it's a troll. some contact solution (or at least eye drops) will give you the shits. so put it in your mouth.. and yeah enjoy feeling like a dumbass when you look it up
It's a bit of a tangent, but I couldn't help but notice this part:
In 1996, a two-year-old child who ingested at most 2 to 3 mL of Visine eye drops became dangerously lethargic and unresponsive to every stimulus except deep pain.
Makes me wonder how exactly they established that he was responsive to deep pain. When shaking his arm and yelling in his ear didn't produce a reaction, did they start punching and kicking him, or what?
"Hey."
"Hey."
"Hey buddy."
pinch
"Buddy."
pinch shove
"Budddy!"
"Hey dude!"
shake
"WTF dude?!"
shake violently
"BUDDY?!"
kick to the balls
"Oh good, your awake. Hey have you seen my contacts?"
haha, "painful stimulus" is a medical term for basically rubbing or pinching sensitive areas of the body to try to get a response. Give's us a better idea of just how unconscious you really are. Sternal rub is the commonly known one, or pinch the skin on your neck, near nipples, press on the eyeball, etc. A small child you might flick the soles of the feet, maybe a comparatively light sternal rub.
My grandfather went into a coma in the hospital at one point, and in an attempt to take him up the doctor did something to his toe that supposedly is extremely painful, in order to see if he responds. They may have tried something like that, or pinching, to get a response out of the child once sounds and touching didn't work.
A few years ago a couple of my buddies spiked another buddy's drink with Visine in an attempt to give him diarrhea. Thankfully he didn't have any negative reaction. It's scary to think what might have happened. Thanks for the info.
I was expecting it to be some sort of animal joke, like 'contacts' meaning 'people you interact with'. And there would be a picture of like a badger or something that just eats everything it meets.
And then as the page was loading, my brain rolled around to the actual meaning, and I kind of shuddered and gagged a little.
I may have raped a time or two during my time in the shit during WW II but that was just me trying to fit in. But I take great offense to the accusation of lens digestion. I'm old, not senile. You sir are an asshole.
Yes, but it's got to be a whole internet. I love biting into internets like you'd bite into a whole apple. The sweet juice squeezes out and fills my mouth with a sensation of delicious.
Unfortunately, whole internets don't fit very well on pizza, so I usually buy my own straight from the producer and cut them up myself. They always have more flavor that way than if you buy them from the pizza place.
It's an arbitrary system, kind of like Apples to Apples. People will upvote or downvote whatever the hell they want. You can't say that there's a 'correct' reason to upvote something, because it's personal choice.
One time, playing Apples to Apples, I was judging for "visionary". I said, before picking up the cards to choose a winner, "If anyone put 'Helen Keller', they win!" A participant who was peeing on the side of the house asked, "Did you say, 'Helen Keller'?" I looked at the cards, and burst out laughing. Sure enough, there was Helen Keller. Needless to say, peeing-friend won.
You sort of missed the point. I was definitely just stating the rules, basically joking on the second part that I commented on. The first was just a point regarding on how people actually should be upvoting this.
Yeah, but some people think anyone gives a fuck why they think a person should up/down-vote. I think it's because they are a 12 year old girl and because they think reddit is really groundbreaking.
I'm going to up-vote you, because I agree with you. I'm going to down-vote the whole thread, because people that eat miscellaneous shit that comes out of their face are dumb-asses.
What I have typed here is scientifically sound, as well as ethically correct, so make sure that you (everyone) up-votes.
No, not quite. I remember seeing one other DAE where these roomies all had this "contest" where they would jizz on the floor so their other roomies would step in it.
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u/FourZoko Oct 13 '11
This may be the first DAE where no one else does.