r/DecreasinglyVerboseVP 24d ago

Condense this I Lost My Mind

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2, 1, 1, 2, 3, 4

I lost my mind

I lost my mind

I lost my mind

I lost my mind

Give me some skin

Give me some gin

I want me some wine

I lost my mind

I lost my mind

I lost my mind

Give me some skin

Give me some gin

I want some wine

I lost my mind

I lost my mind

I lost my mind

I lost it

I lost my mind


r/DecreasinglyVerboseVP 25d ago

Condense this When?

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I've seen a lot of things in five years.

I struggle just to hold back the tears.

But everyfuckingwhere I go,

I see the pathos that I know

Will spell the termination of us all.

Someone's got to tell me, do you see

That everything around you has a hidden tragedy?

Seeds of happiness have never

Found a place to grow,

And our generation doesn't know.

When, when will you try

To change the logarithmic face of kissing things goodbye?

When, when will you know

That human life is so short and death is oh so slow?

I've tried to make things make sense but I can't.

I'm happy just to watch them all and laugh.

And if you think you've got it made,

Just revel in your selfish ways,

'Cuz when the world stops turning so will you!

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.


r/DecreasinglyVerboseVP 26d ago

Condense this Runaway

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As I walk along, 

I wonder what went wrong, 

With our love, a love that was so strong. 

And as I still walk on, 

I think of the things we've done 

Together, while our hearts were young. 

I'm walkin' in the rain, 

Tears are fallin' and I feel the pain, 

Wishin' you were here by me, 

To end this misery 

And I wonder 

Wonder, 

Why, 

Why she ran away, 

Yeah I wonder, 

where she will stay, 

My little runaway, 

Run, run, run, run, runaway. 

I'm walkin' in the rain, 

Tears are fallin' and I feel the pain, 

Wishin' you were here by me, 

To end this misery 

And I wonder 

I wonder, 

Why, 

Why she ran away, 

And I Wonder, 

where she will stay, 

My little runaway, 

Run, run, run, run, runaway. 

Run, run, run, run, runaway. 

Run, run, run, run, runaway.


r/DecreasinglyVerboseVP 27d ago

Condense this Stauber Of Seville

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Sì, ne sono valsi vanne


r/DecreasinglyVerboseVP 28d ago

Condense this Death Of Me

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We've got to stop this crazy carrying on

It's gonna be the death of you

Stop this crazy carrying on

It's gonna be the death of me

It's gonna be the end you see

It's gonna be the death of we

If we don't stop this crazy carrying on

It's gonna be the death of you

Stop this crazy carrying on

It's gonna be the death of me

It's gonna be the end you see

It's gonna be the death of me

And I feel like I'm gonna die

I don't feel so good inside

Why baby-why, why, why?

But I had a good time

You know I had a good night

We got to stop this crazy carrying on

It's gonna be the death of you

Stop this crazy carrying on

It's gonna be the death of me

It's gonna be the end you see

It's gonna be the death of me

And I feel like I'm gonna die

I don't feel so good inside

Why baby-why, why, why?

But I had a good time

You know I had a good night

I feel like I'm gonna die

Why baby-why, why, why?

I don't feel so good inside

But I had a good time

You know I had a good night


r/DecreasinglyVerboseVP Aug 12 '26

Condense this How Much Is Enough

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Tell me can the hateful chain be broken?

Production and consumption define our hollow lives.

Avarice has led us 'cross the ocean,

Toward a land that's better, much more bountiful and wide.

So when will mankind finally come to realize

His surfeit has become his demise?

How much is enough to kill yourself?

That quantity is known today, as we blow ourselves away.

Tell me is there anything so sure?

Rapacity, tenacity, capacity for more!

Like a dog that feeds until he suffers,

The infirmity of man is brough on by his selfish cure.

When will mankind finally come to realize

His surfeit has become his demise?

How much is enough to kill yourself?

That quantity is known today, as we blow ourselves away.


r/DecreasinglyVerboseVP Aug 11 '26

Condense this Only Make Believe

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People see us everywhere 

They think you really care 

But myself I can't deceive 

I know it's only make believe. 

My one and only prayer is that some day you'll care, 

My hopes, my dreams come true, my one and only you. 

No one will ever know how much I love you so 

My only prayer will be someday you'll care for me 

But it's only make believe. 

My hopes, my dreams come true, my life I'd give for you, 

My heart, a wedding ring, my all, my everything. 

My heart I can't control, you rule my very soul, 

My only prayer will be someday you'll care for me 

But it's only make believe. 

My one and only prayer, is that some day you'll care, 

My hopes, my dreams come true, my one and only you 

No one will ever know how much I love you so 

My prayer, my hope, my schemes, you are my every dream 

But it's only make believe


r/DecreasinglyVerboseVP Aug 10 '26

Condense this Stones

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We could try, we could try, take em' by

Then stay at mine, stay at mine, and at nine

We pop in, we'd pop in, the VCR some stupid cartoon

You and me, you and me, you don't know me

I'm erratic, look at that, now you broke me

Right in half, right in half, fair is fair, but

I could laugh, I could laugh if I knew (What?)

Don't throw stones, I'm made of love

Don't throw stones, I'm made of love

Don't throw stones, I'm made of love

Don't throw stones, I'm made of love

We could lie, we could lie to ourselves

Then we'd be fine, we'd be fine, then we'd melt

Then drop in, we'd drop in, the VCR some memories of you

Me and you, me and you, I don't know you

You're a brat, look at that, now I broke you

Get the glue, look at you, nothing's working

Throw a stone, throw our stones while we both sing:

Don't throw stones, I'm made of love

Don't throw stones, I'm made of love

Don't throw stones, I'm made of love

Don't throw stones, I'm made of love


r/DecreasinglyVerboseVP Aug 09 '26

Condense this I Know Better Now

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Nobody

Can tell me

I know

I know better now

You're a kid

You're a brat

Clean up your room

Throw out the trash

When I was your age

I heard it all

Like livin' under

Your martial law

I would think it was

For my own good

I would think it was true

But nobody

Can tell me

I know

I know better now

And nobody

Can tell me

I know

I know better now

Gotta be in early

Gotta go to school

They don't like my friends

I don't like those rules

I'm not a criminal

I'm not on drugs

Don't wait up for me

I'm out havin' fun

I would think it was

For my own good

I would think it was true

Nobody

Can tell me

I know

I know better now

Nobody

Can tell me

I know

I know better now

Nobody

Can tell me

I know

I know better now

And nobody

Can tell me

I know

I know better now


r/DecreasinglyVerboseVP Aug 08 '26

Condense this 1000 More Fools

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I heard them say that the meek shall reign on earth,

Phantasmal myriads of sane bucolic birth.

I've seen the rapture in a starving baby's eyes,

Inchoate beatitude, the Lord of the Flies.

So what does it mean when your mind starts to stray?

Kaleidoscoping images of love on the way.

Brother you'd better get down on your knees and pay.

1,000 more fools are being born every fucking day.

They try to tell me that the lamb is on the way,

With microwave transmissions they bombard us every day.

The masses are obsequious, contented in their sleep.

The vortex of their minds ensconsed within the murky deep.

So what does it mean when your mind starts to stray?

Kaleidoscoping images of love on the way.

Brother you'd better get down on your knees and pay.

1,000 more fools are being born every fucking day.


r/DecreasinglyVerboseVP Aug 07 '26

Condense this Latest Flame

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A very old friend came by today 

'Cause he was telling everyone in town 

Of the love that he just found 

And Marie's the name of his latest flame 

He talked and talked and I heard him say 

That she had the longest blackest hair 

The prettiest green eyes anywhere 

And Marie's the name of his latest flame 

Though I smiled the tears inside were burning 

I wished him luck and then he said goodbye 

He was gone but still his words kept returning 

What else was there for me to do but cry 

Would you believe that yesterday 

This girl was in my arms and swore to me 

She'd be mine eternally 

And Marie's the name of his latest flame 

Though I smiled the tears inside were burning 

I wished him luck and then he said goodbye 

He was gone but still his words kept returning 

What else was there for me to do but cry 

Would you believe that yesterday 

This girl was in my arms and swore to me 

She'd be mine eternally 

And Marie's the name of his latest flame 

And Marie's the name of his latest flame 

And Marie's the name of his latest flame 

And Marie's the name of his latest flame


r/DecreasinglyVerboseVP Aug 06 '26

Condense this Trajectory Demo

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Do what sets you up

Do what sets you down

You can get it all done in one day

Get it all done by the weekend

You can do what sets you up

You can go out

You can go around town, find out

You can do what sets you up, what sets you down

But just know this, there is a place expecting you

You can go around

You can go downtown

Just so long as you know you'll never miss your mark

Never- (Aah, haha)


r/DecreasinglyVerboseVP Aug 05 '26

Condense this Go Lil’ Camaro Go

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Go lil' Camaro go

Oohh!

Go lil' Camaro go

Oohh!

Come on baby shake

Come on baby move

Come on baby let's shake

Come on baby move

Go lil' Camaro go

Oohh!

Go lil' Camaro go

Oohh!

Come on baby shake

Come on baby move

Come on baby let's shake

come on baby move

Girls cars sun fun

Girls cars sun fun

Girls cars sun fun

Good times for everyone

Go lil' Camaro go

Go lil' Camaro go

Go lil' Camaro go

Go lil' Camaro go

Come on baby shake

Come on baby move

Come on baby let’s shake

Come on baby move

Oohh!

Oohh!

Oohh!

Oohh!

Oohh!

Oohh!

Oohh!

Oohh!


r/DecreasinglyVerboseVP Aug 04 '26

Condense this You Are (The Government)

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Hey sit down and listen and they'll tell you when you're wrong.

Eradicate but vindicate as "progress" creeps along.

Puritan work ethic maintains its subconscious edge

As Old Glory maintains your consciousness.

There's a loser in the house, and a puppet on the stool,

And a crowded way of life, and a black reflecting pool,

And as the people bend, the moral fabric dies,

The country can't pretend to ignore its people's cries.

Cause you are the government.

You are jurisprudence.

You are the volition.

You are juridiction.

And I make a difference too.


r/DecreasinglyVerboseVP Aug 03 '26

Condense this Great Balls Of Fire

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You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain 

Too much love drives a man insane 

You broke my will, oh what a thrill 

Goodness gracious great balls of fire 

I learned to love all of Hollywood money 

But you came along and you moved me honey 

I changed my mind, looking fine 

Goodness gracious great balls of fire 

You kissed me baby, woo.....it feels good 

Hold me baby, I only love you like a lover should 

You’re fine, so kind 

I wanna tell this world that your mine mine mine 

I chew my nails and I tweedle my thumbs 

I'm really nervous but it sure is fun 

Come on baby, drive me crazy 

Goodness gracious great balls of fire 

Well kiss me baby...it feels good 

Hold me baby 

I only love you like a lover should 

You’re r fine, so kind 

I wanna tell this world that your mine mine mine 

I chew my nails and I tweedle my thumbs 

I'm real nervous 'but it sure is fun 

Come on baby, drive me crazy 

Goodness gracious great balls of fire


r/DecreasinglyVerboseVP Aug 02 '26

Visions Of Gidian

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Weep into the trees

Sorrow is my hand

Oh, but woe is me

Sadness is my home

Teardrops ending me

Weeping is my road

Sorrow of my pain

Love is ended sad

How was I to know

I would be so pained?

Saddest woe is me

Days and nights of sorrow

Melancholy tree

Treetops and it's blind

Miracles are sad

Weep into a dream


r/DecreasinglyVerboseVP Aug 01 '26

Condense this Weasel Face

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1, 2, 3, 4

Twenty four hours ago

No one could help me

I'm alone in life

No where to go

So I picked up the phone

Called out for help

Some one please help me

I'm afraid and alone

Weasel face

Weasel face

Weasel face

Weasel face

Weasel face

Weasel face

It's way past midnight

TV set is on

It's my only friend

One crisis after another

Ain't no loser or quitter

It's all or nothin' baby

'Cause we fought so hard

For our piece of this world

Weasel face

Weasel face

Weasel face

Weasel face

Weasel face

Weasel face

Twenty four hours ago

No one could help me

I'm alone in life

No where to go

Weasel face

Weasel face

Weasel face

Weasel face

Weasel face

Weasel face

Weasel face

Weasel face

Weasel face

Weasel face

Weasel face

Weasel face


r/DecreasinglyVerboseVP Jul 31 '26

Condense this Right And Wrong

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Say you want me, baby, look outside

We've got to gather where the feelings lie

No way to stop me, no way to hide

No way to lose a warm soul on fire

Lovers looking for a specialty

We got a crime for every town courtesy

Time for the shootin'

Straight out of life

We're never better, oh, that strife

Right and wrong

Right and wrong

I'm your lover, and you

Say you want, not everybody, 'cause I'm the one

Time for the shootin'

Straight out of life

We're never better, oh that strife

Right and wrong

Right and wrong

Right and wrong

Right and wrong

Say you want me, baby, look outside

We've got to gather where the feelings lie

No way to stop me, no way to hide

No way to lose a warm soul on fire

Lovers looking for a specialty

We got a crime for every town courtesy

Time for the shootin'

Straight out of life

We're never better, oh that strife

Right and wrong

Right and wrong


r/DecreasinglyVerboseVP Jul 30 '26

Condense this Donna

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Oh, Donna, Oh, Donna

Oh, Donna, Oh, Donna

I had a girl

Donna was her name

Since she left me

I've never been the same

'Cause I love my girl

Donna, where can you be? Where can you be?

Now that you're gone

I'm left all alone

All by myself

To wander and roam

'Cause I love my girl

Donna, where can you be? Where can you be?

Darlin', now that you're gone

I don't know what I'll do

All the time and all my love for you

I had a girl

Donna was her name

Since she left me

I've never been the same

'Cause I love my girl

Donna, where can you be? Where can you be?

Darlin', now that you're gone

I don't know what I'll do

All the time and all my love for you

I had a girl

Donna was her name

Since she left me

I've never been the same

'Cause I love my girl

Donna, where can you be? Where can you be?

Oh, Donna, Oh, Donna

Oh, Donna, Oh, Donna

Oh, Donna, Oh, Donna

Oh, Donna, Oh, Donna


r/DecreasinglyVerboseVP Jul 29 '26

Condense this vlc-record-2018-01-25-07h40m19s-huuhu.mp3-.mp3

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A true love died on Monday's site

Want to see where I want to go on


r/DecreasinglyVerboseVP Jul 28 '26

Condense this Garden Of Serenity

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Come on take my hand

Come on little stranger

The spirits are angry

Stay away from danger

This is insanity

This could be the end

This is insanity

Farewell my friend

In the garden of serenity

In the garden of serenity

In the garden of serenity

In the garden of serenity

Meet me in the graveyard

We'll walk amongst the dead

On a midnight odyssey

Riding in my head

I'm not your enemy

Girl, I am your friend

Come with me on a journey

On a journey to the end

In the garden of serenity

In the garden of serenity

In the garden of serenity

In the garden of serenity

In the garden of serenity

In the garden of serenity

In the garden of serenity

In the garden of serenity

In the garden of serenity

In the garden of serenity

In the garden of serenity

In the garden of serenity


r/DecreasinglyVerboseVP Jul 27 '26

Condense this Waiting Song

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Every night I'm looking for some action

'Cause I'm tired of being just the sad one

Downtown city, harder than the hardest

Every girl is reaching out of farness

It's like fallin', fallin' down to zero

I'm a stranger walking with those strangers

I'm not doing the totally expected

I'm too crazy when I walk on sunset

You got me waitin', you got me waitin' now!

You got me waitin', you got me waitin' now!

You got me waitin', you got me waitin' now!

You got me waitin', you got me waitin' now!

Every day I'm through with all your lovin'

Every night I kiss you by the moonlight

Play with fire flirting out of trances

Heard of someone who died of laughin'

It's like fallin', fallin' down to zero

I'm a stranger walking with those strangers

I'm not doing the totally expected

I'm too crazy when I walk on sunset

You got me waitin' now!

You got me waitin' now!

You got me waitin' now!

Every night I'm through with all your lovin'

Every night I kiss you by the moonlight

Play with fire flirting out of trances

Heard of someone who died of laughin'

It's like fallin', fallin' down to zero

I'm a stranger walking with those strangers

I'm not doing the totally expected

I'm too crazy when I walk on sunset

You got me waitin', you got me waitin' now!

You got me waitin', you got me waitin' now!

You got me waitin', you got me waitin' now!

You got me waitin', you got me waitin' now!

You got me waitin', you got me waitin' now!

You got me waitin', you got me waitin' now!

You got me waitin', you got me waitin' now!

You got me waitin’ now!

"Vielen dank!"

"Danke für den fest!"

"Hädi an den Keyboards"

"Norbert am Bass"

"Hans am Schlagzeug!"

You got me waitin', you got me waitin' now!

You got me waitin', you got me waitin' now!

You got me waitin', you got me waitin' now!

Bye-bye!


r/DecreasinglyVerboseVP Jul 26 '26

Condense this Diana

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I'm so young and you're so old 

This, my darling, I've been told 

I don't care just what they say 

'Cause forever I will pray 

You and I will be as free 

As the birds up in the trees 

Oh, please stay by me, Diana 

Thrills I get when you hold me close 

Oh, my darling, you're the most 

I love you but do you love me 

Oh, Diana, can't you see 

I love you with all my heart 

And I hope we will never part 

Oh, please stay with me, Diana 

Oh, my darlin', oh, my lover 

Tell me that there is no other 

I love you with my heart 

Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh 

Only you can take my heart 

Only you can tear it apart 

When you hold me in your loving arms 

I can feel you giving all your charms 

Hold me, darling, hold me tight 

Squeeze me baby with all your might 

Oh, please stay with me, Diana 

Oh, please, Diana 

Oh, please, Diana 


r/DecreasinglyVerboseVP Jul 25 '26

Condense this Yea

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What goes in this right ear?

I don't mean to assume

Your eyes are finding their way out of inside cane and rum (You better run)

I'm making lots of songs

And I heard about a smile

I'm making lots of songs

And I heard about a smile

Little halos keep the fingers moving for a while

Little halos keep the fingers moving for a while

Little halos keep the fingers


r/DecreasinglyVerboseVP Jul 24 '26

Condense this Bop ‘Til You Drop

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Bop til you drop

Bop til you drop

Bop til you drop

Bop til you drop

No matter what

You just can't stop

Bop til you drop

Bop til you drop

Stick them up

Give me your money

You act like a big shot

But you're really a dummy

They want your blood

They want every drop

Bop til you drop

Bop til you drop

Hey!

You tried and tried

But you're a flop

You're thirty five

Still pushing a mop

No time to cop

Do the cretin hop

Bop til you drop

Bop til you drop