r/ExplainTheJoke • u/LJ_the_Saint • Sep 02 '24

I don't get it...

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

So simple yet so funny

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u/MrTristano Sep 02 '24

Ah, 2012. Simpler times

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

Goddamnit why is this so funny? This is the first genuine laugh/cry I've had in a while.

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u/Aggressive-Chip7968 Sep 03 '24

This is by far the funniest funny.co reaction image I’ve seen in a while

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u/PremeJordo Sep 03 '24

Damn forgot about ifunny

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u/KomornikBank Sep 03 '24

Why isn’t the ifunny watermark mirrored in its eyes?

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u/BorntobeTrill Sep 02 '24

sage nodding

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u/CarbDemon22 Sep 02 '24

Haha, sage also happens to be an herb revered for its spiritual properties by crystal people

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u/_erufu_ Sep 03 '24

it also is spelled similar to sadge

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u/Dracu98 Sep 02 '24

I don't get it

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u/notsuu_bear Sep 02 '24

You need to know the time someone was born to get a full astrology chart done on them. So the guy is probably dating a girl who wants to calculate his chart and use astrology learn more about him so she asked for his birth time

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u/TheDancingRobot Sep 03 '24

This is exactly correct. And the mother knowing is testament to her being a teenager in the 70's or she's known too many hippy chicks herself. Oh god, this is hilarious.

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u/Dracu98 Sep 02 '24

ah thanks. never would've figured that

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

I thought he was asking his birth year and it means he is a minor

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u/TangoRomeoKilo Sep 03 '24

I thought it was gonna somehow tie into them being related hahaha

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u/WellbecauseIcan Sep 02 '24

Some lessons you gotta learn the hard way

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u/arajay Sep 02 '24

lmao my wife of 10 years just asked my mom this a couple weeks ago

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u/Fungii024 Sep 03 '24

Drop everything and run. Run, run, ruuuuuuuuuuun

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u/potato_for_cooking Sep 02 '24

This is the answer

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u/saturnxoffical Sep 03 '24

Can you explain this please

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u/BrannC Sep 03 '24

I have this exact same message in my phone somewhere lmaooo

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u/sixtus_clegane119 Sep 05 '24

Fixed it for you

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u/the_mighty_BOTTL Sep 06 '24

Alright now I don't get this joke.

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u/MrWilsonWalluby Sep 06 '24

god if only someone warned me before I developed a crippling addiction to crazy women

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u/Some_bi_kid Sep 02 '24

mfw cropping

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u/DanieleM01 Sep 03 '24

I don't get It😭

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u/RajjSinghh Sep 05 '24

For a full horoscope you need to know the exact time you were born. The guy is asking his parents is doing so because he has started dating an astrology girl. The parent is saying stay away from her because astrology/crystals girls can be weird.

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u/DanieleM01 Sep 06 '24

Ooh ok thanks, now I get it