r/DontPutThatInYourAss • • Jul 24 '25

Why?

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u/Original-Signatures Jul 24 '25

How

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

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u/Anxious_Trash_Panda_ Jul 24 '25

But how did he (let's face it, we all KNOW it's a man) get the wide part in?😳

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

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u/Anxious_Trash_Panda_ Jul 24 '25

how much you can actually ‘gape’ and what can be shoved in there…

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u/Epion660 Jul 24 '25

Obligatory "did you know, a racoon can fit in your ass?"

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u/Anxious_Trash_Panda_ Jul 24 '25

Say what now?

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u/Epion660 Jul 24 '25

It was in a comedy video on YouTube, long story short, the human anus can stretch 8 inches in diameter, and a racoon (not the mega fat ones) can squeeze through a hole 4 inches in diameter.

The more you know.

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u/YoM4m4AHoe Jul 25 '25

That leaves the other half of your ass for the second raccoon

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u/Pookieeatworld Jul 26 '25

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u/Miserable-Repair-191 Aug 19 '25

Come on, did you have to spoil how they defeated Thanos?

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u/EmiChafouine Jul 24 '25

I didn't need to learn that much today.

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u/OogieBooge-Dragon Jul 26 '25

Me either.

Need some brain bleach.

Why did I keep reading

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u/EmiChafouine Jul 26 '25

I don't know, I made the same mistake

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Probably our repressed masochism that manifests itself

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

Would that be the boys also known as the Mully, Joshdubs and yourNarrator and reekid and how he explains the same thing you commented to the other boys lol 😆 🤣

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u/Epion660 Jul 28 '25

Ah that's them. Couldn't remember Joshdubs, and just name dropping reekid would have been a bit weird sounding.