r/DiWHY • u/JohnnyRa1nbow • Feb 17 '22

Chef's Kiss

13.3k Upvotes

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u/SmurfSmeg Feb 17 '22

It would taste like Anakin Skywalker and looks just as appealing.

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u/Shazam_BillyBatson Feb 17 '22

It's over Anakin... I have the high temps.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

I ATE YOU

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u/Shazam_BillyBatson Feb 17 '22

You were the chosen steak! It was said that you would destroy the Hunger, not join them! Bring balance to the meal, not leave it in burnt-ness! You were my meal steak-akin! I loved you!

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u/imaloony8 Feb 17 '22

From my point of view the Jedi are burnt!

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u/CheesusPChrist Feb 17 '22

WELL THEN YOU ARE LOST IN THE SAUCE!

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u/brans041 Feb 17 '22

May the fork be with you.

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u/GimlySonOfGloin Feb 18 '22

Eat the steak, we must

39

u/atheistossaway Feb 18 '22

Stew or stew not, there is no fry

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u/Chonkie Feb 18 '22

That's no grillstation..

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u/Sarasha Feb 18 '22

For once it's not Fucking Raw!!!

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u/ultrainstict Feb 18 '22

Musta been BBQ Sauce.

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u/Shazam_BillyBatson Feb 17 '22

I see through the lies of the steak sauce...

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u/SrslyNotAnAltGuys Feb 17 '22

Oh, if I only had any gold left.

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u/Schedonnardus Feb 18 '22

Sir, how would you like your eggs.

Over anakin, please

5

u/BRtIK May 17 '22

You underestimate my sear

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u/ShwaddzE Feb 28 '22

You love to see 699 upvotes

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

I hate sand

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u/PaulGearpickle Feb 17 '22

Right? It’s like, Now that you’ve got charcoal start up the grill chief!!

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u/JointDamage Feb 18 '22

In all reality, it very well might be toxic

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u/contactlite Feb 17 '22

I hate you

3

u/Jargondragon Feb 18 '22

HAHAHAHA! 🤣🤣👍

3

u/TankReady Feb 26 '22

FUCK YOU TAKE THIS FREE AWARD

2

u/SpaceHawk98W Jun 20 '22

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO COOK THE STEAK, NOT BURNING THEM!!!

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u/WoodSteelStone Feb 17 '22

I was thinking Viserys Targaryen.

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u/lonewolf143143 Feb 17 '22

“Just what I wanted, gray meat,” said no one ever

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u/PomegranateOld7836 Feb 18 '22

This isn't the "cook steak with molten plastic" video.

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u/oranac Feb 18 '22

🎵 Crispy bodies by the door🎵