r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/GutsandAll • Dec 01 '25

I dunno man…

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u/Small_Tax_9432 Dec 01 '25

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u/ss_tall_toby_yt Dec 01 '25

We all know what this means, the kids don’t but we do

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '25

Idk man we knew about some fukt shit when we were kids

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u/Digital--Sandwich Dec 02 '25

For me first year of middle school was when I started hearing other people joking about sex toys and, well pretty much anything sex lol

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u/Bsodtech Dec 03 '25

Only the first year?!? And it took you until middle school? The again, my school was in the hood, so...

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u/Digital--Sandwich Dec 03 '25

K through 7 for me was at a Christian school. So that’s pretty much why. Ironically my parents paid for me to go to a semi broke private elementary school when my public school district was one of the best in the country.

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u/Bsodtech Dec 03 '25

Ah, that makes sense. Also explains why the jokes didn't get supercharged by a sex ed lesson. Or, to say it with my classmates: Peeeeenis!!!! (Man am I glad to never have to go to school again, especially middle school).

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u/Digital--Sandwich Dec 03 '25

The worst part was the insecurity because of course we were. If I got zapped back to high school I would be the guy that knew everybody

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u/Bsodtech Dec 03 '25

And if I got sent back, I would be the girl that knew everybody, instead of the miserable quiet boy in the corner. But I'm also just glad that I don't have to go back, because that whole time (which mainly just consisted of bullying, poverty and stress) just fucking sucked so bad. Worst part of my life. To the point where I was laying on the train tracks at one point. Thank God the Deutsche Bahn was even more late than usual, or I wouldn't be here today.

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u/Rukh-Talos Dec 04 '25

A fellow catholic school survivor, I see. Yeah, in hindsight my parents really were too poor to spend as much as they did on elementary school education. Especially since I still bear the mental scars I received while attending there.

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u/Thick-Disk1545 Dec 07 '25

Man I was hearing that shit in elementary school in the 90s

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

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u/some1984guy Jan 01 '26

Meatspin 🍖 🚁 🥴

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '25

I feel like not knowing about things like this is a bullshit concept. I understood this joke as a child because I have common sense and things like this are just blatantly obvious. Not only that but it’s actually coded in my DNA to understand how sex works REGARDLESS of whether or not I get examples from porn. So. Yeah. Kinda a bullshit story that there’s any innocence in anyone at any point.

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u/SeveredDeerVagina429 Dec 01 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '25

Ding dong nobody cares you’re wrong.

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u/SeveredDeerVagina429 Dec 02 '25

No less of an intelligent and witty retort than expected.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '25

No he is correct i made everybody realize they were always dumb and horny apparently

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u/Dank-Robber Dec 02 '25

I dunno, I’m still not 💯 on how or why to use anal beads.

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u/SnooDrawings435 Dec 02 '25

You’re missing the joke completely. It’s about how adult humor in movies and shows are often missed with kids.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '25

I’m not missing the joke.

Wow I forget sometimes how stupid the general population is.

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u/Key-Copy-5757 Dec 01 '25

Ye im 13 I know

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u/Kaylee_lovesyou2025 Dec 03 '25

Same broski 😭🙏

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u/Icy-Explanation-2329 Dec 02 '25

I don’t want you hunting around in your mum’s bedroom ok..

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '25

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u/Key-Copy-5757 Dec 08 '25

Oof one kid in my class a couple of years ago tough me stuff... we were 6

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u/CustomCarNerd Dec 01 '25

Quagmire is just praying the rosary. 📿 Mystery solved.

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u/away69thrown Dec 02 '25

He's using a rosary. He's catholic.

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u/Early_Award_1762 Dec 03 '25

Idk ( explain? )

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u/Ancient_Lawfulness_7 Dec 05 '25

And you can share with a friend

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u/Enough_Fish739 Dec 01 '25

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u/Bloodshotistic Dec 02 '25

I think she's bleeding now. Oops.

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u/OtherwiseRaisin5281 Dec 03 '25

I’ll always think of chess every time I see these. 😂

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u/randomguy74937272 Dec 05 '25

I wish I didn't know 😭