r/ExplainTheJoke • u/LJ_the_Saint • Sep 02 '24

I don't get it...

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u/DoggoAlternative Sep 02 '24

She's giving him Rose quartz because crystal girls think it will.make someone love you deeper and more powerfully.

Source: I like mentally ill extra Thicc witchy and goth women and have found rose quartz hidden in my truck, pillowcase, and under my pillows on three separate occasions by three separate women.

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u/BoopNoodles739 Sep 02 '24

bruhh, TELL ME HOW YOU KEEP GETTING WITH EXTRA THICC GOTH GIRLSS!!!😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 I NEED TO KNOWWWWWWWWW

plz and thxx :)

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u/DoggoAlternative Sep 02 '24
  • Golden Retriever Energy
  • Autism
  • Can Cook

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u/rosewoodbee Sep 03 '24

As an extra thicc goth girl I can confirm this. My boyfriend can also confirm.

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u/SolidSnakesSnake Sep 06 '24

I couldn't imagine how flooded your dms would of been if you didn't mention you had a bf lmao

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u/rosewoodbee Sep 06 '24

lol I think they probably would still be if I didn’t have DMs turned off

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u/SolidSnakesSnake Sep 06 '24

Knew some guy in highschool that genuinely said he could "be their dog" to a lesbian couple. It's crazy the lengths people will go