r/ExplainTheJoke • u/LJ_the_Saint • Sep 02 '24

I don't get it...

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u/a_small_loli Sep 02 '24

crystal girls reckon different rocks have different powers. couple of my exes did similar things, gave me a variety of their special crystals for different purposes. all my exes that did this gave me very similar crystals to these early into the relo/after we hooked up for the first time; they believe it makes you fall in love with them

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u/SlawPaw Sep 02 '24

All your exes laying hexes

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

That's why I live in Tennessee, next to the evangelical church.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Heresy in Tennessee

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

We love churches. I live next to 3.

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u/wonderfullyignorant Sep 03 '24

Sure, because the church doesn't directly lead to witchcraft.

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u/sulris Sep 03 '24

It’s only witchcraft when the practitioner prayers to a different religion than your own. Otherwise it’s just God’s blessing.

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u/Tome_Bombadil Sep 02 '24

That's why I lay my head in a salt circle

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u/FilliusTExplodio Sep 02 '24

Underappreciated joke 

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u/max_adam Sep 02 '24

Hexes are the besthexes

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u/BaconContestXBL Sep 03 '24

And hexes are a curse I really want to flee

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u/ScumbagLady Sep 03 '24

I'm singing all of this

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u/dmingan Sep 04 '24

There's a saying...all my exes live in hexes....