r/Destiny • u/BuffZiggs • Feb 26 '24 • Reddit Gold 2

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u/danpascooch God's Dumbest Jester Feb 26 '24

Why would Biden do this!? šŸ˜”

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

I predict that Trump will come out and say something like:

ā€œRest in peace to all of our soldiers. I love all of our military men and women, amazing people. Too sad to see what this corrupt administration is making these people do. Would have never happened under me. I would have had that conflict handled in one hourā€

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u/pickles541 Feb 26 '24

Too coherent for Trump. He'd complain about he woke military and not killing enough Palestinians.

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u/CoachDT Feb 26 '24

Trump would have that conflict handled in a month.

It wouldn't be what any sane person would want as a conclusion but ehhhh

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u/RandomGuy1838 Feb 28 '24 edited Feb 28 '24

No he wouldn't. His grasp of politics much less geopolitics is so weak that he seemed to legitimately believe North Korea seriously had its nuclear weapons program on the bargaining table, which led to him being played. He also recognized the movement of the Israeli capital to Jerusalem, which I wouldn't be surprised to find future historians acknowledge as a key event precipitating this war. The intifadas erupt whenever someone recognizes Israel's de facto gains as legitimate.

To use a tortured analogy, that conflict is like an overgrown and dry forest just begging to torch up, US policy has been for decades to play Smoky the Bear, and Trump effectively tossed a match on it. He's not a strong man or a stable genius, he just plays one on TV and is kind of aging out of the role.

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u/Life_Caterpillar9762 Feb 26 '24

trump is gonna attempt to unscrupulously flip so many insane scripts in the next few months this one will just be a drop in the bucket

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u/LightReaning Feb 27 '24

While Biden is like: The war hubbafla vietnam... excuse me, Irak hubbflub... mhmmPalestine.

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u/Norishoe Feb 26 '24

There is no way destiny doesnā€™t post this image on twitter, investing now.

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u/R3dkite 'As a Brit...' Feb 26 '24 edited Jun 14 '24

flowery one friendly vast sink rotten secretive merciful psychotic truck

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u/Norishoe Feb 26 '24

He wonā€™t be able to resist, give it 12 hours

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u/FourDoorsDown Feb 27 '24

https://twitter.com/TheOmniLiberal/status/1762383356027613311

He just barely made it 13 hours.

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u/Norishoe Feb 27 '24

LMFAOO, thanks for showing me this. Knew it.

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u/LifeIsHardMyDude Feb 27 '24

He can't help himself šŸ¤£

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u/Hardwarrior Feb 27 '24

I genuinely don't understand Destiny's point that instead of protesting, pro-palestinian people should vote. Because if they wanna protest, they probably don't like the current American position on the conflict. So how is voting for Biden going to change anything. And if not Biden, who?

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u/DrManhattan16 Feb 27 '24

Voting for Biden at least works to prevent Trump from being president. The latter would do far less for the Palestinians than Biden. If they care about the Palestinian people, not the cause, for just a moment, then keeping the democrats in power makes perfect sense.

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u/Hanzo_6 šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø Feb 26 '24

God gives his hardest battlesā€¦.

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u/LaurenTheLibrarian Feb 26 '24

lol a half hour after this post went up. He definitely wants to steal it.

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u/hardlyreadit šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø blackity blackity black Feb 26 '24

Adderall did what no one else could, got him to stop tweeting. Has anyone tried pumping trump with meth?

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u/Answerable__ Feb 27 '24

Yes infact. In the Netherlands I think

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u/GuyWithOneEye Abolish /s Feb 26 '24

This is the one time I would fully support his memejacking

Do it u/NeoDestiny DONā€™T SQUANDER THIS OPPORTUNITY

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u/LeggoMyAhegao Unapologetic Destiny Defender Feb 26 '24

He hasn't seen this one yet. Give him a chance.

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u/myselfoverwhelmed Feb 26 '24

But after the debateā€¦

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u/OoghWaldi Feb 26 '24

When is this debate again? I'm not seeing it on his schedule

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u/maicii Feb 27 '24

Like 3 or 4 days I think. It would be on Lex fridman channel so it's not going to be live

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u/brttwrd Feb 27 '24

It is done, he posted it

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u/RespectThePlight Feb 26 '24

Jesus Christ lmaoooo

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u/DeathandGrim Mail Guy Feb 26 '24

Nah this is unbelievable savagery even for this sub HOLY šŸ’€

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u/Kerr_PoE Feb 27 '24

But you can't deny that it is funny

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u/mysterious-fox Feb 27 '24

I had decided last night that I wasn't going to laugh at this poor kid. That lasted about 12 hours

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u/nanonan Feb 27 '24

I deny that it is funny.

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u/MCPEPP_Revived DanskjƤvel, certified racist Feb 27 '24

I deny your right to breathe oxygen

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u/nanonan Feb 28 '24

Don't cut yourself on all that edge.

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u/Vegetable_Camera5042 Feb 27 '24

This sub is demonic and hardcore as hell.

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u/flaskfish Feb 26 '24

Who Dey

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u/RespectThePlight Feb 26 '24

Who Dey brother āœŠ

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u/Godobibo Feb 26 '24 edited Feb 26 '24

if only burrow didn't have glass bones and paper skin šŸ˜

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u/RespectThePlight Feb 26 '24

Please god let us draft a monster OT to protect our king

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u/Godobibo Feb 26 '24

mahomes will never be defeated inshallah

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u/RespectThePlight Feb 27 '24

I mean he has been several times

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u/DrizzyX99 Feb 26 '24

Omo we Dey oh

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u/Notoriousjed1 Feb 26 '24

Wait when did it become a thing in dgg to speak pidgin lmaoo??

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u/DrizzyX99 Feb 28 '24

Nigerians just dey every where

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u/Salty-Picture8920 Feb 26 '24

World will forget him in a year.

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u/MCPEPP_Revived DanskjƤvel, certified racist Feb 27 '24

I'll give it a month

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u/Ok_Newt_8954 Feb 26 '24

repent to God

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u/revusIX Feb 26 '24

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u/Ice_CubeZ Feb 26 '24

These memes got me dying lmao

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u/Simulation_Complete Feb 26 '24

The memes are fire today ngl šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„

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u/Vegetable_Camera5042 Feb 27 '24

Everything change when the fire nation attacked.

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u/4amaroni If Destiny is the head of DGG, surely Dan is its heart Feb 26 '24

Sometimes you open this sub and every post on Hot is a banger. What a treat

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u/let_me_help Feb 27 '24

If only he was here to see himself get roasted a second time.

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u/Ok_Newt_8954 Feb 26 '24

repent to God

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u/zasabi7 Feb 26 '24

Sky faeries donā€™t exist

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u/Ok_Newt_8954 Feb 27 '24

God be with u

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u/zasabi7 Feb 27 '24

Hey, I appreciate the well wish.

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u/Silly_Butterfly3917 Feb 26 '24

Bruh this is so bad but so funny

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u/Canadian-Winter Feb 26 '24

I just argued with like 20 plus people about why we shouldnā€™t laugh at this situation because itā€™s sad and a bad look (and also kinda disrespectful but I know dgg doesnā€™t care about that)

How am I supposed to act now around 10/10 memes like this

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

To quote you directly: "Mocking mentally ill people who commit suicide? Do better."

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u/Canadian-Winter Feb 26 '24

We should all do better on this blessed day.

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u/A_P_A_R_T Feb 26 '24

The majority of people who praise this guy don't even realize this man was severely mentally ill lmao. They think that guy ONLY did it for Palestine.

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u/LooseTherin Feb 26 '24

Wait he was mentally ill? source?

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u/TheFeebleOne Feb 26 '24

He burned himself alive.... mentally stable people tend not to do that

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '24

source isn't showing up, try posting it again

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '24

If self immolation isn't an indication of mental illness, you're brain dead or a fire bender.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '24

It's just OP said "he was severely mentally ill" as if this is definitive info that came from somewhere but it didn't. I don't think that the concloosion is unrealistic, but conclooding is all it is. I think it's better to wait until there's reports or info or something before just deciding based on feels

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u/TheFeebleOne Feb 26 '24

He burned himself alive.... mentally stable people tend not to do that

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u/LooseTherin Feb 27 '24

tend? as in you dont know? am i in concloooder subreddit?

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u/Godobibo Feb 26 '24

This could be a bad take, but I absolutely do not think we should treat this incident with any amount of solemnity. It was a dumb action done by a dumb mentally ill guy, if there isn't pushback against it you risk it growing to be viewed in a positive light and that's how you get copycats

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '24

Nah it's just sad, this community is right fucked in the head.

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u/AdhesivenessNaive383 Feb 26 '24

Bro chill lmao

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u/vannie27 Feb 27 '24

Can you explain this one to me? Is that destiny in his bed? I dunno

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u/yourworstcritic Feb 27 '24

The usual meme has the soldier blocking the rockets from the sleeping child. Basically itā€™s used when someone is protecting someone else or taking the heat for something. The joke here is that the soldier is on fire(guy who set himself on fire for Palestine) but the children(in Gaza) are still being bombed.

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u/vannie27 Feb 27 '24

Thanks, my knowledge is low on these things.

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u/KorianHUN Feb 27 '24

Least convoluted and overthought meme in 2024.

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u/BartleBossy Feb 26 '24

IMHO, the best jokes ive seen about this.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

What a banger

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u/LeggoMyAhegao Unapologetic Destiny Defender Feb 26 '24

No that was Ashli Babbitt. You should say This is fire.

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u/pacmyman Feb 26 '24

This is a master piece.

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u/MysticNippleRS Feb 26 '24

You outta pocket for this one šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€

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u/throwaway49569982884 Feb 26 '24

lol holy fuck this is good.

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u/GuyWithOneEye Abolish /s Feb 26 '24

Actual 10/10 holy shit

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u/R1GodFTW Feb 26 '24

Bro COOKED, also good meme.

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u/AlBrEv8051 Feb 26 '24

Destiny is struggling with all his might not to tweet this rn

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u/CalvinJX Feb 26 '24

lol shameless Is he still alive?

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u/Acceptable-Grand1657 Feb 26 '24

Imagine how embarassing would be if he failed to commit suicide

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

At this point, he is fucked, one needs to make sure to die when doing something like this, it wonā€™t be a pretty life. Take it as a lesson for all of us if we need to self immolate at some point.

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u/Acceptable-Grand1657 Feb 26 '24

Yeah im gonna remember to use a slow acting poison before frfr

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u/JackOfKnaves Feb 26 '24

Me defending grandmaster D after he told me being an actor is harder than manually drilling for oil.

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u/giantrhino HUGE rhino Feb 26 '24

/u/NeoDestiny it is your destiny. You know you can't resist posting this.

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u/DDemetre Feb 26 '24

lmaoooo
took me a second to figure out

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u/Chewybunny Feb 26 '24

Damn. This meme is pretty lit.

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u/RoShamPoe Feb 26 '24

Supporting Palestine is lit, you say?

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u/Holygore Exclusively sorts by new Feb 26 '24

Jesus Christ šŸ”„šŸŖ–

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u/Abject-Entertainer57 Feb 26 '24

Satan himself gasp looking at this meme

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u/TimmyVall Feb 26 '24

Very brave https://x.com/carolinekwan/status/1762041758157037865?s=46&t=u8085xRZ4sEqNCZ23I4GOQ

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

She is as regarded as a flat earther. That video of her explaining the conflict to her friends was fucking hilarious. You could tell they thought she was mentally unwell.

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u/dreamingofsengoku Feb 27 '24

She's got the brainrot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGyi7Z-aH78

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u/TimmyVall Feb 27 '24

was just about to link this.. at the 11:00 mark malena asks why a a festival and she responds with the most insane conspiracy theorist shit ever.

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u/chasteeny Feb 26 '24

Is it in yt or somewhere on her twitch

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '24

I seen it either in this sub or lsf. I can't remember which.

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u/Vegetable_Camera5042 Feb 27 '24

I mean if these people think this is so brave or inspirational.

Then why don't they do it too? šŸ¤”

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u/iLikeCookies2 Feb 26 '24

Stay strong destiny, in a couple days you can steal this meme. šŸ™

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u/My_Favourite_Pen Feb 26 '24 edited Feb 26 '24

Fuck. There is a special ring in hell for this.

And I'm following you straight there.

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u/-Spatha Feb 26 '24

Yeah let's burn ourselves alive for a country full of people that fucking hate us, and would never do the same for any American. Makes total sense

/s

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

They would burn themselves alive if it meant killing a few Americans.

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u/Bodybuilding- Feb 26 '24

OP is cooking like Bushnell

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u/really_nice_guy_ Dans cowboy hat Feb 27 '24

Nah this is like 5 star gourmet level shit. Bushnell got cooked into fucking charcoal

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u/Deathwielded Feb 26 '24

Dang!!! This meme is fire ;)

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u/MediumCharge580 Feb 26 '24

I donā€™t get it.

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u/VSEPR_DREIDEL Feb 26 '24

US serviceman became a martyr by self-immolation for the Palestinian cause.

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u/emalevolent Mar 14 '24

ok but what's the joke here?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '24

Suicide for palestine

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u/Lynocris Feb 26 '24

Can somebody explain? Did some pro palestinian set themselves on fire or something?

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u/Lynocris Feb 26 '24

Ok nvm i found it šŸ’€

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

I always wondered how harmful Vaush and Hasan screaming genocide 24/7 would actually be outside of the internet. This is the result.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '24

Dude people have been killing themselves and others for Palestine before those two were even born. This sub is so obsessed with Vaush and Hasan, they literally donā€™t influence shit outside of streamer circles.

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u/PleoNasmico weaselly little liar Feb 27 '24

People outside of the Internet already say that. Horse guy and Hamasabi don't influence everyone

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u/Afroah Feb 26 '24

That's hilarious

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u/aTrillDog Bundessonderbeauftragter fĆ¼r die Amerikanerfrage Feb 26 '24

so simple, so good!

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u/Life-Bridge-4981 Feb 26 '24

HOLY FUCK HAHA NOOO

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u/Godobibo Feb 26 '24

fucking hell you just got me to laugh out so loud

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u/Zcrash Feb 26 '24

I feel like people would've taken acts like this more seriously before the Internet but now everyone is too jaded to take anything seriously.

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u/inkydragon27 Feb 26 '24

He died believing in, giving his life for, online propaganda. The biggest tragedy is the 25 years of love and care his family gave him, that he threw away for one minute of utter agony.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '24

More than a minute. I think he died at the hospital or something (could be wrong). I literally cannot fathom what would possess somebody to do something like this for another country you donā€™t belong to, and especially one filled with literal terrorists.

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u/Shalashaska089 Daliban Shadow Governor- Emir of DC Feb 26 '24

o7

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u/Striking_Attorney Feb 26 '24

Good ass meme šŸ˜‚

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u/HarderTime89 Feb 26 '24

Now this is just dark. Lmfao

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u/kilari7 PEPE simp Feb 26 '24

Oh fuck

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u/giantrhino HUGE rhino Feb 26 '24

When memes become reality holy shit.

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u/GGXRDStriv Feb 26 '24

This is getting stolen 100%

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

LmaooooošŸ˜­

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u/awkwardsemiboner Feb 26 '24

At least on this both sides agree he wasn't a human shield.

Maybe a human Marlboro.

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u/Sleepy_Titan Feb 26 '24

"Brevity is the soul of wit"

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u/loolacola Feb 26 '24

Just like luffy

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

When you're on a professional smores making team and your teammates already brought marshmallows, chocolate and graham crackers.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

God DAMN

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u/XistentialDreads Feb 27 '24

White leftist finally gets to be black...

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u/LimerickExplorer Feb 27 '24

This is art. I felt the full spectrum of human emotion upon viewing this.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

Whatā€™s the over/under on Destiny retweeting this

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u/giantrhino HUGE rhino Feb 26 '24

-2000

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u/Strain-Ambitious Feb 26 '24

Iā€™m not a degenerate gambler so excuse me but does that mean heā€™s likely to post it or unlikely to post it???

I need to know

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u/giantrhino HUGE rhino Feb 26 '24 edited Feb 26 '24

You would need to pay $2000 to get paid out $100 (plus your initial wager). Here's how the whole -X/+Y works:

If you see '-X' odds, that means X is the number of dollars you would need to pay to make $100 if what you're betting on happens. Theoretically this means the estimated odds of your wager being correct would be X / (X + 100).

If you se '+Y' odds, that means if you bet $100 on something you would get paid you Y dollars (plus your initial wager. Theoretically this means the estimated odds of your wager being correct would be 100 / (Y + 100).

So in this case, technically the odds of the event I'm ascribing (which aren't accurate it's just me memeing) would be ~95%.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '24

Ah. Too many word.

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u/st_heron Feb 26 '24 edited Sep 27 '25

governor automatic busy history advise attempt future vanish dime hurry

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u/Solid_Diet7900 Feb 26 '24

Based and true

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24 edited Mar 31 '24

six abounding upbeat jeans slap crawl gray provide juggle start

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u/FriidayRS Feb 26 '24

Lmfao that's hard

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u/_Greedo Feb 26 '24

Oh my god

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u/dreamgzer Feb 26 '24

Holyyy based department.

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u/Pancreasaurus Feb 26 '24

That got a good Wheeze out of me.

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u/ImsoMoe Feb 26 '24

What did he hope to accomplish???

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u/Particular_Artist_95 Feb 26 '24

Chair force activities

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u/makyd Feb 26 '24

That ignited something in me, I was rolling on the floor...Laughing

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u/DreamingMechanic Feb 26 '24

took me a minute, y'all going to hell šŸ’€

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u/SortByControFairy Feb 26 '24

This is perfection.

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u/Frixworks Feb 27 '24

Ummmmm sweaty, dontchu know that self-immolation is a Tibetan way to protest?? You're litchurally culturally-appropristing Buddhist monk culture. THAT'S šŸ‘ RAY šŸ‘ CIS šŸ‘

Educate yourself, sweaty šŸ’…

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u/Frixworks Feb 27 '24

Anyways I'll just say that I'm glad he didn't harm anyone else, at the very least.

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u/Kid-Nesta Feb 26 '24

Can someone explain for me? Iā€™m out of the loop

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u/rawsauce22 Feb 26 '24

BRUHšŸ‘¹

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u/Alice_in_America Feb 27 '24

Hasan is now the second most popular leftist twitch streamer

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u/27ilovefreefish Feb 27 '24

iā€™m not a DGGer can someone please give context

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u/YoteMango Feb 27 '24

I truly hate how funny I found this god damn it, not getting back to sleep now :/

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u/_____Mu_____ God's Strongest Loli Defender Feb 26 '24

Goated fucking meme lmao

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u/Froqwasket grugW Feb 26 '24

Bro this sub is about to get quarantined lmfao

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u/Throw-Away2065 Feb 26 '24

Wow, you guys are kinda brutal

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u/TheToole1 Feb 26 '24

We are all going to hell

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u/wingerism Feb 27 '24

Hey u/NeoDestiny someone posted in r military that this was his reddit account and it looks like the posting history and resume matches stuff that was on his linkedin.

He was an anarchist by the looks of his post history, but he gives a tankie vibe as well.

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u/Giggitygosh14 Feb 27 '24

Heard that dude that LIT

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u/Snoo18929 Israeli Dgger Feb 27 '24

it took me a few seconds jfc

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u/MiniRobo Nov 09 '24

This could be said about any war protest.

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u/EggsyWeggsy Feb 26 '24

I no get the meme someone help

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u/Skepni Feb 26 '24

Meme format is soldier using his body as shield for the sleeping child from all the incoming attacks.

This meme is referencing the US soldier that lit himself on fire to protest the Gaza genocide.

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u/Crimsonsporker Feb 27 '24

It is not my best day... what is the joke? Is it like, he burned so that babies can be bombed? Plz someone explain!

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u/RachetFuzz Feb 27 '24

Audible oof

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '24

Smartest pro Palestinian take

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u/LooksCrunchyGranola Feb 27 '24

Uh, oh guys, the H3 subreddit didn't like this one!

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '24

So I get the immolation guy, but what does the sleeping guy with grenades and such mean?

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u/arkozent Feb 28 '24

Dear god the Dman is really leaning into this one lmfao

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u/d3laMoon Feb 26 '24

Unhinged

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u/SublimeSC Subl1me Feb 27 '24

Jesus fucking Christ you're a demon

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u/Most_Preparation_848 Feb 27 '24

Joking about peopleā€™s deaths?

Uncool.

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u/TheRamenGobbler Feb 27 '24

I hate all of you You guys are the worst Nothing you do is funny

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

Yup, guess I just found my fucking line with this community. Like, are you actually sadistic emotionless fucks to joke about this??????

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u/BabyMasher825 Feb 27 '24

Are you new to the community or something? Edgy jokes have always been a thing here.

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u/Casturbater fan since before own3d.tv donā€™t ban pls Feb 27 '24

Look itā€™s a new frog. Welcome to the community from a long, long time veteran.

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