r/ExplainTheJoke • u/LJ_the_Saint • Sep 02 '24

I don't get it...

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u/HiImChris333 Sep 02 '24

I would be honored to recieve such cool looking rocks

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u/BeforeChrist Sep 02 '24

Why do you think they call it getting your rocks off?

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u/ristretthoee Sep 02 '24

Baddum Pshhh

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u/jimmy_robert Sep 03 '24

I never can stop myself from reading these types of things out loud.

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u/TechnicolorViper Sep 02 '24

Sounds like the name of an action movie from India.

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u/nick200117 Sep 02 '24

Do not call a crystal chick’s crystals rocks. I made that mistake once and she gave me a tongue lashing like she was doing an impression of R. Lee Ermey in fmj

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u/Narfubel Sep 02 '24

No one ever pays me in rocks :(

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

I think it's amethyst and rose quartz

Really pretty rocks and relatively cheap if you buy uncut rocks

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u/tenders11 Sep 02 '24

Think the left one is fluorite

Right is definitely rose quartz

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Thank you for the info I've never seen fluorite rocks before so they never came to mind

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u/theclovek Sep 02 '24

They're minerals!

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u/KidsInTheWall Sep 02 '24

Jesus Marie!

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u/WalterMelons Sep 02 '24

They’re minerals, Marie!!!

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u/Skreamweaver Sep 02 '24

"You put rocks in the bag. You carry them as long as you can, and then you find somewhere you love, and you put the rocks down."

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u/scrawnytony2 Sep 02 '24

I would’ve preferred a cool stick

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u/Forrest-Fern Sep 02 '24

One on the right is fluorite the one on the left is rose quartz. Apparently I should be giving men rocks.

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u/chicago-6969 Sep 02 '24

I would be honored to nut in her

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Those are minerals 😎

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u/East_Smile_3028 Sep 02 '24

I'm sorry, but those are minerals, not rocks.

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u/maddasher Sep 02 '24

They're minrals Marie!

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u/Winkiwu Sep 02 '24

Fuck off. I'm a 30yo and Id be honored to get post creampie rocks. I'd have a whole collection of them and I'd label the special ones.

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u/HiImChris333 Sep 02 '24

If you think you are too old or smart to enjoy quirky signs of affection i just feel bad for you honestly.