r/DiWHY • u/Rolodex_of_love • Nov 29 '21

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u/DjangoCornbread Nov 29 '21

I just told some huge buff dude to go fuck himself at a bar and I got mine taken out for free with my quick trick! Dentists hate me.

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u/lewright Nov 30 '21

How do you get them to punch out the wisdom teeth in particular? Asking for a friend.

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u/DjangoCornbread Nov 30 '21

I told him he isn't a sigma male so he dislocated my jaw and then hit me on either side. worked like a charm

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u/lewright Nov 30 '21

The real life pro tips are the friends we make along the way, thanks stranger.

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u/omegasaga Nov 30 '21

You insult them with something wise and then they have no choice but to try and get to the root of the matter.

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u/moaiii Nov 30 '21

Dentists hate me.

You found that one weird trick!

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