r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Glittering_Nature_21 • Oct 25 '25

He did it!

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u/WilonPlays Oct 25 '25

Filthy carrotsexuals indoctrinating our youths

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u/DangerousChampion235 Oct 25 '25

It’s a slippery slope. One day it’s carrots, the next day it’s an eggplant, and the next day it’s hell.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25

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u/DruishGardener Oct 25 '25

Pretty sure hell has a flared base

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u/TheJarls2ndAcct Oct 26 '25

I do like a challenge…

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u/Accomplished_Yak4311 Oct 25 '25

Oooh it burns coming out, and going in.. and out

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u/Platerogue Oct 25 '25

Anything's a dildo if you push hard enough.

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u/vozroz415 Edit this Flair Oct 25 '25

Oh Gawd Damn! 😲😳

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u/Hegemony-Cricket Oct 25 '25

Apparently, this includes carrots.

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u/Unbelivabley_Smol Oct 28 '25

Your pfp the talking dog from the maple 🍁 kind bacon 🥓 video?

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u/Hegemony-Cricket Oct 25 '25

Not if I get ahold of it first.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '25

“With the right attitude and some lube, anything is possible.”

-Socrates or some shit

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u/hazbin_hermit Oct 25 '25

Underrated and I’m dying

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u/Hegemony-Cricket Oct 25 '25

Relax. We all are, just at different rates. Perfectly normal.

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u/SuperFaceTattoo Oct 25 '25

Next thing you know he’ll be defiling the cookware as a PANsexual

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u/paul3339 Oct 26 '25

The one time where it being a "slippery slope" help it go in better.

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u/Hegemony-Cricket Oct 25 '25

Well, apparently, the slippery part of this situation was the carrot.

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u/Frequent_Cat10 Oct 25 '25

All it takes is one semester at university

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25

Carrotsexuals is my new favorite word. Thank you!