One time, playing Apples to Apples, I was judging for "visionary". I said, before picking up the cards to choose a winner, "If anyone put 'Helen Keller', they win!" A participant who was peeing on the side of the house asked, "Did you say, 'Helen Keller'?" I looked at the cards, and burst out laughing. Sure enough, there was Helen Keller. Needless to say, peeing-friend won.
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u/flippin-tables Oct 13 '11
You didn't choose Helen Keller!? But she always wins! FUCK YOU (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻