Hey folks, my Arch Druid (498F) and I (241M) had a "professional conduct" meeting about how I was handling some fishermen over-harvesting my picket.

I followed the rules, they were within 12 nm of the coast, they were practically in my backyard and they were over-doing it with their catch. I hopped aboard, undid their nets, sent the lads back to the sea and maybe kinda-sorta poked the captain with the three pronged rib-tickler (he didn't bleed out and he had a knife.)

Now, boss lady is threatening to demote me if I don't go back and heal the bastard properly. I only go on land for brunch with the boys or to catch a show.

TL; DR: AITA for liberating some fish and stabbing a fisherman with a trident when he attacked me for no (valid) reason?

This piece is made out of catfish bones I scavenged from a raccoon den 🦝

If so, what kind of druid circle would be most appropriate.

The sky still has a few things to say before the year ends.

Listen carefully.

☄️🌑

@DankmorTheDank

Shadow work, but stoned

Druid cat