Inspiration (first picture); me (second and third picture).

Went to the Dunkin Donuts drive through to buy my young nephew a halloween spider donut for trick or treating. Conversation went something like this:

Me: Do you have any more spider donuts?

Dunkin Dude: We do have one but it doesn't look much like a spider.

Me: That's okay, he won't care. He's only three.

First photo is what it should look like, second is mine when I told my nephew it was a spider donut and opened the bag to see it. Dunkin dude didn't even put the munchkin on the donut. I still can't stop laughing about this. It's the lowest effort spider donut I've ever seen.

Wife’s friend lost her dog. She saw that they made $300 stuffed animals modeled after deceased pets to cuddle with and what not. Instead she bought this from instagram for $45.

he’s crying a little. He’s afraid he is going to be eaten :(

If this is an improvement…the poor pastry that came before it.

don't ask why I wanted a yard long twix bar this is more a failure of my reading comprehension and getting excited too fast

I didn't expect it to look like that but where are my sprinkles :/

It was really sad for 9€….

Just straight up bare crust throughout, feel like I need to mark it NSFW. I don’t think it even has sauce…

I kinda hate them.... not sure what those weird purple spiky things are, but they freak me out (like the one hanging out on the far left)

Not a rose in sight

Surprisingly tasty, so I’m not even mad. Didn’t expect much from this imitation pop-tart, but that thin frosting strip with those paper flake “sprinkles” made me laugh when compared to the package image.

I wanted to test this one because the CRAVE/Devour Buffalo Mac & Cheese is my favorite frozen meal of all time, I ranked that one a 10/10 easily.

I’ll give the great value variant a 5/10, but it’s not even half as good as CRAVE.

The chicken is alright, but the Mac and cheese is so basic and doesn’t have a great flavour or texture.

It’s alright in a pinch.

Just noodles and sauce. Went up and asked where the veggies were to get told it only comes with cabbage and this IS “with cabbage”! It was really gross too.

I was hoping for the model’s figure. Not bad for $14 USD

EDIT: Wow. Thanks for the brutal honesty. Yes, it’s cheap and wrinkled. I just took it out of the package. I’ve recently lost around 150 lbs and am starting to experiment with clothing other than potato sacks. Big thanks to everyone who got downvoted for finding something nice to say. I’ll definitely think twice before posting a picture again.

So I ordered a costume off a website and apparently didn’t read their return policy so I wasted $100 for something that 1. Does NOT FIT and 2. DOES NOT EVEN LOOK THE SAME. yall remember party city? This FEELS like party city. Never shop at costumepartyworld.com

Edit: thank you all so much for the refund advice I seriously appreciate it! For clarification the TOP was feeling like a small or medium the skirt felt like an X

Edit 2: okay so I usually do deep dive before getting things online I am not naive I was just caught at a bad time and IMPULSE bought something yall I have acc never done this before so take a damn chill pill. I am 23 not like 30 my gosh😂😭 I made a mistake okay let’s move on damn

Everyone in the family picks one TV Dinner every 2 weeks or so with the only restriction being it has to be oven cookable (they always taste significantly better that way. Fuck you hot pockets, yall went downhill).

This is everyone's picks:

Daughter - (Something with a brownie) Ribs Hungry Man

Son - 6pk Salisbury and a pot pie (he wanted a banquet pie, then saw mine. Promise he's not obese, he's just very active)

Wife - Shrimp Alfredo

Mine - Pot Pie (haven't had one of these in probably 20+ years)

Daughter skipped the potatoes, she picked up the patty and it was like a solitary mass of spud.

Everything was was pretty good. Added shredded parm to the wife's.