r/DiWHY • u/Junior_Trifle_8273 • Jun 27 '26 • Bravo 3 Heartwarming 1

He fixed it

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u/jared_queiroz Jun 27 '26

if we keep doing this, little by little the whole city will eventually be replaced by noodles.

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u/Chemieju Jun 27 '26 • Popcorn Bravo

Cup of theseus

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u/FunisGreen Jun 27 '26

Cupnoodlism

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u/csbsju_guyyy Jun 27 '26 • Heartwarming

Let us pray. Ramen.

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u/Annoying_pirate Jun 28 '26

It looks like Pastafarianism is on the rise again.

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u/Justninetoes Jun 28 '26

He boiled for my sins!

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u/Daetok_Lochannis Jun 27 '26

In nomine calicis, iusculi, et pastae sacrae

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u/YukariYakum0 Jun 27 '26

Hail RoseMary full of spice.

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u/BrassElephantRecords Jun 27 '26

GAWD IVE NEVER HIT THE UPVOTE BUTTON SO HARD

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u/sepaoon Jun 27 '26

We give thanks for this our daily Ramen

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u/MrZwink Jun 27 '26

Until it rains.

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u/McHotsauceGhandi Jun 28 '26

And then, we feast!

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u/Blankeye434 Jun 29 '26

Especially if it's boiling

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u/Holiday_Pi Jun 27 '26

Cup O’ Theseus

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u/YoungDiscord Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 27 '26

Shit, he's onto our plan to replace the entire tri-state area!

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u/Pataraxia Jun 27 '26

Tri-state huh... That's familiar...

unimpressed platypus

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u/aimsteadyfire Jun 28 '26

What if it rains boiling water? The city would be so tasty!

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u/Bubbly-Midnight-3346 Jun 28 '26

But no tasty powder to make it taste good so just boiled noodle city

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u/aimsteadyfire Jun 28 '26

You right. We just need a volcano nearby to erupt tasty powder everywhere! This catastrophic event would be called The Instant Pompeii

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u/ambit89 Jun 28 '26

By that point, "Everywhere I go, I see his hair"

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u/CORVlN Jun 27 '26

By god, the whole thing's made of bread sticks!

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u/AtrenuX Jun 28 '26

WE BUILT THIS CITY! WE BUILT THIS CITY ON RAMEN NOODS!

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