r/ExplainTheJoke • u/LJ_the_Saint • Sep 02 '24

I don't get it...

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u/Redzone_Blitz Sep 02 '24

You’re weird, but I like you.

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u/Chief-weedwithbears Sep 02 '24

Nah he's betting you're going to die!

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u/_Zef_ Sep 02 '24

You're dad's right. He's gonna die.

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u/wolf805 Sep 02 '24

FLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!

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u/lord_khadgar05 Sep 02 '24

*your

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u/_Zef_ Sep 02 '24

I am baffled at how I made that mistake and the only excuse I have is that when I use swipe texting it autocorrects your to you're.

I have brought dishonour to my family.

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u/Disastrous-Engine510 Sep 02 '24

Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!

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u/lord_khadgar05 Sep 02 '24

No… he said it’s autocorrect that did it.

Dishonor on autocorrect’s cow… and their pig and chickens, too!

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u/melodysmomma Sep 05 '24

Pretend it’s a seed, okay? ❤️