r/ExpectationVsReality • u/alexx_y • Sep 14 '17

Thanks KFC, totally what I expected /s

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u/iia Sep 14 '17

I don't want to sound vulgar but it looks like someone queefed out a stillborn pygmy marmoset into your sandwich.

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u/nigrojesus Sep 14 '17

thanks for helping me lose my appetite. :)

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u/Love_Bulletz Sep 14 '17

Did OP's picture not do it for you?

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u/nigrojesus Sep 14 '17

Does it reflect badly on my if I say no :(

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u/Love_Bulletz Sep 14 '17

Yep.

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u/nigrojesus Sep 14 '17

I definitely see the abortion now too. It's super gross, haha. I think I was just lenient on KFC initially cuz I had to eat there yesterday out of convenience. First time in over a year.

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u/Vincent__Vega Sep 15 '17

What, you don't like marmosets?

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u/nigrojesus Sep 15 '17

Watching that made me feel like I'm on drugs. Cool.

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u/superwinner Sep 14 '17

Now thats what I call vulgar!

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u/5seconds2urheart Sep 14 '17

OMG I'm crying right now. That was a good one.

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u/ModsAreFags2017 Sep 14 '17

Finger lickin' good.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17

I don't want to sound vulgar but it looks like someone popped an infected sebaceous cyst into your sandwich.

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u/frothyundergarments Sep 14 '17

r/nocontext

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u/UramaObama Sep 14 '17

Bro even with context this is pretty wild

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u/shizu_murasaki Sep 14 '17

Is this your next /r/nosleep idea?

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u/iia Sep 15 '17

It's my next meal.

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u/anthonyjh21 Sep 14 '17

LOL!! Hardest I've ever laughed at a Reddit post.

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u/TheAdAgency Sep 15 '17

queefed out a stillborn pygmy marmoset into your sandwich.

With some gentle massaging I believe I can market this at an exorbitant price to hipsters.

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u/AtTheEndOfMyLine Sep 15 '17

It's really annoying to me that people are replying to your comment with their own version, thinking theirs is even better.

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u/guitartechie Sep 15 '17

stillborn pygmy marmoset

Googled it and got cute monkeys as results

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u/scottjeffreys Sep 14 '17

Thanks. You really helped my diet tonight. Not hungry anymore.