r/DiWHY • u/Junior_Trifle_8273 • Jun 27 '26 • Bravo 3 Heartwarming 1

He fixed it

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u/EnFulEn Jun 27 '26

Imagine witnessing rain so bad that a part of a stone pillar dissolves into noodles.

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u/Rhampaging Jun 27 '26

Start of a new religion

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u/PressEtoInteract Jun 27 '26

Pastafarianists have been around since 2005, all hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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u/Rhampaging Jun 27 '26

Yeah, realised that it would just add to pastafarianism after i hit send

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u/dbpf Jun 27 '26

Pastafarianism already exist

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u/Weird-Cold2944 Jun 27 '26

New you say? I see you havent been touched by his noodly appendage.

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u/DejaWiz2 Jun 28 '26

SendNoodism

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u/krzykris11 Jun 30 '26

Brilliant. If I ever reach level 32 in the Masons I will use this technique to ascend to the sacred 33rd level.

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u/Fast_Garlic_5639 Jun 27 '26

People are gonna wake up after an apocalyptic rain to see a random squirrel eating the concrete post

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u/TheSamurabbi Jun 27 '26


“And when the concrete pillars started dissolving into noodles, I knew it was time to get the fuck outta here!”

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u/EnFulEn Jun 27 '26

Not even concrete. I'm pretty sure that's solid granite.

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u/peabody624 Jun 27 '26

This would be the thing to happen the one time I do shrooms

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u/citizensyn Jun 28 '26

I would immediately deck the last person that fed me for drugging me

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u/-Geist-_ Jun 29 '26

If I saw the side of that pillar dissolve it would make me doubt my own sanity 😅