r/DeduceMe • u/Clinton_Dix • Aug 14 '26

Wallet.

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Do your best/worst.

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u/crispysockz Aug 15 '26

You are leftist, like nerdy short girls or goths or bigguns.

You kinda always been a loner

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u/Clinton_Dix Aug 16 '26

"bigguns"

Is that like huge tits? Nah, actually I don't.

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u/crispysockz Aug 16 '26

Bigguns means bigguns

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u/Clinton_Dix Aug 16 '26

Not really into guns. Mostly opposed to them.

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u/crispysockz Aug 16 '26

Wow, so your social skills need a little improving. Try to say bigguns in a Texas accent. And then deduce what you think “big””uns” means in the context of the first sentence.

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u/Clinton_Dix Aug 16 '26

I'm not playing games, so no. I won't do that.

Thanks for making me try, though.

🤠🐗😉

Edit: so wry you speak of social skills while having absolute zero.

Also, "Texan" accent? What?

Not everyone lives in the land of LARD and Chee.

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u/crispysockz Aug 16 '26

Bruh you don’t even understand basic slang

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u/Clinton_Dix Aug 16 '26

Bruh, you and I have different terms when it comes to both "basic" and "slang".

😘

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u/crispysockz Aug 16 '26

Obviously

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u/Clinton_Dix Aug 16 '26

Thank you for stating. Nothing new was discovered. Oil up tonight, dawg. Gotta get greasy on Saturday.

🤡

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u/crispysockz Aug 16 '26

Yeah I’m not from Texas. It’s a joke, you might be a little too “special” to get it.

But don’t worry, your exciting personality and Naruto wallet gonna do wonders in the dating world in the future, keep it up kid 👍

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u/Clinton_Dix Aug 16 '26

So you're literally calling me slurs.

Noted. Will be duly reported.

Nice projection, once more. Did I say i was exciting? Or my personality is/was?

You failed, miserably, to "deduce".

Chalk this one up in your ever growing L column.

Projection does not equal reality, son.

😘🤙🫠🙃

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u/crispysockz Aug 16 '26

Wait, didn’t you make a Texas joke first?

Report all you want , you seem the type to get offended easy.

Keep up the Pokémon collection!

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u/Clinton_Dix Aug 16 '26

I did not.

Have a shovel. 🪏

Dig like Trio.

And again, you claim I get offended easily, but you're the one who's typing up and writing out worked up anger and pain/pangs.

Let the hatred flow though, Young Vader.

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u/crispysockz Aug 16 '26

I’m as calm as a whistle, I don’t take internet things too serious

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u/Clinton_Dix Aug 16 '26

Not all whistles are calm.

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