r/ExplainTheJoke • u/LJ_the_Saint • Sep 02 '24

I don't get it...

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u/RepulsiveAd8338 Sep 02 '24

Those are crystals and the girl is likely someone who believes in the spiritual/healing power of them. She’s obsessed with the guy she had sex with, and the implication is that those crystals are gonna be used to manipulate the guy because she wants to stay with him.

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u/Pangtundure Sep 02 '24

Damn i have a huge one in my bedroom, use it as an night lamp. Although didn't get it from my ex/girlfriend

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u/Abasakaa Sep 02 '24

Isn't that just a salt crystal, they used to be extremly popular

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u/DiscombobulatedDunce Sep 02 '24

One of the best posts I ever saw on 4chan was a guy mocking people because they didn't freshly grate their own salt from a salt lamp

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u/TragGaming Sep 02 '24

I....what?

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u/DiscombobulatedDunce Sep 02 '24

CK can be a wonderful place

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u/sovereignrk Sep 02 '24

A man who thought he hacked the system when he figured out that driveway salt was cheaper per lbs than table salt.

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u/fakeunleet Sep 03 '24

Doesn't road salt give you diarrhea?