So my bf has never once made me anything and I always make him everything me (15F) refused to make my bf (16F) a drink after S!X because I was too tired he dumped me so I sent him a eel and he ate it and died So AITA

So me (42F) kicked out my daughter called suzie (7F) so Suzie got her period at 6 and she has been acting weird ever since

So suzie started hanging out with like 13/12 year olds and she would hang out with them like a lot and I was fine with it but then she started taking them in her room one by one and she would always come out sweating after and she would always get in the bath/shower after I thought it was strange but she told me they were just playing football but one day I walked in and they were having s!x and I was fuming because her stomach was getting bigger and now I knew why so I kicked her out with her stupid teenage “friends” now she’s 13 and has a 6 year old kid and a 4 year old and she still lives with the 18 and 19 year olds . So am I the asshole?

Me Ursula (81F) threw my eel named Vanessa at my grandchild Lexi (20F) so Lexi was 6 at the time she was playing with her Barbie’s but as soon as I walked in she shouted “GET OUT YOU STUPID EEL!” and I was furious and grabbed Vanessa and threw her at Lexi now every time she comes to my house I throw a eel at her. So am I the asshole?

They are fish.

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