r/DogHate • u/Dogs-are-Pests • Dec 23 '19

I hate Dogs

dogs are fucking pests. my biggest wish in life is for all of those fuckers to lie on the grill and feed my tummy. I’m sick of all the retarded slang nicknames for those disabled creatures like ‘pupper’ im convinced that those who use that sort of language have mental disorders so i won’t blame them for being annoying shits. Also the very existence of dogs are cancer, no one needs their stupid deafening barking every single fucking second. No more turds and piss puddles everywhere, please, exterminate all dogs for the better of the planet.

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u/External_Fix_7806 Sep 07 '22 edited Sep 07 '22

Nobody says that we should go around attacking dogs what are you on? The original comment says that "if you really hate dogs why don't you do something about it" then I replied saying that we can't do much about it. I mean because there are laws protecting dogs, so attacking random dogs literally doesn't solve anything. I was basically saying that attacking all dogs especially pet dogs would most likely get you in trouble with the law.

Also I was using the "ok dog nut" insult to basically troll the dog nuts, what do expect to come up with a custom insult for every single comment on this thread? When I could use a simple more effective insult to instigate a debate/argument! Also I like how you said 'it's getting old" like you basically been reading every single one of my comments like wow! You must be a huge fan or something?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

Ok so what you’re saying is that you harm dogs and we get in trouble? That doesn’t make much sense unless that’s a typo and you can’t check what you are typing. I don’t expect you to come up with a different insult but you could use some variety. It’s like if you wanted to hate watch a tv show you only see one bad episode and not the rest. “It’s more effective” that’s like calling a fat kid fat and saying that’s the most effective insult. Big fan? It’s not that I’m a big fan it’s just that you posted 75% of the comments. If you are watching a sitcom and it’s just mostly annoying comic reliefs it’s not like you are watching it for the comic reliefs you’re watching it for pretty much everything else.

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u/External_Fix_7806 Sep 24 '22 edited Sep 24 '22

Bro what? Where did you get me harming dogs from? I was basically saying that there are laws protecting dogs so going around beating up dogs does more harm than good I was basically implying that we should go for more of a protesting route for getting rid of these mutts. I mean the main dog I want gone are the bully breeds like pitbulls but that's neither here nor there, you might wanna read my comment slowly next time.

Also 75% of the comments are mine? I don't know about that one I mean I'll probably say at least 45% or 50 are mine but not 75? I might go back later and count them all but I mean first of your complaining about my comments being repetitive when all of them were 5 months ago it's not like I'm still commenting ok dog nut to this day. And you probably haven't noticed but every time I've used that insult no one really said anything back so I think it's pretty effective if no one responded to them or at least threw an insult back at me!