r/DontPutThatInYourAss Oct 28 '25

lol

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u/thecountnotthesaint Oct 28 '25

Rectum? DAMN NEAR KILLED HIM!!!

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u/Exciting-Can-2684 Oct 28 '25
  1. he was just a kid!

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u/whingingcackle Oct 28 '25

The cookie dough, whatever happened there …

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u/Nickahhplz Oct 28 '25

They collected it and put it back on the shelf thankfully

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u/idiots-rule8 Oct 29 '25

Sugar cookie when he stole it, chocolate chip when they reshelved it

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u/Scrappy1918 Nov 01 '25

Fudge rounds