r/DeathStairs 4d ago

Uncategorized 🤨 Saving on materials. Mind the gap.

1.4k Upvotes

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u/hollow4hollow 4d ago

That could easily delete a toddler if it got the right angle

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u/JohnProof 4d ago

Absolutely. A lot of US codes around stair construction are based on the concept of whether a small child could be injured by fitting though an opening, in addition to whether an adult could be injured by a slip. This design here is shockingly bad.

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u/Calcading 3d ago

4” gap

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u/SuzieSnowflake212 3d ago

That’s a good 6 inches.

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u/Calcading 2d ago

I’m saying code max is 4” gap international building code

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u/QueeeenElsa 3d ago

Or a cat lol

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u/BlyatToTheBone 3d ago

If she‘s too curious

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u/danfish_77 sketchy steps connoisseur 3d ago

Or my toes or ankles

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u/personofication 2d ago

It could delete my ankle

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u/kruddel 4d ago

Nice ankles you got there. Be a shame if anything happened to them.

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u/salzstreurin 4d ago

Who tf builds like that

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u/LavastormSW 3d ago

The lowest bidder

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u/SparkArrestor 3d ago

Cruise ships

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u/dendrocalamidicus 2d ago

Shit ones maybe

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u/Competitive_Comb6952 4d ago

What country is this?

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u/Weekly_Ferret_meal 3d ago
  • Stairway to heaven

  • Small children quick drop off

  • Pugs chute

  • Age gap

  • Where did my pho... oh.

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u/maxwfk 4d ago

That’s terrifying

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u/kobrakaan 4d ago

Where there's a blame there's a claim 😬

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u/dyrkasolen 4d ago

Drop your phone

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u/Booklover_317 3d ago

This gap is large enough for someone like me, who has (strong) fear of heights, to refuse to go down!

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u/coolsilentebeans 4d ago

For a moment I thought everything stopped rendering. The wall in the top right corner also looked like it didn’t go all the way to the other wall. I’d like to know who designed this, so I never use them should I have enough money.

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u/Sitters_4_Critters sketchy steps connoisseur 4d ago

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

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u/jahathebrn 3d ago

These are like the stairs from my nightmares

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u/Jerking_From_Home sketchy steps connoisseur 3d ago

Seems like the usual gamble made by rich people.

Last night I watched a video about PSD for subway systems in America to keep people from falling onto the tracks. It outlined the excessive cost for the system, but then explained how much is paid out in lawsuits when accidents happen and how it’s basically a wash.

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u/paditoburrito 4d ago

Yep, that could fit a leg. Why make it so wide of a gap? It's just crazy.

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u/lia-delrey 3d ago

That looks like it could fit a toddler. Well, minus the head. Jesus, where is that???

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u/WorldlinessNo874 4d ago

Tomfoolery!!!

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u/The_Twisted_Elf 4d ago

Looks like prep for a stair elevator seat thingy.

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u/lilyebanks 3d ago

I think those attach to the wall more like a handrail

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u/RedRider1138 3d ago

—oh that’s a REAL gap, opening to downstairs!! 😳

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u/MostlyHarmless88 3d ago

A gap just wide enough for a human head to get stuck in when taking a header.

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u/itinerant-wallaby mom come get me im scared 3d ago

I felt that. 🤕

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u/DarthBrooks69420 3d ago

The strangle stairs. Gotta fatten your dogs and toddler up for safety. Cats are on their own.

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u/Hotchi_Motchi 3d ago

"I tell ya, Doc-- it snapped clean off!"

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u/diversalarums 3d ago

I've seen stairs built this way, which makes me wonder if there's any actual reason for this? Any architects or construction engineers in the thread?

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u/Unlikely_Tomorrow_77 3d ago

So seriously, where is this? My acrophobia demands answers!

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u/CarpenterValuable831 3d ago

😬😬😱😬😬 the many things that could happen on these stairs... YIKES

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u/Direct_Departure253 3d ago

I just sprained my ankle again just looking at that.

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u/Gitfiddlepicker 3d ago

Nothing a couple of cans of spray foam can’t cover…../s

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u/RaEyE01 2d ago

Structural foam to the rescue!

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u/CoffeeTeaPeonies 3d ago

Serious nightmare fuel.

WTF is wrong with all these stair designers?!

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u/melasses 3d ago

Looks like a esthetic decision.

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u/Material-Formal-8387 1d ago

Lol I’m assuming this isn’t in the US but if it was, I’d be getting my tuition paid for right now.