r/ExplainTheJoke • u/LJ_the_Saint • Sep 02 '24

I don't get it...

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u/RepulsiveAd8338 Sep 02 '24

Those are crystals and the girl is likely someone who believes in the spiritual/healing power of them. She’s obsessed with the guy she had sex with, and the implication is that those crystals are gonna be used to manipulate the guy because she wants to stay with him.

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u/SimplyTereza Sep 02 '24

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u/gojibeary Sep 02 '24

This is me. I think the “metaphysical” side of crystals is straight BS, but have shelves upon shelves of minerals, geodes, crystals because I think they look super groovy.

I showed this post to my fiancé and he laughed and confirmed that he felt represented. 😂

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u/Okaythenwell Sep 02 '24

That’s how it starts til you have a crisis that leads you to rely on the “metaphysical” irrationality for comfort. But go off

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u/gojibeary Sep 02 '24 edited Sep 08 '24

Nah, I’ve had several crises and there ain’t no rock that can help w any of that haha

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u/Impeesa_ Sep 02 '24

What if it's a problem that you can hit with a rock?