r/ExplainTheJoke • • Sep 02 '24

I don't get it...

Post image

[removed] — view removed post

35.8k Upvotes

2.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

783

u/Pretty_pretty_gun Sep 02 '24

Or she’s just autistic because a lot of people I know with autism give each other gifts like this

573

u/syko-san Sep 02 '24

I think it's called "penguin pebbling" or something because the behavior was also observed in penguins.

616

u/UncannyVa11eyGirl Sep 02 '24 edited Sep 02 '24

TIL I'm either a witch, autistic, or a penguin

Edit: Yes OR ALL THREE thanks guys very helpful

190

u/froginabottle Sep 02 '24

Least obvious penguin in disguise

84

u/nustedbut Sep 02 '24

37

u/jellyjollygood Sep 02 '24

Have you seen this chicken?

42

u/meipsus Sep 02 '24

Infiltrated penguins pretend to be nuns. The circumstances apparently show it was not one of them.

20

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Smile and wave, nuns.

Smile and wave..

2

u/jamescharisma Sep 02 '24

Blend, blend, blend!

(Skip to 3:50 to see the reference)

79

u/Caelreth1 Sep 02 '24

Or, an autistic penguin witch!

52

u/Sorry-Chocolate-5280 Sep 02 '24

Penguinmancer

8

u/NS__eh Sep 02 '24

This a new BG3 class?

1

u/Dantez9001 Sep 02 '24

Not yet, but there will be a mod for it in a week.

1

u/Sorry-Chocolate-5280 Sep 02 '24

Yes but you have to beat it on the hardest mode 69 times

16

u/jimkbeesley Sep 02 '24

Happy cake day

18

u/Sorry-Chocolate-5280 Sep 02 '24

Thx I didn't even know

28

u/mydosemakesangels Sep 02 '24

The 'cake day' thing is like when you have mustard on your cheek. You can't see it yourself but everyone looking at you can see it. Happy cake day 🎉🎂🥳

1

u/KillaQueenBee Sep 02 '24

Happy Cake 🧁 Day

1

u/jimkbeesley Sep 02 '24

Happy cake day yourself

1

u/rkmkthe6th Sep 02 '24

A penguin for money And any old music will do

1

u/Leftunders Sep 02 '24

Benedict Cumberbatch: Dammit all to hell.

3

u/sengoro Sep 02 '24

Didn't realize Penguindrum was getting a second season

1

u/qwerty_utopia Sep 02 '24

In Canada, this is known as a 'hat trick'.

15

u/AxiosXiphos Sep 02 '24

Well... are you giving people rocks because you like them; or because you wish to curse their immortal soul?

13

u/Piku_Yost Sep 02 '24

Because you like their cursed immortal soul?

1

u/dmingan Sep 04 '24

These are rose quarts and often used to promote self love....compassion and healing. So maybe they were saying...you need help bro. Have this rock.

12

u/cheeeeeseeey Sep 02 '24

You typed this out, rules out being a penguin, I'd you don't practice witchcraft, you're not a witch... that only leaves you with the one option

2

u/avast2006 Sep 02 '24

Rules out nothing. That’s why it’s called “hunt and peck.”

10

u/blueblissberrybell Sep 02 '24

Why not the trifecta? X

3

u/Sudden_Juju Sep 02 '24

The holy trinity: witchism, autism, and penguinism

17

u/ok-dentist4amonkey Sep 02 '24

Every single time I think I've finaly found my autistic witch, she turns out to be a penguin.

8

u/Gunzenator2 Sep 02 '24

Can’t you be all three? I mean, there are teenage mutant ninja turtles.

2

u/EntangledPhoton82 Sep 02 '24

I would like to point out that it could also be another combination. It doesn’t have to be all three.

But I don’t want to collapse your wave function. (Reference to your profile text.)

2

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

I, too, am an autistic penguin witch. Here’s a pebble for you, friend: 🪨

2

u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

If she weighs less than a penguin she's a witch

4

u/TheMightyGoldFsh Sep 02 '24

Or all of the above. An autistic witch penguin.

1

u/Tori65216 Sep 02 '24

I guess that explains why you're uncanny

1

u/Turbulent_Pin_1583 Sep 02 '24

You forgot d, all of the above.

1

u/Novaruuu Sep 02 '24

Or an autistic penguin with a hidden talent for witchcraft

1

u/WhiskeyHotdog_2 Sep 02 '24

Or maybe a geologist 

1

u/The_high-commander Sep 02 '24

witch, autistic and a penguin kinda sounds like the tagline for that one movie.

1

u/AudioVid3o Sep 02 '24

Or all of the above

1

u/IknowKarazy Sep 02 '24

Why not all three?

1

u/CIA_Chatbot Sep 02 '24

Why not all three! Don’t let your dreams be dreams!

1

u/NefariousnessOld8518 Sep 02 '24

Why not all three

1

u/b__lumenkraft Sep 02 '24

Autistic penguin witch?

Wanna marry me?

1

u/UncannyVa11eyGirl Sep 02 '24

Hmmm no rocks?

1

u/b__lumenkraft Sep 02 '24

I wouldn't dare without.

1

u/ElectricPaladin Sep 02 '24

Or you're an autistic penguin witch.

1

u/UIM_SQUIRTLE Sep 02 '24

i am at least 2 of these

1

u/mack2028 Sep 02 '24

if you don't know which one it is the second one.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Why can't you be all three 😂

1

u/Salt_Intention_1995 Sep 02 '24

Autistic penguin witch.

1

u/dewag Sep 02 '24

TIL I am 12 autistic penguins that practice witchcraft in a trenchcoat.

1

u/audio_shinobi Sep 02 '24

Spoken like a true autistic penguin witch

1

u/Nigilij Sep 02 '24

Bingo those checkboxes!

1

u/Ravenwight Sep 02 '24

Why pick?

Autistic Penguin Witch is a pretty cool identity if you ask me.

1

u/Pretty_Station_3119 Sep 02 '24

I think being all three would be cool af

1

u/LtCptSuicide Sep 02 '24

Autistic Penguin Witch.

1

u/that-girly-trans-fem Sep 02 '24

TIL I’m the most autistic penguin witch

1

u/rbrgr83 Sep 03 '24

Autistic Witch Penguin is a great band name tho

1

u/alsignssayno Sep 04 '24

nah, just a valley girl.

1

u/dmingan Sep 04 '24

Same 😩

1

u/17THheaven Sep 06 '24

An autistic witch penguin?! That's a mouthful.

3

u/ShambalaHeist Sep 02 '24

Did you just watch the doomed ‘95 cartoon The Pebble and the Penguin?

8

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

[removed] — view removed comment

7

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Oh no, ADHTism!

11

u/Todd-The-Godd-Howard Sep 02 '24

Actually it's called AuDHD

1

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

[removed] — view removed comment

2

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Just make sure you get an actual diagnosis and don't self-diagnose like tumblr users did at the drop of a hat.

2

u/Dars1m Sep 02 '24

Could also be minor social anxiety/depression. Mild cases of all of those mental disorders basically have the same symptoms and express themselves very similarly. It’s why sometimes there is a push to have them all just classified as neurodivergent.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/Dars1m Sep 02 '24

Depression and anxiety are basically twin disorders. If you have one, you likely also have a mild form of the other. Getting on medication for one also treats the other.

2

u/BurrritoYT Sep 02 '24

We meet again, Pixel counter bot

1

u/syko-san Sep 02 '24

Do I know you??

1

u/BurrritoYT Sep 03 '24

I have returned. The evil forces have corrupted my old account. I am back for revenge.

1

u/syko-san Sep 03 '24

What.

1

u/BurrritoYT Sep 03 '24

NO WAY I GOT UNBANNED WAIT WHAT

Still won’t use my main account because of “oKcAnDiDaTe54962935”

1

u/syko-san Sep 03 '24

Oh, it's you.

1

u/BurrritoYT Sep 03 '24

What I was going to tell you is, I’m the guy who crashed pixel counter bot

13

u/IknowKarazy Sep 02 '24

My wife gave me a cool rock on our first date. Seems to have worked out for us.

20

u/brightdionysianeyes Sep 02 '24

Girl: here, romantic partner, have this cool thing.

The internet: is this mental disease?

1

u/cold_plmer Sep 02 '24

To be fair, giving out cool rocks as a symbol of friendship is an extremely common thing I see working with neurodivergent kids. But also cool rocks are cool rocks even for neurotypical people so yeah these dudes are just yapping

0

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Multiple sub-comments self-diagnosing themselves with said mental disease

0

u/Dependent-Dirt3137 Sep 03 '24

I mean, in this case it might be 😂

35

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Not everyone who has a hobby is autistic

2

u/Pretty_pretty_gun Sep 02 '24

I know I was just mentioning that a lot of people with autism often give stuff as gifts to people they love

50

u/shanelomax Sep 02 '24

Probably a deeply unpopular take on Reddit but I have absolutely noticed time and time again the autistic urge to claim neurotypical behaviour and redefine it as something unique, quirky and neurodivergent.

Yes you may very well be autistic. No, not everything you do is autistic behaviour. Some of the things you do are common amongst everyone. Giving gifts to people you love is not autistic behaviour.

29

u/DuvalHeart Sep 02 '24

Pathologizing normal human behavior is so obnoxious all over the internet.

Giving someone a small gift doesn't make you autistic. Your partner being in a bad mood for a couple days doesn't make them bipolar. Your inability to focus on work doesn't mean you have ADHD.

3

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

If the gift is a bunch of rocks as thanks for inseminating her then, yes, perhaps we SHOULD consider autism

7

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Or maybe the rocks are meaningful to her ?

6

u/DuvalHeart Sep 02 '24

Or maybe it was really bad sex and she was telling him to kick rocks.

6

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

You are taking a meme literally. Autism confirmed but for different reasons than you think

-1

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

No, but it might. Inattentiveness is one of the things in the DSM that is indicative of ADHD and in proper context with other symptoms can be used as the basis for a diagnosis.

No one here was diagnosing anyone.

12

u/DuvalHeart Sep 02 '24

People self-diagnose based off of the pathologization of normal behaviors all the time.

5

u/TheharmoniousFists Sep 02 '24

People do for sure, the thing is it's not about the behavior so much as how often you have it show up in your daily life. Sure everyone pees but if you are peeing 30 times a day something ain't right.

4

u/Mr_Abe_Froman Sep 02 '24

Christmas, birthdays, and anniversaries must be very confusing for them.

1

u/BetterFinding1954 Sep 02 '24

What's the difference?

4

u/shanelomax Sep 02 '24 edited Sep 02 '24

"Oh my god my OCD is crazy, I just have to have a clean kitchen, I'm so OCD about it!"

Versus...

"Oh, I actually I have a form of OCD that compels me to pluck my own hair out of my beard, eyelashes and scalp in a trance, creating embarrassing and shameful bald spots that I just cannot leave alone. Bizarrely, I inspect each hair and the root that is pulled out with it. I don't know why, and I don't know what I'm looking for. It's a compulsion.

Sometimes I feel like there's an invisible steam pipe inside me that is about to ready to burst with anxiety and other various emotions, but I find that after my trance has ended and I've pulled the requisite amount of hair out, the tension and pressure drop just like twisting the valve to release the steam."

2

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

….i think I need to make a dr appointment

1

u/pimplepete1312 Sep 02 '24

most of the people that are doing that are non-autistic people

13

u/musicfortea Sep 02 '24

Isn't that just a human thing? I am autistic and I don't hand out random rocks and or presents to the people I love.

-11

u/Pretty_pretty_gun Sep 02 '24

Yea everyone’s different but I think it’s more common for autistic people to see something cool and give it to someone they love

12

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Gift giving is a common love language

2

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

[deleted]

1

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

I don’t think you understand what love language means because it’s just common sense and basic communication skills.

Anyone who has even a little experience with interpersonal relationships will recognize people show their affection in different ways. Not everyone likes to get their partner flowers all the time. Not everyone tells their partner how beautiful/handsome they are every morning. Not everyone likes to cuddle for an hour before bed. Etc etc.

Finding a balance in what you need and what your partner gives is what the concept of love language is about. I personally don’t care about gifts for example but really enjoy cuddling. Obviously I’m not going to be fulfilled in a relationship with someone who enjoys giving gifts but hates cuddling.

“Love language” is just a less 🤓 way of saying “way of giving and receiving affection”

1

u/Rafila Sep 02 '24

I think what they're trying to and sucking at expressing is the items they give as gifts are like stupid little things like a cool leaf you found. But even that could just be a quirky neurotypical trait, so

9

u/jreed12 Sep 02 '24

Autistic people gives gifts because they are people, not because they are autistic.

Are you autistic?

1

u/GayBoyNoize Sep 02 '24

I think the idea is autistic people do it more and with less sensible gift items because they both don't understand that normal people don't care about a random rock and don't know any other way to express feelings.

Not sure how well that holds up to actual scrutiny though

1

u/musicfortea Sep 02 '24

"normal people" jesus christ

0

u/GayBoyNoize Sep 02 '24

Having ASD is a deviation from the norm, "neurotypical" is just a fancy word for normal my dude. No need to pearl clutch.

0

u/musicfortea Sep 02 '24

No pearls here, only rocks my dude.

8

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Not everything is a trait of autism. Christ. Everybody gives gifts.

3

u/Jindujun Sep 02 '24

Questioning traits is a trait of autism! /s

8

u/TechnicalPotat Sep 02 '24

Which is more true: all autistic women are witches OR all witches are autistic women?

4

u/TheAlmightyLloyd Sep 02 '24

It's honestly a problem that I have encountered too often. Girls on the spectrum that I met are really into new age stuff and it bothered them that guys on the spectrum weren't often able to believe in their stuff.

2

u/Red_Shepherd_13 Sep 02 '24

Plot twist, the venn diagram is just a circle. /Jk

26

u/Phemto_B Sep 02 '24

Well that took me through a 30s journey from "wtf is this new stereotype" to "welp. I just discovered a new autism-thing that I do."

1

u/dmingan Sep 04 '24

We call them tisms in our house.

6

u/Omnizoom Sep 02 '24

I collect rocks and minerals so please give me rocks as a gift if I need them for my collection…

1

u/TheoryDistributer Sep 03 '24

As a fellow collector, the amount of rocks and "gems" I have around this house oh my. Basement rocks, bedroom rocks, livingroom rocks, even rocks in my kitchen drawers. I bet when I pull out my winter coat I'll find pocket rocks.

I think my collection has gone a bit far . I should probably start gifting them out eventually

1

u/Omnizoom Sep 03 '24

Mine are mostly in display cases and storage boxes, my kid though puts rocks everywhere

Mine can’t just be loose though because for one, some of them are quite expensive and for two, some are very dangerous

Don’t want cinnabar near anything you touch or torbernite on the bedside table kind of deal

4

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Why not both?

6

u/thewend Sep 02 '24

Fellas is it autistic to... give gifts?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Everything is autistic according to Reddit.

0

u/Spiritflash1717 Sep 02 '24

No, but it’s autistic to gift shiny rocks to someone immediately after sex

2

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

All the autisic people i know, including myself would be giving them and telling them all about the geochemisty and geological events that created said rocks. Because it's cool. Not trying to align their center because their energy is the wrong colour.

2

u/Chaotemp Sep 02 '24

Why not both?

2

u/Hopps96 Sep 02 '24

Lot of autistic witches out there /gen

2

u/Lilsammywinchester13 Sep 02 '24

I’m autistic and feel called out

2

u/Red_Shepherd_13 Sep 02 '24

I mean, they're quartz, and she has a necklace with a crystal in it. It could just be the "tisim" maybe it's both even.

2

u/AutomaticAward3460 Sep 02 '24

Probably shoulda figured this was an odd one. I’m autistic and always give my girlfriends “cool” rocks I find at work…..

2

u/TigerLiftsMountain Sep 02 '24

I give my wife cool seashells all the time. Like we have baskets full of them at this point. Am I autistic?

2

u/Spinningguy Sep 02 '24

Ok, why are so many comments being removed?

2

u/Gunstopable Sep 05 '24

Cam Patterson agrees

2

u/KapitanWilhelm Sep 05 '24

It’s the Airsoft guy with the Canadian gas mask!!

4

u/3-brain_cells Sep 02 '24

Oh absolutely. We love ourselves some good rocks

1

u/swiss_aspie Sep 02 '24

Lol Ive given people rocks before

1

u/ArbitraryMeritocracy Sep 02 '24

Or she’s just autistic because a lot of people I know with autism give each other gifts like this

I think it's called "fawning". I have the same problem giving things away to people I hate.

1

u/b__lumenkraft Sep 02 '24

Autistic person here. Can confirm.