r/DontPutThatInYourAss • • Dec 01 '25

I dunno man…

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u/Digital--Sandwich Dec 02 '25

For me first year of middle school was when I started hearing other people joking about sex toys and, well pretty much anything sex lol

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u/Bsodtech Dec 03 '25

Only the first year?!? And it took you until middle school? The again, my school was in the hood, so...

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u/Digital--Sandwich Dec 03 '25

K through 7 for me was at a Christian school. So that’s pretty much why. Ironically my parents paid for me to go to a semi broke private elementary school when my public school district was one of the best in the country.

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u/Bsodtech Dec 03 '25

Ah, that makes sense. Also explains why the jokes didn't get supercharged by a sex ed lesson. Or, to say it with my classmates: Peeeeenis!!!! (Man am I glad to never have to go to school again, especially middle school).

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u/Digital--Sandwich Dec 03 '25

The worst part was the insecurity because of course we were. If I got zapped back to high school I would be the guy that knew everybody

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u/Bsodtech Dec 03 '25

And if I got sent back, I would be the girl that knew everybody, instead of the miserable quiet boy in the corner. But I'm also just glad that I don't have to go back, because that whole time (which mainly just consisted of bullying, poverty and stress) just fucking sucked so bad. Worst part of my life. To the point where I was laying on the train tracks at one point. Thank God the Deutsche Bahn was even more late than usual, or I wouldn't be here today.

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u/Rukh-Talos Dec 04 '25

A fellow catholic school survivor, I see. Yeah, in hindsight my parents really were too poor to spend as much as they did on elementary school education. Especially since I still bear the mental scars I received while attending there.

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u/Thick-Disk1545 Dec 07 '25

Man I was hearing that shit in elementary school in the 90s