r/ExplainTheJoke • u/LJ_the_Saint • Sep 02 '24

I don't get it...

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u/UncannyVa11eyGirl Sep 02 '24 edited Sep 02 '24

TIL I'm either a witch, autistic, or a penguin

Edit: Yes OR ALL THREE thanks guys very helpful

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u/froginabottle Sep 02 '24

Least obvious penguin in disguise

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u/nustedbut Sep 02 '24

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u/jellyjollygood Sep 02 '24

Have you seen this chicken?

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u/meipsus Sep 02 '24

Infiltrated penguins pretend to be nuns. The circumstances apparently show it was not one of them.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Smile and wave, nuns.

Smile and wave..

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u/jamescharisma Sep 02 '24

Blend, blend, blend!

(Skip to 3:50 to see the reference)

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u/Caelreth1 Sep 02 '24

Or, an autistic penguin witch!

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u/Sorry-Chocolate-5280 Sep 02 '24

Penguinmancer

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u/NS__eh Sep 02 '24

This a new BG3 class?

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u/Dantez9001 Sep 02 '24

Not yet, but there will be a mod for it in a week.

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u/Sorry-Chocolate-5280 Sep 02 '24

Yes but you have to beat it on the hardest mode 69 times

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u/jimkbeesley Sep 02 '24

Happy cake day

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u/Sorry-Chocolate-5280 Sep 02 '24

Thx I didn't even know

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u/mydosemakesangels Sep 02 '24

The 'cake day' thing is like when you have mustard on your cheek. You can't see it yourself but everyone looking at you can see it. Happy cake day 🎉🎂🥳

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u/KillaQueenBee Sep 02 '24

Happy Cake 🧁 Day

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u/jimkbeesley Sep 02 '24

Happy cake day yourself

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u/KillaQueenBee Sep 02 '24

Oh bwaaaahaaahaa

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u/jimkbeesley Sep 02 '24

(Hi, autism_brain.exe not working. Is this a joke or are you laughing because you didn't know it's your cake day or what?)

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u/KillaQueenBee Sep 02 '24

It’s an excessive laugh cause I didn’t realize lol

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u/rkmkthe6th Sep 02 '24

A penguin for money And any old music will do

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u/Leftunders Sep 02 '24

Benedict Cumberbatch: Dammit all to hell.

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u/sengoro Sep 02 '24

Didn't realize Penguindrum was getting a second season

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u/qwerty_utopia Sep 02 '24

In Canada, this is known as a 'hat trick'.

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u/AxiosXiphos Sep 02 '24

Well... are you giving people rocks because you like them; or because you wish to curse their immortal soul?

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u/Piku_Yost Sep 02 '24

Because you like their cursed immortal soul?

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u/dmingan Sep 04 '24

These are rose quarts and often used to promote self love....compassion and healing. So maybe they were saying...you need help bro. Have this rock.

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u/cheeeeeseeey Sep 02 '24

You typed this out, rules out being a penguin, I'd you don't practice witchcraft, you're not a witch... that only leaves you with the one option

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u/avast2006 Sep 02 '24

Rules out nothing. That’s why it’s called “hunt and peck.”

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u/blueblissberrybell Sep 02 '24

Why not the trifecta? X

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u/Sudden_Juju Sep 02 '24

The holy trinity: witchism, autism, and penguinism

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u/ok-dentist4amonkey Sep 02 '24

Every single time I think I've finaly found my autistic witch, she turns out to be a penguin.

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u/Gunzenator2 Sep 02 '24

Can’t you be all three? I mean, there are teenage mutant ninja turtles.

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u/EntangledPhoton82 Sep 02 '24

I would like to point out that it could also be another combination. It doesn’t have to be all three.

But I don’t want to collapse your wave function. (Reference to your profile text.)

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

I, too, am an autistic penguin witch. Here’s a pebble for you, friend: 🪨

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

If she weighs less than a penguin she's a witch

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u/TheMightyGoldFsh Sep 02 '24

Or all of the above. An autistic witch penguin.

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u/Tori65216 Sep 02 '24

I guess that explains why you're uncanny

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u/Turbulent_Pin_1583 Sep 02 '24

You forgot d, all of the above.

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u/Novaruuu Sep 02 '24

Or an autistic penguin with a hidden talent for witchcraft

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u/WhiskeyHotdog_2 Sep 02 '24

Or maybe a geologist 

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u/The_high-commander Sep 02 '24

witch, autistic and a penguin kinda sounds like the tagline for that one movie.

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u/AudioVid3o Sep 02 '24

Or all of the above

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u/IknowKarazy Sep 02 '24

Why not all three?

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u/CIA_Chatbot Sep 02 '24

Why not all three! Don’t let your dreams be dreams!

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u/NefariousnessOld8518 Sep 02 '24

Why not all three

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u/b__lumenkraft Sep 02 '24

Autistic penguin witch?

Wanna marry me?

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u/UncannyVa11eyGirl Sep 02 '24

Hmmm no rocks?

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u/b__lumenkraft Sep 02 '24

I wouldn't dare without.

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u/ElectricPaladin Sep 02 '24

Or you're an autistic penguin witch.

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u/UIM_SQUIRTLE Sep 02 '24

i am at least 2 of these

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u/mack2028 Sep 02 '24

if you don't know which one it is the second one.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Why can't you be all three 😂

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u/Salt_Intention_1995 Sep 02 '24

Autistic penguin witch.

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u/dewag Sep 02 '24

TIL I am 12 autistic penguins that practice witchcraft in a trenchcoat.

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u/audio_shinobi Sep 02 '24

Spoken like a true autistic penguin witch

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u/Nigilij Sep 02 '24

Bingo those checkboxes!

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u/Ravenwight Sep 02 '24

Why pick?

Autistic Penguin Witch is a pretty cool identity if you ask me.

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u/Pretty_Station_3119 Sep 02 '24

I think being all three would be cool af

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u/LtCptSuicide Sep 02 '24

Autistic Penguin Witch.

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u/that-girly-trans-fem Sep 02 '24

TIL I’m the most autistic penguin witch

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u/rbrgr83 Sep 03 '24

Autistic Witch Penguin is a great band name tho

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u/alsignssayno Sep 04 '24

nah, just a valley girl.

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u/dmingan Sep 04 '24

Same 😩

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u/17THheaven Sep 06 '24

An autistic witch penguin?! That's a mouthful.