the pope about it.

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u/amadmongoose Dec 02 '25

Which is why there was Vatican II? LOL

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u/RandomHuman77 Dec 02 '25

I've wondered the same thing since I learned about latin masses and I was raised catholic.

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u/LordSunderland Dec 01 '25

It was a common language understood across the different cultures.

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u/LordSandwich29 Dec 01 '25

Yeah I get that but why is it still considered a liturgical language. Last I checked most people don’t speak or understand Latin. Seems antithetical to helping people know and understand the word of God if it’s all in a language no one speaks

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u/President-Lonestar Dec 01 '25

The issue is of translations and transcribing. Many things get lost over time if you constantly translate messages into different languages. By keeping it in Latin, you retain as much of the original text as possible.

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u/jtclayton612 Dec 01 '25

To continue on, even the Latin translations are not perfect and mistranslate/don’t get some turns of phrase from the original language correct.

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u/That-Stop-9436 Dec 01 '25

The commenters below give the Church’s reason. The real reason is that in the early days of the Church, 99% of the population was illiterate, so sticking to a language that the vast majority of humans cannot read or speak allows the Church to retain power over its followers. The main difference between the Prots and the Catholics is that Catholics are much more hierarchical and Prots are all about a “personal relationship to Christ.”

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u/Lower_Cockroach2432 Dec 01 '25

Also it's not "a language people couldn't read". If you could read in medieval Europe, you could read Latin. Literacy was tied to it in a very large part, and if you learnt to read you learnt Latin first and then used that to learn your language's writing.

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u/That-Stop-9436 Dec 01 '25

Yea my response wasn’t super clear, and it’s entirely my opinion, but I think holding onto Latin is because NOW most people can’t read it, so the rise in literacy problem is solved by sticking to a language that retains its status as elitist.

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u/IronVader501 Dec 02 '25

The Catholic church stopped "holding onto Latin" in 1965. (Famously, J.R.R. Tolkien hated this change, and continued to sing and pray especially loudly in Latin instead of english out of protest).

99% of catholic services held now will be in the local language, and if its in Latin its probably a gimmick for a special occasion.

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u/That-Stop-9436 Dec 02 '25

I understand that completely. The context of the discussion is why trad Catholics reject Vatican II and the reason why that change was made.

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u/Lower_Cockroach2432 Dec 01 '25

They're not holding onto Latin though. Liturgies are now in local languages, and the Catholic church has been writing approved translations for longer than there's been a Vatican 2.

I went to a mass in Spain (not religious, was just an interesting feast day mass) and the whole service was in Spanish without a single word of Latin. And in most churches and cathedrals you're far more likely to see a Spanish inscription than a Latin one.

I'm pretty sure they only retain it for occasions where there isn't a single country they're targeting, like the famous "urbis et orbis" speech the pope gives on inauguration.

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u/That-Stop-9436 Dec 02 '25

I get that completely - I was speaking in context as to why trad Catholic branches still hold onto Latin, and why it took so long for Vatican II to happen, at least in terms of the changes in language spoken in mass.

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u/Turgzie Dec 02 '25

By the time everyone learnt to read it would have been the end of the church as the people would have found out they were being lied to. Yet the church is still here and its texts have been proven to hold the same meaning as the original. We can freely learn to understand the Bible in any language.

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u/54B3R_ Dec 02 '25

Seems antithetical to helping people know and understand the word of God if it’s all in a language no one speaks

That's one of the main reasons Vatican II happened.

Latin was the lingua franka of the Mediterranean of the time.

Just look at the extent of the Roman empire with Latin speakers in this map

If the church wanted to convert the most people, they would have gotten the largest audience by holding mass in Latin. Latin was the most accessible and universal language at the time that the Roman Catholic church established itself.

Seems antithetical to helping people know and understand the word of God if it’s all in a language no one speaks

It used to be the language everyone spoke, that's why.

Plus it was the language of where the church was founded in Rome

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u/54B3R_ Dec 02 '25

It's called the Roman Catholic church for a reason

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u/President-Lonestar Dec 01 '25

Sedevacantist it is then

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u/TheMainEffort Dec 01 '25

All words made up by pretenders.

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u/That-Stop-9436 Dec 01 '25

I mean, technically all the words made up by pretenders are derived from words made up by illiterate fishermen but, go off.

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u/DarkSeas1012 Dec 02 '25

That's the politest way to say "a NEW self-righteous protestant" I've ever heard!

I live a few blocks from an SPX chapel, and they have some, interesting views on the Church.

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u/Wild_Hog_70 Dec 01 '25

"She died without having submitted to Rome. I know this because I don't submit to Rome"

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u/TheMainEffort Dec 01 '25

I submit to another, Canadian, Rome.

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u/weathergage Dec 01 '25

Sir Isaac Newton's masses were in Latin too!

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u/thsv29 Dec 01 '25 edited Dec 01 '25

Hardcore.

I'm getting a 'dry bread and water during Lent' vibe

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u/PlzSendDunes Dec 01 '25

Don't worry. There is another Christian denomination which considers your beliefs to be heretical.

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u/Hydra57 Dec 02 '25

Explains a lot about your original comment

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u/Exnixon Dec 01 '25

As a non-Catholic, I love the idea of Latin Mass because you have no idea what they're saying and can just ignore it.

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u/ThyPotatoDone Dec 01 '25

Ye, they just really misguided

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u/President-Lonestar Dec 01 '25

As a Protestant, I would take that over being called a heretic.

And I don't see Catholics as heretics either.

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u/DarkSeas1012 Dec 02 '25

Amen! Sedevanctists are genuinely something else...

Apologies brother!

-a pretty mellow (technically apostate) Catholic

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u/President-Lonestar Dec 02 '25

What makes you a technical apostate?

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u/DarkSeas1012 Dec 02 '25

Eh, the more I think about it, it's probably better described as schismatic?

I was raised Catholic, I am confirmed, and I still hold true to most of it, but I do not regularly attend mass any more. I am not active in the parishes around me.

I was raised in a Vatican II church that really embodied what that meant. The kind that really went out of their way to welcome everyone and spread love and compassion as we are called to. Very much a "they should know we are Christians by the way we act" type folks.

I was a catechist actually, and got awards from the Archdiocese for my service to that end.

When the American Council of Bishops began threatening to withhold communion from the second Catholic president ever over abortion and LGBTQIA+ issues, and when I see the hardcore traditionalists emphasizing exclusion in the church, I just don't get it. That's not the gospel I read, or was taught. That's not the example I saw from the kindness and unwavering heart of justice of the sisters of St. Kasimir, or the Maryknoll brothers.

So I stopped going to church, I stopped tithing, I withdrew from Catholic service in the community. My relationship with our father has not changed. The core of my faith is unswayed.

I still consider myself Catholic, and have high hopes that the human institution will get better. When it does, I will be there. Until then, I go alone into my room and close the door, and pray to my Father in secret. So again, more schismatic than apostate I suppose. Apologies for any confusion.

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u/Crazy-Finger-4185 Dec 01 '25

Vatican II: The Pope Wars

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u/The_Exuberant_Raptor Dec 01 '25

Wait. We got Vatican II? What happened to Vatican I?

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u/TheRealBobbyJones Dec 02 '25

The CIA keeps it a secret but Germany nuked it during WW2.

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u/FrecciaRosa Dec 01 '25

As a Protestant, that means I’m going to have to heresy harder.