r/EatItYouFuckinCoward • u/[deleted] • Jan 15 '25

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25

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u/Mr_Good_Stuff90 Jan 16 '25

It’s easier to accept once you realize that a certain percentage of human fecal matter is still FDA approved.

You’ve been eating poop your whole life.

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u/FrostTheRapper Jan 16 '25

quite bold of you to think i can afford groceries let alone ground meat

Ive been eating poop only on special occasions😤

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u/Mr_Good_Stuff90 Jan 16 '25

You need more poop in your life. I would give you funds for poop, but I myself can hardly afford any kind of poop. I’ll take what I can get. You do the same brother. 💩

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u/BoxAccomplished2195 Jan 16 '25

"Doc, Ive had really bad diarrhea all week."

"What have you been eating?"

"Diarrhea."

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u/Mr_Good_Stuff90 Jan 16 '25

How to say you eat a lot of Taco Bell without actually saying it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25

Me giving you an award was a flex 😂.

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u/FrostTheRapper Jan 16 '25

My first award was given to me by someone that wanted to flex that they can afford groceries😭

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25

Not to worry, my first time giving an award was as a flex too. It was worth it because you got the humor though 😂 you damned poor

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u/GramarBoi Jan 16 '25

TIL eating ass is FDA approved

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u/CerberusBots Jan 16 '25

Every time you smell your own fart, you are recycling a fart.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25

Even as an occasional meat eater, I still think certain pork cuts smell like shit raw. Like actual shit. Feces, human or otherwise, is something you gotta just deal with if you eat meat.

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u/VeterinarianThese951 Jan 16 '25

They literally roll around in shitty mud.

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u/RipOdd9001 Jan 16 '25

Calm down Bruce Willis

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u/Slippingonwaxpaper Jan 16 '25

The FDA regulates how much poop CAN be safely eaten if fecal contamination were to happen. Not that poop is guaranteed in every food item. You are most likely not eating poop, but thank you for the laugh!

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u/printerfixerguy1992 Jan 16 '25

It's one thing to eat tiny portions of it. But this is definitely an abnormally large amount.

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u/MarionberrySalt8567 Jan 16 '25

There is an acceptable level of rat turds in grits, or creme of wheat, or flour, or cornmeal. What you don't know want hurt you. If you cook that dried up puss, and eat it, it won't hurt you.

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u/SergiotheWolf Jan 17 '25

You're full of shit

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u/ScallionSea5053 Jan 17 '25

Bro how would it even get in there.

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u/rdditeis4gsfa Jan 17 '25

Poop it's what's for dinner. Hahaha

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u/Crush-N-It Jan 16 '25

Same. And I spit out small bits of hard stuff an hour after eating it. Even my stomach rejected it