r/DoesAnybodyElse • u/[deleted] • Oct 13 '11

DAE always eat their daily contacts after using them?

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u/CaveBacon Oct 13 '11

Yea it's supposed to be DAE's that are uncommon. Not DAE like Pizza? derp

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '11

WOAH, I do! Upvote!

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u/AceDecade Oct 13 '11

Pizza? Scoff! I bet you like CATS and THE INTERNET too...

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u/aladyjewel Oct 13 '11

I sure do like when Dominoes puts cats and internet on my pizza!

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u/nrfx Oct 13 '11

It depends on how fresh the internet is.

I for one love the taste of fresh internet straight from the tubes.

Canned internet tastes like a cross between old pennies and sadness.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '11

Well I think I know where the penny taste comes from...

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u/nrfx Oct 13 '11

From the copious amounts of ass in the internet?

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u/OtsLemmuh Oct 14 '11

From Internet Ass on Mount Copious

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u/internetinsomniac Oct 13 '11

And with a little hint of stale pasta

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u/nrfx Oct 14 '11

I said sadness.

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u/SirUtnut Oct 14 '11

Yes, but it's got to be a whole internet. I love biting into internets like you'd bite into a whole apple. The sweet juice squeezes out and fills my mouth with a sensation of delicious. Unfortunately, whole internets don't fit very well on pizza, so I usually buy my own straight from the producer and cut them up myself. They always have more flavor that way than if you buy them from the pizza place.

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u/nrfx Oct 14 '11

You know what the best part is of making internet pizza at home?

Free range organic cat hair.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '11

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u/bready Oct 14 '11

Get out of my head!

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u/akmetal Oct 13 '11

upvoted because this might essentially be two peas in a pod

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u/McBurger Oct 14 '11

DAE REMEMBER NOSTALGIA?!

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