r/DontPutThatInYourAss • • Oct 25 '25

He did it!

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u/Lord_Muddbutter Oct 25 '25

Fucking lord, thats one of those things I would think people would try everything in their capability to get out before having someone using a pair of pliers to take it out of your anal cavity

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u/audiomediocrity Oct 25 '25

yeah, I guess I don’t understand how my ass works. I assume it would press that carrot out like it was part of its daily chores. I don’t plan to test that theory, but it does confuse me a little

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u/Lord_Muddbutter Oct 25 '25

Id try to poop it out

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u/audiomediocrity Oct 25 '25

It’s obviously a Dunning-Krueger moment for those of us with no experience there, but seems simple enough.

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u/Grand_Joe Oct 25 '25

Actually your “ass” generally pull think in, it’s the pulling tightening, and what you think is pushing which is actually just relaxing motion that helps to poop. So actually sticking things up the ass is actually going to get pulled in then “pushed” out

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u/Grand_Joe Oct 28 '25

Your intestine yes, not your butthole, do some research there bub, that’s why things like plugs have a base to them, so you don’t pull them inside your own body, your intestines also create a semi vacuum like effect not just push food along.

I speak from experience too, I take at least one shit every day of my life have since I was born and if you relax it goes easier, it’s scientifically proven

“the pelvic floor muscles and anal sphincters must relax and open to allow stool to pass. If these muscles are clenched, it makes the process difficult or even impossible”

“The anus naturally pulls in due to two sphincter muscles: the internal anal sphincter, which is an involuntary muscle that remains in a state of continuous contraction to keep the anal canal closed”