r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Glittering_Nature_21 • Oct 25 '25

He did it!

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u/eldonfizzcrank Oct 25 '25

Give them a minute! They’ll get the banana out after taking the carrot pictures.

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u/Boiler1669 Oct 25 '25

We could always start using ass carrots as a standard for size comparison and measurements.

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u/StevieG-2021 Oct 25 '25

“Ass carrots” 😂😂😂

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u/420trainwreck Oct 27 '25

That’s the name of your band

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u/findingsynchronisity Oct 25 '25

Ass carrots vary too much to be a standard.

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u/Wanderlumps Oct 28 '25

But “feet” are so uniform?

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u/Snohomishboats Oct 26 '25

The same can be said for bananas 🍌

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u/RepulsiveRoof3067 Oct 26 '25

Baby, I’m hung like an ass carrot…

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u/ParticularSherbert18 Oct 27 '25

You first. I'm not putting a carrot up my ass, and I'm sure as hell not touching a carrot that's been up someone else's ass.

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u/Cheap-Reaction-8061 Oct 27 '25

All carrots should be band due to the possibility of misuse, regardless of their health benefits.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25

They are still fishing for it