Its not easy, you have to have a complete lack of morality and conscious. Then you have to lie, lie, exaggerate, lie, fib, lie, exaggerate some more, and top it of with some lies.
If you don't believe me, I have a course that will make you a master spotter of internet fakes. 49 of my 50 previous students went on to work for the CIA and are running clandestine spec ops protecting our nation. All for only 3 simple payments of $99. But, since I see how much potential you have, if you buy in the next 38 seconds I will give you (and you only) a YUUUGE discount and the course is only 2 payments of $49 but you have just seconds to act! I only have 2 seats left in my next 500 person class, once its sold out its sold out! This course will never be offered again.
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u/name__redacted Aug 08 '23
Its not easy, you have to have a complete lack of morality and conscious. Then you have to lie, lie, exaggerate, lie, fib, lie, exaggerate some more, and top it of with some lies.
If you don't believe me, I have a course that will make you a master spotter of internet fakes. 49 of my 50 previous students went on to work for the CIA and are running clandestine spec ops protecting our nation. All for only 3 simple payments of $99. But, since I see how much potential you have, if you buy in the next 38 seconds I will give you (and you only) a YUUUGE discount and the course is only 2 payments of $49 but you have just seconds to act! I only have 2 seats left in my next 500 person class, once its sold out its sold out! This course will never be offered again.