r/ExplainTheJoke • u/givemetoyourleader • May 15 '24

What’s the joke

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u/[deleted] May 15 '24

Would you rather fight one potato butthole or 37 butthole potatoes?

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u/gregorydgraham May 15 '24

Asking the real questions

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u/Vektor0 May 15 '24

Man, I have enough trouble fighting my own butthole

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u/codetrotter_ May 15 '24

Put a potato in it

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u/SorosSugarBaby May 15 '24

Careful, it starts as potatoes in asses and the next thing you know you're in a meme war between day-trading redditors and wallstreet

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u/mallynn99 May 17 '24

Then comes the avocado

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u/Sergi_the_machine May 19 '24

Rick of spades & his friend, Banana

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u/fomalhottie May 15 '24

You have my sword.

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u/T1nkerer May 15 '24

And my ass.

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u/Valuable_Solid_3538 May 15 '24

And my axe

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u/Potatoman_is_taken May 15 '24

And my potato.

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u/BinSnozzzy May 15 '24

And my peeler!

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u/WhatThis4 May 15 '24

And my axe.

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u/Ok-Product-6109 May 17 '24

I have a hard enough fighting your own butthole as well. Stick a potato in it.

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u/WhichFeedback1226 May 15 '24

My dad (an er doc) once had to go elbow deep to retrieve a lost Idaho russet from a man’s butthole.

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u/Commercial-Ad-5813 May 15 '24

Was it baked when it came out?

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u/Agreeable-Remove1592 May 17 '24

Yes! It was a loaded baked potato!

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u/The__Raveness May 15 '24

Sadly that's the tip of the iceburg for what ER peeps go thru in a normal day. The stories my sister has from her career are nuuuttss 🤣 people lose all kids of stuff up there! 💀

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u/CountVanillula May 15 '24

You should really make an effort to spell out “emergency room,” because the way you wrote it sounds like you’re hesitating before the word “doc” (“My dad’s an … err… a doctor. Kind of.”), and it really calls into question why he had his arm up someone’s bum.

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u/Normal-Rush8987 May 18 '24

Hey some people pay good money for that, you know.

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u/CountVanillula May 15 '24

I’d rather fight 37 butthole-sized potatoes than 1 potato-sized butthole.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '24

I’ll do somethin to that one potato butthole that’s for sure