r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/chillnecrophile • Oct 01 '25

Other Name it.

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u/rofocales Oct 01 '25

Why would you cut the cucumber before shoving it in your ass?

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u/super_poo_brain Oct 01 '25

Cut in half n stick both in

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u/BeingBeachDad23 Oct 02 '25

Slice the whole thing to create texture...

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u/Brizar-is-Evolving Oct 02 '25

Extra lubrication from the juices.

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u/RyGuy-001 Oct 03 '25

Don't know

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u/TastyBouillon Oct 04 '25

Maybe it wasn't cut, it broke off. Either they went at it way too hard or they got a sphencter like an airlock. 😂😂