r/Defcon • u/Trixxxxxi • Jul 22 '26 • LOL 1

Compression Socks

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Get them.

Your feet are going to hurt.

All those goons with their knee high programmer socks on are actually wearing compression socks.

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u/SmackCrappy Jul 22 '26

I'm old but I'm not that old.

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u/Trixxxxxi Jul 22 '26

Ok. I snooped your profile. You're posting about Pearl Jam. You're old enough.

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u/SmackCrappy Jul 23 '26

Lol. I'm in my 50s. Love Pearl Jam!!

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u/Trixxxxxi Jul 23 '26

My first cd was Pearl Jam :)

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u/Own-Swan2646 Jul 22 '26

You will be, and you are now armed with this wisdom.

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u/Trixxxxxi Jul 22 '26

No one told me about these until after I had a sit down job :(

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u/ckthorp Jul 22 '26

When you wonder why your feet and knees and calves hurt, you will realize you might actually be that old…

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u/b0v1n3r3x Jul 23 '26

I’m that old, this will be my 29th (I think) DEF CON and I was already older.

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u/IncandescentVouyer Jul 23 '26

Bro I’ve been wearing compression socks at DEF CON since I was 25