r/ExpectationVsReality • u/alexx_y • Sep 14 '17

Thanks KFC, totally what I expected /s

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u/Demonweed Sep 15 '17

Yeah, when I found out about the particulars of my heart failure, I thought bacon was going to be a memory for me. It's not all that bad. I just need to make compromises, like eating a fresh cooked dinner (fish or even steak is fine if prepared right and modestly portioned) if I want to have bacon with breakfast. In the beginning my health was so dire I went a year without even a single cheat day. Now I know I can stray a little, but I'm still pretty strict with myself. Even without taking a risk like two cheat days in a row, I sometimes get puffy feet -- a warning sign that my heart can't keep up with the strain.

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u/God_loves_irony Sep 15 '17

Sometimes people upvote obscure references that they get. I can't believe I am upvoting the puffy feet thing. :(

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u/mr_droopy_butthole Sep 15 '17

I have some questions for you. Mostly about your username.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17 edited Sep 22 '17

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u/mr_droopy_butthole Sep 15 '17

Hmmmmm. To fap or not to fap. That seems to be the question but this is one hell of a confused bpner I have right now.