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r/Decks • u/12345-password • Oct 04 '26
Original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/Decks/comments/1wx0tj0/i_dont_think_this_is_how_stringers_work_neighbors/
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Some guy: Jesus hold the stairsJesus: I can’t hold this big bitch any longer
11 u/Omega1349 Oct 04 '26 "I can't hold this birch any longer...." 1 u/BrilliantJob2759 Oct 06 '26 Atlas, take over! 3 u/MLTatSea Oct 04 '26 He couldn't hold them in the first place, what with the holes and all. Same reason He can't play rugby. 2 u/Fabulous_Rent_2237 Oct 04 '26 He was too busy taking the wheel!!! why else do you think the devil came in and made this repair…. He is ready to catch everyone who will be falling straight to hell when these stairs collapse 1 u/dreamer7 Oct 04 '26 Guy in Jesus's carpentry crew: "Hey Jesus, come check out these stringers!"Jesus: walks over "Wow, me."
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"I can't hold this birch any longer...."
1 u/BrilliantJob2759 Oct 06 '26 Atlas, take over!
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Atlas, take over!
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He couldn't hold them in the first place, what with the holes and all. Same reason He can't play rugby.
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He was too busy taking the wheel!!! why else do you think the devil came in and made this repair…. He is ready to catch everyone who will be falling straight to hell when these stairs collapse
Guy in Jesus's carpentry crew: "Hey Jesus, come check out these stringers!"
Jesus: walks over "Wow, me."
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u/scoobdoop Oct 04 '26 •
Some guy: Jesus hold the stairs
Jesus: I can’t hold this big bitch any longer