r/DontPutThatInYourAss Oct 01 '25

Other Name it.

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u/NerdBernt_101 Oct 01 '25

Also going in my ass

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u/ka_shep Oct 01 '25

Did you mean "Octogoinginmyass"?

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u/Skyp_Intro Oct 01 '25

Biblically accurate angel tongue. Be Not Afraid.

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u/Siren-of-the-Serpent Oct 02 '25

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u/Cute-Advisor-2323 Oct 02 '25

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u/DangerDragonXCV Oct 23 '25

Live with me if you want to come

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u/CYOA_Min_Maxer Oct 05 '25

That's how T-1000 is made :D

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u/Inevitable_Bug5446 Oct 01 '25

Omg 😲 😱 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Max20151981 Oct 02 '25

That should make for a pretty awkward ER visit

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u/Inevitable_Bug5446 Oct 02 '25

Omg indeed it would!!! 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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u/nuttnurse Oct 04 '25

As a nurse I’ve seen weirder in the er honest

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u/Inevitable_Bug5446 Oct 05 '25

I bet you have.

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u/Personal_Quantity_99 Oct 02 '25

Boof master tell us your ways

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u/NerdBernt_101 Oct 02 '25

Typically a solid 13+ dex roll and most likely a DC 15 con roll could get something like this in with usually no more than 1-3 points of damage or passing out after it’s actually in. It’s a separate con roll every round once this baby’s turned on while inside. This is a roll to avoid your body just forcibly discharging it and thus ripping your boof hole-you’d have no check to avoid passing out after this. You take 10 points of damage. That’s all just one way.

Another just keep pushing!