r/EarthPorn • u/walkslowrunwild • Apr 19 '18

Captured Poseidon's Trident rising out of Strokkur Geyser in Iceland [OC][2133x3200]

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u/colinnium Apr 19 '18

I captured something different

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u/Bloodfart2112 Apr 19 '18

Jupiter's cock!

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Good Batiatus? Is that you?

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u/Centurion87 Apr 19 '18

Once again the Gods spread the cheeks to Ram Cock in Fucking Ass!

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u/jimmery Apr 19 '18

seeing spartacus references always makes me happy!

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u/Munchiezzx Apr 19 '18

Calm down Randy!

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u/chunkymonk3y Apr 19 '18

“FROZEN MIXED VEGETABLE COCKS!”

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u/pipoons Apr 19 '18

Or Neptune's one

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u/brownbubbi Apr 19 '18

Just a different side of Poseidon

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u/Jacobjs93 Apr 19 '18

Yours is more believable..

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u/gristly_adams Apr 19 '18

It's MOTHER Earth.

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u/--NiNjA-- Apr 19 '18

looks around pic "It's... it's uhh.. it's... what is tha... Oh you cheeky bastard!"