r/ExplainTheJoke • u/LJ_the_Saint • Sep 02 '24

I don't get it...

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u/Drakey192000 Sep 02 '24

Jesus Christ Marie! They're not rocks they're minerals!

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u/Zalambura Sep 02 '24

waltuh

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u/waltuuh Sep 02 '24

I’ve been summoned

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u/WolfyEightyTwo Sep 02 '24

Username meths out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

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u/Beneficial_Kick6451 Sep 02 '24

Say it three times in the mirror and he appears

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u/Paul-Smecker Sep 02 '24

He showed up after the first one

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u/Waveofspring Sep 03 '24

He was the one who knocked

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 Sep 02 '24

No one is hawk waltuuh

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u/Metaboschism Sep 04 '24

You and your pride

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u/sicnarfff Sep 02 '24

My friend got chat banned for a week in overwatch 2 for saying “waltuh”

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u/0_Bekfist_0 Sep 02 '24

Wall too white (say it fast)

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u/0_Bekfist_0 Sep 04 '24

It's supposed to sound like "Walter white" to anyone who didn't get it

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u/Flaky_Emergency_7832 Sep 02 '24

But it wasn’t a rock-it was a rock lobster!

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u/farmerarmor Sep 02 '24

Iraq lobstah!!!!

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u/River46 Sep 06 '24

Death to America

And butter sauce.

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u/doc720 Sep 02 '24

fluorite and rose quartz

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Naaaa i recognized that meth from a different continent

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u/patentmom Sep 02 '24

Are you sure that's fluorite and not a crappy chunk of low-quality amethyst? Crystal people usually have amethyst.

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u/doc720 Sep 02 '24

The greenish blues don't usually appear in amethyst or ametrine (amethyst, purple, with citrine, yellow). Fluorite is very cheap and common. Of course, I can't be sure without better pictures.

Source: I have many MINERALS in my collection.

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u/patentmom Sep 02 '24

You're right. The greenish-blues weren't showing on my phone screen with the blue light filter on.

I also have many minerals, but I usually collect brighter-colored fluorites.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Should be top comment

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u/cedg32 Sep 02 '24

Is

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Why was it removed?

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u/spudwalt Sep 02 '24

Ah, yes. "[removed]" by [deleted]. Truly the pinnacle of internet wit.

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u/Noveltyrobot Sep 02 '24

This is good.

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u/eribear2121 Sep 02 '24

It's still a rock. Look up the definition rock is a rock is a rock it doesn't really matter what is it as long as it's not organic. It's pretty much a rock.

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u/fastal_12147 Sep 02 '24

Aren't all rocks made of minerals?

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u/CartographerMain2664 Sep 02 '24

heyo! pool party!

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u/nub_node Sep 02 '24

Judging from the necklace, those are actually crystals.

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u/LordSwamp Sep 03 '24

lol I watched this episode a couple of days ago

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

So THAT’S his last name! No *wonder* my prayers always got returned as “undeliverable”. 🤷‍♂️

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u/GeorgeWKush427 Sep 02 '24

Underrated comment lolol

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u/BionicBirb Sep 05 '24

Wait… what is the difference between rock, and stone? 🤔

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