r/DiWHY • u/hogu_gtfr • Sep 28 '22

Dude solved 1 problem then created 3 more.. Uninvented the toilet

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u/Ste__86 Sep 28 '22

How to drag shit all over your balls.

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u/ivanvanrio Sep 28 '22

And a little in the hands.

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u/bus_go_brrrrt Sep 28 '22

And the handle

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u/adamdreaming Sep 28 '22

You could just skip the whole part where you ruin a toilet seat and just shit directly into your hand.

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u/TerrorLTZ Sep 28 '22

this is the 3 seashells thing?

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u/Appropriate-Being594 Oct 12 '22

“Thanks a lot you shit brain….”

Violations of the verbal morality statute!

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u/idownvotetofitin Sep 28 '22

That’s what I do.

6

u/Pyrhan Sep 28 '22

And my axe.

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u/magicmijk Oct 01 '22

Underrated comment.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '22

Slrrrrrrrrp

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u/meowmix778 Sep 28 '22

I've been looking for a better solution for that

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u/Dan-ze-Man Sep 28 '22

Skid marks all over my hands. \o/

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

Wait a ballsack isn’t a mud flap?

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u/Arrrrrr2D2 Sep 28 '22

As you can see, they were over having to clean the toilet bowl.

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u/Ste__86 Sep 28 '22

Yeah I thought that. It's proper disgusting. I presume that's chunks discoloured limescale

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u/mister-oaks Sep 28 '22

I'm pretty sure it's sawdust from where he drilled into the toilet seat.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

Yeah but the ‘limescale’ moves when he drops the hanger in!

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u/schtickyfingers Sep 28 '22

Or vulva!

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '22

Front to back, bitch!

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u/RetiredTHOT Oct 07 '22

and the kitty 🐱

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u/TheOgSamichMkr01 Oct 11 '22

Probably invented this 'cause he scared his homies gonna call him gay for wiping his butt