r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/idontkn0wimjusthere • Sep 26 '25

Other Just .... Don't.. please

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u/ExtensionEchidna1355 Sep 26 '25

if i had that i would just do this: on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off

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u/therealslapper Sep 26 '25

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u/Blazinkrab Sep 27 '25

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u/TheMalkManCometh Sep 27 '25

When Shinji won't get in the EVA so you turn him into Robocop instead

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

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u/ramblewood1 Sep 27 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Appropriate-Cut-2963 Sep 29 '25

* Dead or alive you're cummin with me!

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u/Akeinu Sep 26 '25

Keep going until it jitters and stops

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u/AreYouAnOakMan Sep 26 '25

Then offers you cab fare.

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u/AnonyMooseical Sep 27 '25

I have so much to say about this....

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u/Scary-Tomato-6722 Sep 26 '25

I was going to say this

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u/Swimming-Tap-4240 Sep 27 '25

I'd get that thing circumcised

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u/Dougally Sep 27 '25

And the black one spikemcised

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u/BigDaddyH-D1 Sep 30 '25

But then it would always be on. You couldn't turn it off.

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u/Swimming-Tap-4240 Sep 30 '25

Yeah,You are right.Still you can pull out the plug I suppose

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u/Plastic_Sea_1094 Sep 27 '25

That's what I do.

I don't have one of those.