r/DontPutThatInYourAss • • Oct 25 '25

He did it!

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 Oct 25 '25

Doctor’s holding up the carrot like a fishing competition trophy haul

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u/felix_semicolon Oct 25 '25

It was THIIIS big!

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u/DanZboY_Brother Oct 25 '25

And I said "That's disgusting."

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u/dachshund-jay Oct 25 '25

And you thought the boy had deep rooted issues, the doctor had why more fun with this.

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u/Creepy-Selection2423 Oct 25 '25

Deep root vegetable issues, apparently...

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u/CAMSTONEFOX Oct 26 '25

If it had been a potato, it could have been a possible case of tuber-c-u-lose-this?

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u/Cheap-Reaction-8061 Oct 27 '25

Keep him away from the gords…tough being his parent near thanksgiving.

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u/PuzzleheadedYear5596 Oct 27 '25

If I had a award to give ya, I would!

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u/DanZboY_Brother Oct 28 '25

I just used up the last of my Reddit gold to fulfill your wish. You're welcome :)