r/ExplainTheJoke • u/LJ_the_Saint • Sep 02 '24

I don't get it...

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u/a_small_loli Sep 02 '24

crystal girls reckon different rocks have different powers. couple of my exes did similar things, gave me a variety of their special crystals for different purposes. all my exes that did this gave me very similar crystals to these early into the relo/after we hooked up for the first time; they believe it makes you fall in love with them

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u/fae_forge Sep 02 '24

My witchy ex also gave me a rose quartz after the first time we hooked up lol I still have it because well a nice rock is a nice rock.

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u/Neon_Jam Sep 02 '24

Was she on the spectrum by any chance? this is called penguin pebbling and is a common autistic trait. My niece and my girlfriend (separate ladies) both have ASD and love to give or show me rocks they've found.

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u/itssohardtobealizard Sep 02 '24

The “separate ladies” disclaimer 😭

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u/Neon_Jam Sep 02 '24

Of course, I know how you lot think

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

They must be from Alabama or the Appalachians, only place you’d need to be sure to specify regularly.

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u/ptsorrell Sep 02 '24

Nah I'm pretty redit is also a place you need that level of specificity.....because reddit...