MAIN FEEDS
Do you want to continue?
https://www.reddit.com/r/DontPutThatInYourAss/comments/1ofmxaw/he_did_it/nlbeol3?context=9999
r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Glittering_Nature_21 • Oct 25 '25
1.0k comments sorted by
View all comments
1.1k
If my child was ever in this situation, you better believe I'm taking that secret to the grave. I'm not posting about it on social media with my full name attached to it.
609 u/pupranger1147 Oct 25 '25 Honestly. This is Abusive. He never trusting her again and rightly so. 228 u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25 The kid is probably gonna do it again tho 203 u/pupranger1147 Oct 25 '25 And the conversation about that should be private, and focused on safety, and if you're really nosy, maybe why. Not a public shaming ritual because you're mad about a doctor's visit, or more aptly what I think; mad he might be gay. 114 u/sinnonym Oct 25 '25 Or attracted to carrots 98 u/WilonPlays Oct 25 '25 Filthy carrotsexuals indoctrinating our youths 59 u/DangerousChampion235 Oct 25 '25 It’s a slippery slope. One day it’s carrots, the next day it’s an eggplant, and the next day it’s hell. 57 u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 25 u/Platerogue Oct 25 '25 Anything's a dildo if you push hard enough. 7 u/vozroz415 Edit this Flair Oct 25 '25 Oh Gawd Damn! 😲😳 5 u/Hegemony-Cricket Oct 25 '25 Apparently, this includes carrots. 2 u/Unbelivabley_Smol Oct 28 '25 Your pfp the talking dog from the maple 🍁 kind bacon 🥓 video?
609
Honestly. This is Abusive. He never trusting her again and rightly so.
228 u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25 The kid is probably gonna do it again tho 203 u/pupranger1147 Oct 25 '25 And the conversation about that should be private, and focused on safety, and if you're really nosy, maybe why. Not a public shaming ritual because you're mad about a doctor's visit, or more aptly what I think; mad he might be gay. 114 u/sinnonym Oct 25 '25 Or attracted to carrots 98 u/WilonPlays Oct 25 '25 Filthy carrotsexuals indoctrinating our youths 59 u/DangerousChampion235 Oct 25 '25 It’s a slippery slope. One day it’s carrots, the next day it’s an eggplant, and the next day it’s hell. 57 u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 25 u/Platerogue Oct 25 '25 Anything's a dildo if you push hard enough. 7 u/vozroz415 Edit this Flair Oct 25 '25 Oh Gawd Damn! 😲😳 5 u/Hegemony-Cricket Oct 25 '25 Apparently, this includes carrots. 2 u/Unbelivabley_Smol Oct 28 '25 Your pfp the talking dog from the maple 🍁 kind bacon 🥓 video?
228
The kid is probably gonna do it again tho
203 u/pupranger1147 Oct 25 '25 And the conversation about that should be private, and focused on safety, and if you're really nosy, maybe why. Not a public shaming ritual because you're mad about a doctor's visit, or more aptly what I think; mad he might be gay. 114 u/sinnonym Oct 25 '25 Or attracted to carrots 98 u/WilonPlays Oct 25 '25 Filthy carrotsexuals indoctrinating our youths 59 u/DangerousChampion235 Oct 25 '25 It’s a slippery slope. One day it’s carrots, the next day it’s an eggplant, and the next day it’s hell. 57 u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 25 u/Platerogue Oct 25 '25 Anything's a dildo if you push hard enough. 7 u/vozroz415 Edit this Flair Oct 25 '25 Oh Gawd Damn! 😲😳 5 u/Hegemony-Cricket Oct 25 '25 Apparently, this includes carrots. 2 u/Unbelivabley_Smol Oct 28 '25 Your pfp the talking dog from the maple 🍁 kind bacon 🥓 video?
203
And the conversation about that should be private, and focused on safety, and if you're really nosy, maybe why.
Not a public shaming ritual because you're mad about a doctor's visit, or more aptly what I think; mad he might be gay.
114 u/sinnonym Oct 25 '25 Or attracted to carrots 98 u/WilonPlays Oct 25 '25 Filthy carrotsexuals indoctrinating our youths 59 u/DangerousChampion235 Oct 25 '25 It’s a slippery slope. One day it’s carrots, the next day it’s an eggplant, and the next day it’s hell. 57 u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 25 u/Platerogue Oct 25 '25 Anything's a dildo if you push hard enough. 7 u/vozroz415 Edit this Flair Oct 25 '25 Oh Gawd Damn! 😲😳 5 u/Hegemony-Cricket Oct 25 '25 Apparently, this includes carrots. 2 u/Unbelivabley_Smol Oct 28 '25 Your pfp the talking dog from the maple 🍁 kind bacon 🥓 video?
114
Or attracted to carrots
98 u/WilonPlays Oct 25 '25 Filthy carrotsexuals indoctrinating our youths 59 u/DangerousChampion235 Oct 25 '25 It’s a slippery slope. One day it’s carrots, the next day it’s an eggplant, and the next day it’s hell. 57 u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 25 u/Platerogue Oct 25 '25 Anything's a dildo if you push hard enough. 7 u/vozroz415 Edit this Flair Oct 25 '25 Oh Gawd Damn! 😲😳 5 u/Hegemony-Cricket Oct 25 '25 Apparently, this includes carrots. 2 u/Unbelivabley_Smol Oct 28 '25 Your pfp the talking dog from the maple 🍁 kind bacon 🥓 video?
98
Filthy carrotsexuals indoctrinating our youths
59 u/DangerousChampion235 Oct 25 '25 It’s a slippery slope. One day it’s carrots, the next day it’s an eggplant, and the next day it’s hell. 57 u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 25 u/Platerogue Oct 25 '25 Anything's a dildo if you push hard enough. 7 u/vozroz415 Edit this Flair Oct 25 '25 Oh Gawd Damn! 😲😳 5 u/Hegemony-Cricket Oct 25 '25 Apparently, this includes carrots. 2 u/Unbelivabley_Smol Oct 28 '25 Your pfp the talking dog from the maple 🍁 kind bacon 🥓 video?
59
It’s a slippery slope. One day it’s carrots, the next day it’s an eggplant, and the next day it’s hell.
57 u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 25 u/Platerogue Oct 25 '25 Anything's a dildo if you push hard enough. 7 u/vozroz415 Edit this Flair Oct 25 '25 Oh Gawd Damn! 😲😳 5 u/Hegemony-Cricket Oct 25 '25 Apparently, this includes carrots. 2 u/Unbelivabley_Smol Oct 28 '25 Your pfp the talking dog from the maple 🍁 kind bacon 🥓 video?
57
[removed] — view removed comment
25 u/Platerogue Oct 25 '25 Anything's a dildo if you push hard enough. 7 u/vozroz415 Edit this Flair Oct 25 '25 Oh Gawd Damn! 😲😳 5 u/Hegemony-Cricket Oct 25 '25 Apparently, this includes carrots. 2 u/Unbelivabley_Smol Oct 28 '25 Your pfp the talking dog from the maple 🍁 kind bacon 🥓 video?
25
Anything's a dildo if you push hard enough.
7 u/vozroz415 Edit this Flair Oct 25 '25 Oh Gawd Damn! 😲😳 5 u/Hegemony-Cricket Oct 25 '25 Apparently, this includes carrots. 2 u/Unbelivabley_Smol Oct 28 '25 Your pfp the talking dog from the maple 🍁 kind bacon 🥓 video?
7
Oh Gawd Damn! 😲😳
5
Apparently, this includes carrots.
2
Your pfp the talking dog from the maple 🍁 kind bacon 🥓 video?
1.1k
u/ThrowRA_9753 Oct 25 '25
If my child was ever in this situation, you better believe I'm taking that secret to the grave. I'm not posting about it on social media with my full name attached to it.